S07.E19: Reunion Part 1

[Tara Ariano]

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Part 1 of 3. TBA

[zoeysmom]

Reunion Primer courtesy of Bravo.  Clips of the most discussed events of the season:  http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-7/blogs/want-to-catch-up-before-the-rhobh-reunion-heres

[hecate2909]

I have a strong feeling from the previews that this particular segment if not ALL of this reunion show is just gonna rile me and be extremely unsatisfying.

Bitches running roughshod and no accountability.

I already feel an open letter to Andy/Bravo coming on and it's not even aired yet!

Edited April 12, 2017 by hecate2909
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[hecate2909]

1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

Reunion Primer courtesy of Bravo.  Clips of the most discussed events of the season:  http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-7/blogs/want-to-catch-up-before-the-rhobh-reunion-heres

I am already pissed at Andy, cos I just know he is not gonna give us what we (or at least I) want, he is gonna protect and gloss over all the crazy and malice and focus on Dorit and PK because they are a hot button. 

[hecate2909]

Too late cos they already shot it. 

If I am wrong I will eat my hat!

(Disclaimer: I don't own a Hat)

[KungFuBunny]

Preparing for Part 1. Got my snacks

 

I want mayhem and pandemonium

[Rosiejuliemom]

10 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Preparing for Part 1. Got my snacks

 

I want mayhem and pandemonium

I don't have to get my munchkins up for school at the asscrack of dawn tomorrow, so I'm chilling with some chicken biscuits and a bottle of cheap red.

I also desire mayhem and pandemonium. Possibly a few shining moments where only one person is talking, so that my ears can get a break.

Edited April 12, 2017 by Rosiejuliemom

[Lady of nod]

i feel like I should prepare with a Xanax smoothie so I can tolerate the rhinna shit show and the non moderating by andy

[Jel]

4 hours ago, hecate2909 said:

I have a strong feeling from the previews that this particular segment if not ALL of this reunion show is just gonna rile me and be extremely unsatisfying.

Bitches running rough shed and no accountability.

I already feel an open letter to Andy/Bravo coming on and it's not even aired yet!

I'm there for the reading, hecate2909.

7 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

i feel like I should prepare with a Xanax smoothie so I can tolerate the rhinna shit show and the non moderating by andy

Can you make it two, please?

18 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Preparing for Part 1. Got my snacks

 

I want mayhem and pandemonium

Me too -- and times 100, Bunny!

[KungFuBunny]

Every time Dorit says it was a joke...take a shot.

Put 911 on speed dial

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Every time Dorit says it was a joke...take a shot.

Put 911 on speed dial

I was gonna go with a shot every time someone touched/adjusted their hair. Good thing I didn't, or I might've been dead by now. 

[KungFuBunny]

8 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

I was gonna go with a shot every time someone touched/adjusted their hair. Good thing I didn't, or I might've been dead by now. 

I'm kind of hoping that when Rinna is in the hot seat and is questioned about the were people doing coke in the bathroom? that Rnna eventually responds It was a joooooke, Dorit! It's my American humor

[Martinigirl]

Oh goodie, that big red Mr Potato head is up next. Ugh!

[Booger666]

Why is Dorit dressed like Edward Scissorhands?

[FlyingEgret]

It took me 30 minutes to realize Eden wasn't on one of the couches

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

It took me 30 minutes to realize Eden wasn't on one of the couches

She's crouched in the topiary behind Andy

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

It took me 30 minutes to realize Eden wasn't on one of the couches

She's hiding under one of the tables, ready to strike at any moment.

[Martinigirl]

LMAO!!! @ the video a couple of years ago and Dorit talking without an accent

[KungFuBunny]

ooooh....PK's wearing foundation....Claymation #9

[Lady of nod]

This reunion a snooze fest so far. Love Dorit's dress and necklace. Where the hell does Eileen shop. QVC? And btw no one was more devastated than the Erikas. Poor little bitch girl. she is so friggin arrogant and self satisfied. Can not stand her

6 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

It took me 30 minutes to realize Eden wasn't on one of the couches

I didn't notice either but she isn't a full hw is she? Maybe she'll be on later so rhinna has someone else to abuse

[Straycat80]

Next topic is pantygate. Ugh! Here we go again beating this dead horse, or should I say kitty. 

Edited April 12, 2017 by Straycat80

[KungFuBunny]

Okay the way we're going nowhere 50 minutes in, this could be a 10 part reunion

[Martinigirl]

Or big pink elephant

Part one blows!

[KungFuBunny]

A bankrupt entrepeneur....does he know Mr. Bellini?

[SCS]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

Next topic is pantygate. Ugh! Here we go again beating this dead horse, or should I say kitty. 

Aaaaaaaand it's Straycat80 fer da win!

[Bronzedog]

Why do we have to watch Piglet?  He's only a housewife in his mind.

[bosawks]

Ugh, that was 60 minutes spent on the treadmill of inanity.

[Martinigirl]

I could do without the close-ups of PK 

[Sarcastica]

Honest to god started dry heaving when they brought out PK. He is just so....blech...

[Noire]

Erica just doesn't shut the fuck up with her victimhood.  And her dismissive attitude when she is very much in her feelings about the damn panty situation is a facade.  Bitch you care A LOT.

[dosodog]

Did anybody on the left side of the screen admit to any part in any thing this season? The smirking.  Bleh.  Eileen in particular. 

All roads lead back to poor Ericka.  She was traumatized the worst, she was picked on the most, she had the worst of it at the Hong Kong dinner.  No. Dorit and Eileen had it the worst at the dinner.  

It always has to be about her.  Always.

I'm right there with you LVP.  l like watching Rinna squirm too. Keep it up.

Really Bravo.  You show a Montage of luxury cars and the only one dogged is of course, Dorit.  She's the passenger from United Airlines on this epidode.  It's a beautiful car.

Need to knock that bitch out?  Rolling my eyes. So rolling my eyes.

Oh give it up.  Nothing will appease Ericka over pantygate. Nothing.

Andy.  Some accountability and squirming from the left side of the screen please.

[chick binewski]

9 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Why do we have to watch Piglet?  He's only a housewife in his mind.

I'm wondering if Andy sold him on this being a mea culpa. But my opinion may be colored by my complete dislike of Erika. I started watching with 'here we go she's full of crap', then came the glam squad for Eileen (thank goodness cause she's such a dog without Mikey's elegant touch) and comparing her fawning I mean paid crew to lawyers in her husband's firm. I can't with her.

Kyle has appeared on television in some form for most of her life. What in the hell was she thinking with that dress?   

ETA: Has any HW in the history of HW's ever gotten any of the elephant idioms right?

Edited April 12, 2017 by chick binewski

[Primal Slayer]

They really could've edited this down to 1 supersize reunion instead of trying to force 3 episodes out of 2 events. 

[KenyaJ]

Erika doesn't understand why PK would take up for Dorit and defend her? Really? Does she think Tom would do the same for her, or no?

[escapetoreality]

Erika is so trashy. As Dolly Parton famously quipped "it costs a lot to look this cheap." Word. 

[Straycat80]

Part one was boring but part two looks better. I can't wait to see what Kim has on Rinna that she walks off stage. 

I hate to give the best dressed award to Rinna, I loved her red dress. 

[Jamie Satyr]

Just now, KenyaJ said:

Erika doesn't understand why PK would take up for Dorit and defend her? Really? Does she think Tom would do the same for her, or no?

This stunk! I expected so much more! They're holding back on us it seems! They very well could skip this part altogether! Nothing was worth saving! ;-(

[Wideawakenyc]

Sooo many clips!  So little new material.  

Edited April 12, 2017 by Wideawakenyc

[WireWrap]

19 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

This reunion a snooze fest so far. Love Dorit's dress and necklace. Where the hell does Eileen shop. QVC? And btw no one was more devastated than the Erikas. Poor little bitch girl. she is so friggin arrogant and self satisfied. Can not stand her

I didn't notice either but she isn't a full hw is she? Maybe she'll be on later so rhinna has someone else to abuse

Notice how bored Erika is when Andy is talking to/about anyone else? She only smiled at her EJ/Greece replay but not at any other HWs replay. She is so full of herself. LOL

12 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Next topic is pantygate. Ugh! Here we go again beating this dead horse, or should I say kitty. 

Well, if they would allow Dorit/PK answer a question for once, it would have been over in 5 minutes! LOL

[charming]

I didn't think there was any room left up Erika's ass with Eileen lodged in there but Andy found a way. 

The 1 hour Erika pity party was boring.

Too bad they didn't show Eileen and Lisa Rinna encouraging and laughing with Dorit about pantygate.  

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Part one was boring but part two looks better. I can't wait to see what Kim has on Rinna that she walks off stage. 

I hate to give the best dressed award to Rinna, I loved her red dress. 

I liked the red on Rinna and loved her earrings.

[lololol]

23 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

This reunion a snooze fest so far. Love Dorit's dress and necklace. Where the hell does Eileen shop. QVC? And btw no one was more devastated than the Erikas. Poor little bitch girl. she is so friggin arrogant and self satisfied. Can not stand her

I didn't notice either but she isn't a full hw is she? Maybe she'll be on later so rhinna has someone else to abuse

I can't stand ErICKa either. What a TOTAL zero.

[chewycandy]

4 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

kyle has appeared on television in some form for most of her life. What in the hell was she thinking with that dress?   

I was thinking that it was a good color on her, but green usually is for brunettes. What was wrong with it?

 

2 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Notice how bored Erika is when Andy is talking to/about anyone else? She only smiled at her EJ/Greece replay but not at any other HWs replay. She is so full of herself. LOL

The others were not exactly grinning like Cheshire cats at any of the packages.

[chick binewski]

2 minutes ago, KenyaJ said:

Erika doesn't understand why PK would take up for Dorit and defend her? Really? Does she think Tom would do the same for her, or no?

Tom snaps at her for interrupting him. I'm sure he would have to take a phone call if Erika asked him to defend her.

[chewycandy]

Just now, chick binewski said:

Tom snaps at her for interrupting him. I'm sure he would have to take a phone call if Erika asked him to defend her.

Or she realizes that she is an adult woman capable of speaking for herself.

[BlackMamba]

How I felt about PT 1

Why is Eileen even on this show

Dorit knows 4 languages

LVP's dress was on point

Lisa R had no panties and was proud, but when PK came out she wanted to cross her legs

Rinna doesn't remember again what she said about Dorit's accent

How eventful was this episode

[Bronzedog]

Erika gave birth at 20 and was a stay at home mother until she left her son with his father when he was 3 so she could pursue her career?  She left out part of the story.

[dosodog]

Wait! This went right over my head until now.

LVP, APOLOGIZED TO EILEEN.  I REPEAT. LVP APOLOGIZED TO EILEEN. Organically and without prompting too.

And Eileen was so taken aback she was at a loss for smirk.

I get on my knees for you BlackMamba.  I would like to buy you a rose quartz ring.  It has healing powers!

Edited April 12, 2017 by dosodog
BlackMamba! HAD to show some respect!

[BlackMamba]

Erika seriously needs to get herself a damn sense of humor.  The woman is so cold and doesn't smile at all.
Even when everyone was laughing at certain jokes she sat there stone face.  Quite the low energy.

[lololol]

6 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Erika gave birth at 20 and was a stay at home mother until she left her son with his father when he was 3 so she could pursue her career?  She left out part of the story.

Of course she did. The only thing trailer trash EriCKa was pursuing was a sugar daddy. She found one - a fat, short, bald, old fart.

Edited April 12, 2017 by lololol