All Episodes Talk: All Rise

[CrazyInAlabama]

I wonder if the truck owner's ex, or whatever she was, took the truck muddin' too, and that's what happened to it.   Or else she went off the road into a curb or something and had it towed. 

[jilliannatalia]

4 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Dumbo-eared, lame-brained Ichabod from TX - what an utter, intolerable asshole. I almost felt sorry (not) for his beaten-looking, po-faced little wifey (obviously another desperate woman), who got the boot pronto for answering for her stupid, dumbass "I'd do the same thing again" hubby who couldn't. Of course he didn't call the police after being assaulted by plaintiff. He wasn't raised that way! He was raised to settle any dispute with his fists - well, as long as he was certain his opponent could be easily subdued. I just hope the next time he opens his big mouth to someone it's a hulk-like guy who will pummel the String Bean into the ground. At least he got a spanking here today ("You're an idiot!") but it wasn't enough.

 

Ichabod or Donica (or whatever the Texas moron's name is)  does a remarkable impression of a product of consanguinity. I suspect that had JJ explained the rationale for her ruling using a puppet show format aimed at a preschool audience, it still would have been over his head.

Edited September 18, 2018 by jilliannatalia

[Brattinella]

33 minutes ago, jilliannatalia said:

a product of consanguinity.

Bonus points!

[AngelaHunter]

15 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Am I watching JJ or Jerry Springer?    P. sent naked pics of herself to her friend Jasmine, Jasmine is also girlfriend of D.    D. makes a remark about the relationship between Jasmine and p. implying they hump their brains out too.

LaRonda, who likes to take buck-nekkid selfies (whether they were just nudes or pornographic I don't know)and send them off into cyberspace, was hurt and shocked to death when they ended up plastered everywhere. Well, I shouldn't be so hard on her. A million idiots everywhere and not all of them dead-headed millennials either, are doing the same thing on even mainstream sites like Reddit. Hard to imagine, I know, but posting explicit, hardcore porno pics of yourself for public consumption and that show your face is "a thing." Def, Avery Washington, glaring like a beady-eyed Orc, was kind of interesting. I didn't do it/I never had her phone for a minute/that's not me on the recording/Didn't do it didn't do it wasn't me x 10, even when Jasmine (looking like a Feral Child) was easily tricked into confirming it WAS him. Avery grabs her and whispers in her ear as Byrd leads her in, but I guess she forgot what he told her by the time she got to the "kiddy seat" in front of JJ. I do enjoy it when she puts adults there.  Anyway, Avery's steadfast denials reminds me of when I was 5 or so, and would blame every naughty thing I did on my older sister, even if she wasn't home and even if I were caught in the act. I hope LaRonda learned something, but that's probably silly optimism. Watching this show makes me glad now that I grew up in an era of no computers.

[TheLastKidPicked]

5 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

5 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Well, I shouldn't be so hard on her. A million idiots everywhere and not all of them dead-headed millennials either, are doing the same thing on even mainstream sites like Reddit.

 Watching this show makes me glad now that I grew up in an era of no computers.

I agree!

Luckily, I'm old enough that nobody would care about my pics, even if I had any.   Or, as Gallagher once said:

"It's okay to laugh, but it's not okay to point!"

[patty1h]

Help me out, JJ watchers.  I just watched the case of the deliveryman who was bitten by the chihuahua and I just couldn't decide if Katrina Rios was a female from birth.  I do know that Katrina's roommate, Burger King loving Raisha Pacella, is giving me '30 year old Honey Boo Boo' realness.

[Florinaldo]

22 minutes ago, patty1h said:

I just couldn't decide if Katrina Rios was a female from birth.

I do not know if that will help you decide one way or another, but I thought she was made up as an understudy for the part of Dr. Frank'n'Furter in a community production of Rocky Horror.

Plaintiff overeacted a bit to the nip by the dog, but JJ was overly harsh with him, perhaps because the little dog was cute and swaddled in baby clothes. The notion of strict liability in cases of dog bites flew out the window in that case. In a state of panic or high anxiety, calling 911 may appear entirely reasonable at the moment.

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

5 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

even when Jasmine (looking like a Feral Child) was easily tricked into confirming it WAS him. Avery grabs her and whispers in her ear as Byrd leads her in, but I guess she forgot what he told her by the time she got to the "kiddy seat" in front of JJ. I do enjoy it when she puts adults there. 

Bless her heart, Jasmine looked like she had been dragged out of the underground bomb shelter she had been living in for the past ten years while being chained to a cot and fed dead flies and saltines. 

BusyOctober, I loved your courthouse repartee. Do you perchance live in Florida? Because that's what the folks that show up here look  like - People of Walmart rejects that you KNOW have spent extensive time at the courthouse in bond hearings, pleadings, sentencing. . . . .

JJ was in rare form today with the case of the dingleberry college student and his scary-browed mama (somewhere there's a Sharpie trying to find its lid)  trying to pawn off hospital bills for his alcohol poisoning to the aging college student defendant.  Hmmm she didn't even have to bring up that under 21s aren't even supposed to be drinking. (BTW BrowMama needs to be thanking her lucky stars that her kid is alive - I lost a brother to alcohol poisoning years ago - he just drank too much and laid down on a park bench)

[AngelaHunter]

30 minutes ago, ItsHelloPattiagain said:

Bless her heart, Jasmine looked like she had been dragged out of the underground bomb shelter dungeon she had been living in for the past ten years while being chained to a cot and fed dead flies and saltines. 

Thanks for the best laugh I've had in awhile. She did have a bit of the "It puts the lotion on its skin" affect, didn't she? Hope you don't mind my doctoring your post a bit to make myself even happier. It's pitiful how easily amused I am.

1 hour ago, patty1h said:

I just couldn't decide if Katrina Rios was a female from birth.  I do know that Katrina's roommate, Burger King loving Raisha Pacella, is giving me '30 year old Honey Boo Boo' realness.

This gives me something to look forward to tonight.

[Quof]

1 hour ago, patty1h said:

I just couldn't decide if Katrina Rios was a female from birth. 

Equally puzzled.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Apparently, it's special snowflake plaintiff day.  

Alcohol poisoning of a special snowflake-An 18 year old (who looks 80) who had been playing beer pong since 15 years old (news to mommy ).   Idiot met older co-worker, and both work at youth centers (is that juvie hall?).     P. son got alcohol poisoning with hard liquor booze pong, and mommy is trying to sue the co-worker.    Mommy apparently did her eyebrows and eyeliner with a wide sharpie, and it looks bad, however it does emphasize her look of totally pissed off mommy when son admits the 15 year old pong past, and junior is going to get in big trouble when they get home.   I see the son inherited his mother's brains, and don't know how he got into Rensselear with that brain.   JJ told mommy to stuff her law suit, and no damages for absolutely anything.   In Halterview Mommy still says it was the other man's fault for leading her baby astray with demon rum, she doesn't have a clue. 

Cookbook fight-Detox cookbook.     P. upset because cookbook didn't sell, D. is suing for equally stupid reasons connected to the cookbook.   Total shock, book never sold a paid copy, even Kindle.  Apparently only the plaintiff invested a penny, about $4,500.     Love the p. in the halterview saying she's glad it's all over, so why was she suing?      Another nothing case, with two women who really need a good detox to get the sticks out of their butts.

P. is mom of the year over tax refund against her ex.     Why do the current spouse of deadbeat parents always look like fools?   I guess because they are.    This man is married to mother of the year, and used to have custody, but lost custody twice to the father, including for the past two years.    Idiot so-called mother wants half of the tax refund for 2017, while the father had custody.    The mother never pays child support, what a surprise that is.  Mom of the year has kid on her health insurance, so since she pays no child support ever, she wants half of his tax refund.     A village has lost it's idiot.     Village idiot so-called mother says she bought stuff randomly, instead of paying child support, and sounds like every deadbeat parent ever.   No money awarded, too bad father didn't counter sue for $5,000.    Mommy of the year says she's suing for custody, and if she gets it, here come the child support demands.   The daughter should be aging out of child support soon, and I hope she chooses the parent who really cares for her, and not her useless mother who only wants her for the child support, and tax write off.  

 

Burger King delivery guy nailed by chihuahua in a dress.    Delivery guy says dog bit him when the door was opened.    Idiot d. says not my dog, and didn't see the bite.   Dog owning defendant not only dresses her dog up in clothes, but apparently has no voice.     Poor dog looks like it's roasting in the dress, and under the TV lights.   The funny thing is the p. called 911 because he was afraid for his life, possibly rabies.     I hope no one had a heart attack and died because the EMTs were busy with this.     Plaintiff doesn't seem to be from here, and if he's lived in other countries, rabies is a big issue some places, so it might not be a minor issue to him.  Also, did the defendant have proof of vaccination?     Defendant dog owner looks like she's in the NFL draft this year.  Defendant has to pay for doctor visit.  He gets some amount for that.  I felt sorry for him, even though it was a tiny dog, I do know people who are terrified of dogs, and I think he's one of them.  

Edited September 19, 2018 by CrazyInAlabama

[Toaster Strudel]

I liked the liver/toxicity theme episode with the alcohol poisoning and the quack detox recipes.

[jilliannatalia]

3 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Apparently, it's special snowflake plaintiff day.  

Alcohol poisoning of a special snowflake-An 18 year old (who looks 80) who had been playing beer pong since 15 years old (news to mommy ).   Idiot met older co-worker, and both work at youth centers (is that juvie hall?).     P. son got alcohol poisoning with hard liquor booze pong, and mommy is trying to sue the co-worker.    Mommy apparently did her eyebrows and eyeliner with a wide sharpie, and it looks bad, however it does emphasize her look of totally pissed off mommy when son admits the 15 year old pong past, and junior is going to get in big trouble when they get home.   I see the son inherited his mother's brains, and don't know how he got into Rensselear with that brain.   JJ told mommy to stuff her law suit, and no damages for absolutely anything.   In Halterview Mommy still says it was the other man's fault for leading her baby astray with demon rum, she doesn't have a clue. 

 

 

That mom was quite the piece of work.  She either didn't seem to have any problem with appearing totally foolish or had no idea of just how foolish she appeared; I'm not sure as to which.  Her son wasn't exactly a prize, either.  Exactly what is it that he and his mother think the world owes him?

Edited September 19, 2018 by jilliannatalia

[CrazyInAlabama]

I wonder what his university thinks about the parties he talked about, and the underage liquor.     He'll be lucky if he's still a student there after this, especially if his major is beer pong. 

I wonder how his grades are because he's apparently majoring in beer pong, if he's going to be one of the partying freshmen that get booted for grades?    

Edited September 19, 2018 by CrazyInAlabama

[WhoaWhoKnew]

48 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I wonder what his university thinks about the parties he talked about, and the underage liquor.     He'll be lucky if he's still a student there after this, especially if his major is beer pong. 

As long as he's current with $$ and doing his own work, the school won't care.

[NYCFree]

When he mentioned that at college, when he hears “parties” he thinks “dancing,” I almost fell off my sofa with laughter. In my college days (in the 1980s) I visited my brother at his college. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institue was about forty five minutes away from my brother’s college and we decided to both go visit a mutual friend. At RPI we went together to see a movie playing on campus. I was literally the only woman in the audience. I felt the belle of the ball that evening because I got more male attention than anytime before, or since. I’m sure (I hope) the demographics have improved, but I bet they haven’t so much that “dances” are a regular activity at RPI.

[jilliannatalia]

11 minutes ago, NYCFree said:

When he mentioned that at college, when he hears “parties” he thinks “dancing,” I almost fell off my sofa with laughter. In my college days (in the 1980s) I visited my brother at his college. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institue was about forty five minutes away from my brother’s college and we decided to both go visit a mutual friend. At RPI we went together to see a movie playing on campus. I was literally the only woman in the audience. I felt the belle of the ball that evening because I got more male attention than anytime before, or since. I’m sure (I hope) the demographics have improved, but I bet they haven’t so much that “dances” are a regular activity at RPI.

From 2004 to 2008, I attended a university (BYU) where dancing was considered a perfectly acceptable activity, yet I don't think I ever attended a single private party at which dancing took place during that time. Dancing happened at school-sponsored dances,  not at private parties, at least at my university. He's likely either full of hot air or of something a whole lot stinkier. And mama will apparently believe any rationalization he presents.

[AngelaHunter]

Mr. Lannoo: Shrimpy, fuzzy-headed, nasty little shit is uneducated, partly-unemployed, stupid, violent towards women, can't drive without racking up fines and getting his license suspended and can't live independantly in spite of the princely sum he earns of 15$/hr, well, when he works, that is. Okay, so he's just a typical JJ litigant. What I want to know is what happened to "Falesha" that made her think he was such a bargain - the very best she could do - and so desirable that she wished to join him in holy matrimony? What made her want to return to him, either at her mother's house or his parents' house, after she paid all his dumb fines? I don't know if she continued to see him after he assaulted her. Falesha may be overweight, but she's pretty, gainfully employed, very bright and knows how to take care of business. Lannoo the Loser "don't know nuthin'" and said she took care of all the internet banking because, well - really, could anyone picture him doing it? Hahahha! He can't even speak proper English. I loved his little beetled brows as he glared at JJ while being shown up for the POS he is. I guess intelligence isn't strong in that family. His sister sounds just as stupid as he is and should have been thrown out the first time she opened her big, dumb mouth. Falesha - why??

Little sissy dweeb who got drunk: He stood there, admitting he's been drinking since high school and lies to his Mommy because he's afraid Mommy might yell at him, poor tender little dork. Momma listened to all that, yet still wants to blame someone else because her baby would never drink unless someone forced him to do so. "WAIT!" she yells. Her baby got so sick! He was in intensive care! He didn't know it was hard liquor, the sweet snowflake. Oh, boo hoo! Back in the olden days when I was that age, I have to say that if I or one of my friends drank until we got alchohol poisoning, I'm pretty sure none of our parents would have blamed anyone but us and said, "Let that be a lesson to you." Def. needs to find friends his own age and stop "partying" with pansy-assed Momma's babies.

[BusyOctober]

14 hours ago, ItsHelloPattiagain said:

BusyOctober, I loved your courthouse repartee. Do you perchance live in Florida? Because that's what the folks that show up here look  like - People of Walmart rejects that you KNOW have spent extensive time at the courthouse in bond hearings, pleadings, sentencing. . . . .

Hey, Patti!  No, I am in Massachusetts, near the NH border.  I guess its kinda "North Florida" thanks to the Snow Bird migration??  Don't even get me started on the Walmart crowd up here.  Its truly a observation lab where one can study reverse Darwinism in action.  Multi-generations of gene pools just becoming stagnant, mosquito larvae breeding grounds.  

[CrazyInAlabama]

I do like that the producers seem to have theme days.    I've heard that many cases are filmed in one day, and then are edited, and the cases are put together after, so today's line up was very well put together.     

I bet special snowflake alcohol poisoning boy has stellar booze blow outs when mommy is out of town, and she doesn't notice then either.    

[pagooey]

20 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Burger King delivery guy nailed by chihuahua in a dress. 

That dog was better dressed than most of the litigants we see in Her Honor's courtroom, HEYOOOOOOO

22 hours ago, ItsHelloPattiagain said:

JJ was in rare form today with the case of the dingleberry college student and his scary-browed mama (somewhere there's a Sharpie trying to find its lid)  trying to pawn off hospital bills for his alcohol poisoning to the aging college student defendant.  Hmmm she didn't even have to bring up that under 21s aren't even supposed to be drinking. (BTW BrowMama needs to be thanking her lucky stars that her kid is alive - I lost a brother to alcohol poisoning years ago - he just drank too much and laid down on a park bench)

Watching JJ bat that drunkard dipshit teen around like a cat with a mouse was the most fun I've had in ages (and possibly the most fun she's had in ages). When she busted out the pantomime violin I died a little. 

Though, to switch tone wildly--Patti, I'm sorry about your brother. Truth be told, most of the litigants we see should be grateful they've survived to mortify themselves on national television. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So catch of the century, Randy Wade, of Minnesota was on bail for a Nov 16 assault on a woman that fractured her vertebra, threw a phone and hit a little child in the face, and there were other things in there.   If you want to be nauseous Google "Randy Wade" domestic violence Minnesota and you'll be appalled.   His mom must be so proud.   I can't believe the ex-gf (after the vicious assault on his previous gf, and her kid) and the current one thought he was safe to be around.    He came close to killing the ex-gf, and I'm sure he will kill someone some day.   The smirking current gf was such an idiot, and really thinks the ex was to blame for the assault.   

The idiot ex gf (successor to victim I guess) loaned him $3588 ($200 bail payment, and the rest for him to find her a car), and current gf is sitting on his side with a huge grin, because she got the catch of the year.     As JJ put it "bum magnet".     The gf gets the money, and the current gf gets him.

Dog either hit in road, or p. swerved into the driveway (according to defendant).    On a shallow note, I haven't seen a prom hairdo like that on the plaintiff in many years.    Driver plaintiff says the dog ran out in the road, and she swerved to miss it.       The defendant says the plaintiff swerved into her huge front yard and driveway and hit the dog there.     Byrd should smack the d. with a fly swatter.   D. claims she was walking the dog, and dog got away and got hit in her driveway?  Defendant is so stupid she probably convinced herself it's true.     And d. claims the driveway is a huge dirt section.     Plaintiff wants $500 deductible.   The funny thing is the judge and caption keeps calling the defendant's witness her husband, but the defendant says it's her boyfriend, in spite of the same last names.   The boyfriend/husband of the defendant is doing his best not to get in trouble with nutso defendant.    It's a long flight back to Massachusetts, and I bet he's dreading every second of it with the defendant bitching him out the entire way.      Plaintiff Prom Queen of 1972 gets $500 for her deductible .

 

D. got 116 out of a $2k plus workmen's comp check.    Defendant at least is wearing a shirt over his t shirt.    Desperate Plaintiff, another stupid woman, paid for his hotel in May, they only met in April.  He got evicted from his previous apartment.       D. claims that p. wanted sex for paying for room.     He stayed over a month at the motel.   Defendant took out six pay day loans to pay for the room, because he said he was getting this huge settlement, which turned out to be $116 or so, because the courts took the rest for past unpaid child support.      He went back to live with his ex-girlfriend after he stayed with p. for three days between motel, and his gf.    $750 was bail from Denver, traffic failure to appear, and she paid $150.     I guess stupid woman doesn't know how to block calls, because he kept calling collect from jail  and begging, so she got a $750 loan.    She gets $150, not the money for the motel.      Halterview is d. saying she only did it because she's ugly and wanted his 'services'.   OK, what he actually said was "She wasn't a cutie, and she wanted the booty".      I have to go throw up now, a lot.

Settlement for fall on black ice, and p. cleared $65k.    P. suing for $4k loan to D.   P. has no real proof of loan actual amount, and JJ is not amused.      P. claims she took money out of savings, but amount doesn't match, and it was a couple of months before the loan anyway, and then she said she it from her settlement, and that didn't arrive for months after that.     It's obvious that they are just on here for the $4k, and are both liars, so JJ sent it back to local court where they can put up with these idiots.   I'm sure they nominated their own case, and will never file locally, because then the defendant will actually have to pay if she's found at fault, and I'm sure this loan never happened, and plaintiff will never get money out of her anyway.    By the way, the loan was to go to Columbia to get big hooter implants.  

Edited September 20, 2018 by CrazyInAlabama

[AuntiePam]

27 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Settlement for fall on black ice, and p. cleared $65k.    P. suing for $4k loan to D.   P. has no real proof of loan actual amount, and JJ is not amused.      P. claims she took money out of savings, but amount doesn't match, and it was a couple of months before the loan anyway, and then she said she it from her settlement, and that didn't arrive for months after that.     It's obvious that they are just on here for the $4k, and are both liars, so JJ sent it back to local court where they can put up with these idiots.   I'm sure they nominated their own case, and will never file locally, because then the defendant will actually have to pay if she's found at fault, and I'm sure this loan never happened, and plaintiff will never get money out of her anyway.    

There might be another explanation but the plaintiff was too stupid to explain it to JJ.

JJ focused on plaintiff saying that she got a settlement.  Did P actually say that the loan was coming from the settlement or did JJ assume it?  Or did JJ state it and P nodded like a dumb ass. 

It's possible that plaintiff made the loan from funds on hand, knowing that more money was coming later from the settlement -- so she could afford to make the loan.  Although if all she earns is $300 a week, it's unlikely she'd have $4K in savings.  Unless she lived at home and saved all her money. 

I was appalled at the dumb women with the jailbird. 

I kinda liked the guy in the red shirt for awhile -- his facial expressions reminded me of a young Jack Nicholson -- but damn, talk about a user!  He should be ashamed of himself after that hallterview --she's no cutie so no booty so no looty.  What an ass.

[CrazyInAlabama]

The plaintiff said in her pre-show sworn deposition that she signed, that the money came out of her settlement.     I think the d. and p. were both scammers, and they not only wanted the trip to California, but I'm sure that if there was any award that there was an agreement how it would be split after the show. 

[AngelaHunter]

Seriously I can't even... omg. We had not one, but two dumbass Jessicas and one ridiculous Ashley.

First Jessica, a sad, sad lump, who couldn't wait to start showering 4,000$ on Jesus Luna, a gross, disgusting 40-year old loser for life, a few weeks after they hooked up on FB. She had to pay his motel bill! She had to pay his bail! What was she supposed to do? If she didn't pay all that, he might not love her anymore. She didn't have the money so she took out payday loans. Loans! For Jesus! Hahahaha! Oh, sorry. Anyway, the billowing tub of flab, Jesus, is worth every dime. Ah, but all Jessica's sacrifices and loans were for nought. Jesus, who is in high demand, went back to some other girlfriend, one who is just as a sad and pathetic as Jessica, but who maybe has more credit. *gag* But it's hard to blame these marginal, morally bankrupt and fugly cretins. Why would they "look a gift horse in the mouth" as Jesus so eloquently put it? Desperate fools want to give him money, he's going to take it and apparently he's what's considered a hot property in Minnesota.

1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

 It's obvious that they are just on here for the $4k, and are both liars

Both of them are so dumb that they don't realize not everyone is an idiot and their scam was laughable, maybe perpetrated to pay for plaintiff's new Breasts from Colombia, which in spite of the fact that she has no brain and is a slobby mess, she decided were priority. Yes, Jessica Nitwit#2, those fake boobs will take you far. It was a nice touch that def chose a sweater that would showcase her many muddy-looking tats.

1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

So catch of the century, Randy Wade, of Minnesota

Is there something in the water in MN that kills brain cells? Randy has something so hot women can't get enough of him. Dumbo, "duhhh" Ashley couldn't wait to give him money, and I guess his new girlfriend, the dull-eyed heffalump, glories in the fact that now he's all hers, well, until yet another girl with a few dollars, no self-esteem and a death wish casts her longing gaze upon him. I'm sure we're all jealous. Maybe g/f present is into strangulation? Good for her! JJ, in great frustration, asks the question to which we all need an answer: "What's wrong with all of you?" Indeed, what is wrong with them? "I'm stupid" or as the other idiotic Jessica said, "I'm ignorant" is not good enough. We can hear and see that you're stupid and ignorant but is that really an excuse? I mean, losers, slime buckets and con artists are one thing, but a violent criminal is quite another, especially when his crimes are against women and children. WTF?

 

2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

If you want to be nauseous Google "Randy Wade" domestic violence Minnesota and you'll be appalled.

I got nauseated and appalled enough just looking at him and listening to him. I'll have to skip any in-depth study of the studly Randy.

Fun, I did not have.

[NYCFree]

2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

   OK, what he actually said was "She wasn't a cutie, and she wanted the booty".      I have to go throw up now, a lot.

    

There was a third line to this. The epic 

She wasn’t a cutie

She wanted the booty

She lost the looty

I am ashamed on behalf of women everywhere for the foolishness exhibited today.

[AngelaHunter]

ItsHelloPattiAgain: I just saw your post about your brother. So terribly sorry for that loss.:(

[Pondlass1]

Watching this show often makes me feel sad to be a woman.  

[Brattinella]

10 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

ItsHelloPattiAgain: I just saw your post about your brother. So terribly sorry for that loss.:(

I am so sorry for your loss.  I lost a brother also, younger than me.  It happened years ago and I'm still not over it. 

[funky-rat]

15 hours ago, NYCFree said:

There was a third line to this. The epic 

She wasn’t a cutie

She wanted the booty

She lost the looty

I am ashamed on behalf of women everywhere for the foolishness exhibited today.

I thought it was "She wasn't a cutie, and she wanted the booty ,but she ran out of looty", but I could be wrong.  I was too busy vomiting, and listening to my husband shout at the TV about that guy being an embarrassment for all men that I could have heard incorrectly.

[AngelaHunter]

15 hours ago, NYCFree said:

She wasn’t a cutie

She wanted the booty

She lost the looty

I missed that. He's a poet! A gorgeous hunk of man spouting poetry gets me so hot! No wonder these woman, waving fistfuls of dollars, pursue him! Yeah, baby!

2 hours ago, Brattinella said:

I lost a brother also, younger than me.  It happened years ago and I'm still not over it. 

Sorry for your loss as well, Brattinella. We never get over our losses - never - but just learn to live with them.

 

27 minutes ago, funky-rat said:

my husband shout at the TV about that guy being an embarrassment for all men that I could have heard incorrectly.

He's an embarrassment for all mammals, period.

[KittyMom4]

2 hours ago, funky-rat said:

I thought it was "She wasn't a cutie, and she wanted the booty ,but she ran out of looty",

YES! I watched, laughed, rewound, laughed harder and then went to get a bottle of wine to drown my sorrow for the women of the world who think that piece of shit was worth $5 let alone $5,000! 

18 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

First Jessica, a sad, sad lump, who couldn't wait to start showering 4,000$

I’m sure she’ll be showering money on another stupid, blubbery idiot before this episode shows up in reruns.....

Edited September 20, 2018 by GoodieGirl

[KittyMom4]

On 9/18/2018 at 7:05 PM, CrazyInAlabama said:

 Plaintiff doesn't seem to be from here, and if he's lived in other countries, rabies is a big issue some places, so it might not be a minor issue to him.  Also, did the defendant have proof of vaccination?     Defendant dog owner looks like she's in the NFL draft this year.  Defendant has to pay for doctor visit.  He gets some amount for that.  I felt sorry for him, even though it was a tiny dog, I do know people who are terrified of dogs, and I think he's one of them.  

I think this guy saw $$$$ when that tiny thing nipped him, he wasn’t scared or sweating, I know a woman who is terrified of dogs, big & small, she practically hyperventilates when one gets within 30 feet of her, she would have fainted standing that close to one. He had a whole speech prepared about being an independent contractor and not having insurance, I think he is an opportunist who thought his payday was coming.

Edited September 20, 2018 by GoodieGirl
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[jilliannatalia]

18 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Seriously I can't even... omg. We had not one, but two dumbass Jessicas and one ridiculous Ashley.

 

That's practically a holy trinity. The only thing that might make it better would be if one of the two Jessicas were named Heather.

[Matty]

Jesus Luna. The man is a prince and a poet as well. What a catch, ladies.

[SandyToes]

So I'm enjoying being home alone this afternoon (yea!) and watching some Judy. The idiot driver who drives over the concrete parking stops "all the time" and did not hit her neighbor's car ....  Man!  I wonder sometimes if people are really as stupid as they look, and then here she is to prove the point. There's a video f YOUR car, the other car jumps, but nope, you didn't hit her!  Lordy. The other two neighbors - I'll bet they are tight friends now! ("My dog loves her dog!" hee!)

What a maroon!!!! [/Bugs Bunny]

Then the second case. I'm not sure if it's because my meds are askew, or what,  but the snot-nosed cretin Shannon who had her car "illegally repossessed" is making me want to FIND her and knock her upside the head. What an awful, awful young woman!  I don't usually get personal with the folks we see here, but geeze Louise, she's got me going!  The cherry on top: in the hallterview: "Don't trust nobody!"  No $hit, Sherlock!  YOU are the lowlife!

Love that we have new eps, but these are some seriously wackadoodle folks. I hope the woman who sold the car has video surveillance of her home because I'd put money on the fact that those two are coming after her.  Furious, too, that those horrible people got money for being on the show.  Car defendant should have gotten money to have the car rekeyed.  Sounds like she hadn't yet had it done, or have a receipt, so no money.  Dammit.

Got about 3 pages of posts to go back through, and a week's worth of eps, but these folks left me needing to vent!  Argh!!

 

(And I may skip the next episode. I hate eps with old folks.)

WAIT!! OMG!  These two guys aren't that old! I'd have guessed both were in their 80's!! Just heard they are disabled, so maybe I'll cut them some slack.

[Brattinella]

18 minutes ago, SandyToes said:

So I'm enjoying being home alone this afternoon (yea!) and watching some Judy. The idiot driver who drives over the concrete parking stops "all the time" and did not hit her neighbor's car ....  Man!  I wonder sometimes if people are really as stupid as they look, and then here she is to prove the point. There's a video f YOUR car, the other car jumps, but nope, you didn't hit her!  Lordy. The other two neighbors - I'll bet they are tight friends now! ("My dog loves her dog!" hee!)

What a maroon!!!! [/Bugs Bunny]

Not just a maroon, an ENTITLED maroon!  Geez Louise!  She came flying over that concrete curb!  Lucky she didn't kill anyone!

[SandyToes]

20 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Is there something in the water in MN that kills brain cells? Randy has something so hot women can't get enough of him. Dumbo, "duhhh" Ashley couldn't wait to give him money, and I guess his new girlfriend, the dull-eyed heffalump, glories in the fact that now he's all hers, well, until yet another girl with a few dollars, no self-esteem and a death wish casts her longing gaze upon him. I'm sure we're all jealous. Maybe g/f present is into strangulation? Good for her! JJ, in great frustration, asks the question to which we all need an answer: "What's wrong with all of you?" Indeed, what is wrong with them? "I'm stupid" or as the other idiotic Jessica said, "I'm ignorant"

OMG?!?! Seriously? She responded with this answer? I'm gonna be up all night catching up on episodes!!!   And as I'm reading all the back pages, I too, was wondering about what's going on in MN!  Yowza. 

[AngelaHunter]

36 minutes ago, SandyToes said:

WAIT!! OMG!  These two guys aren't that old! I'd have guessed both were in their 80's!!

I've seen only the preview for that and... they're not in their 80's? Omg. Anyway, my first thought was "The Aweful Battle of the Geezers." Yeah, I'm still a "Cats" fan.

 

4 minutes ago, SandyToes said:

OMG?!?! Seriously? She responded with this answer?

Yes. Both of them. If nothing else, at least they're honest.

 

5 minutes ago, SandyToes said:

And as I'm reading all the back pages, I too, was wondering about what's going on in MN!  Yowza. 

I've been pondering this for years and still don't have an answer. You'd think living in place of long, very cold winters might preserve brain cells, but that's not the case.

[CrazyInAlabama]

In the motorcycle case I only have questions, what the hell was that under the idiot plaintiff's lip?   And what was the plaintiff on?   Drugs, booze, or both?   

The old geezer who assaulted the other old geezer is a total jerk, and I'm just sorry the plaintiff's girlfriend didn't let him pepper spray the old buzzard defendant.    In Pueblo, he's lucky the plaintiff wasn't one of the many people who think shooting jerks is a sport.      And geezer defendant isn't so disabled he didn't work in the family construction business for many years.    Actually, I recognize his name from living in that area.    

Shannon the car buyer paid $50 for a $2,000 car.    The idiot defendant gave her a bill of sale after getting $50?   Shannon the idiot was behind on payments from the first payment, pays $200 total, and never paid any more.   Defendant repo'd the car after two months, and I'm just hoping there's a video of Shannon the assistant teacher walking out to see the car missing.    Fortunately for the children of America, Shannon quit 'teaching'.   

Wow!   The parking lot idiot drives the wrong way, over the parking curb cement every day?     I can't believe Geico refused to pay the damages, but I guess the research to find the high quality, and very entertaining video of the defendant creaming the plaintiffs car was done after the claim was denied.   I hope the defendant cuckoo bird brain got her insurance cancelled, and gets evicted so she has to bash cars in another parking lot.    I'm surprised that she didn't rip the bottom of her car on the cement, but I can always hope the apartment complex dramatically increases the height of the concrete parking curb, and defendant finds out the hard way.     The defendant was cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and is a menace to society.   I didn't see what she does for a living, but I hope I never have to deal with her.     She's as nuts as the Harley owner is, and the old geezer from the first case.

What is it with the 'assistant teachers' lately?    I'm sure the previous job at Target fully prepared the idiot car buyer to educate the youth of America.      I also love how every repo'd car is full of valuable stuff.     Shannon only paid $200 on the car, got a bill of sale then, and that was the first mistake by the defendant.     Defendant repo'd the car, dumped the stuff in the bushes where the plaintiff and her idiot boyfriend live, and now claim it was a treasure trove.     Shannon was told to go away by JJ.     I hope the defendant learned not to be a schmuck next time when she sells a car.    Actually I think if I ever sell on I'll use a car buying service, I may not get as much, but I don't have to worry about some idiot showing up at my house.    I had to laugh when the car seller repo'd the car quickly, before the idiot deadbeat buyer could move it or resell it, since she had the bill of sale.   I'm guessing it was never registered or insured by the buyer.   

Edited September 20, 2018 by CrazyInAlabama

[jilliannatalia]

1 hour ago, SandyToes said:

 

(And I may skip the next episode. I hate eps with old folks.)

I didn't know anyone else felt that way. It's painful for me to watch anyone past middle age being grilled by JJ.

[jilliannatalia]

2 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

I've been pondering this for years and still don't have an answer. You'd think living in place of long, very cold winters might preserve brain cells, but that's not the case.

I have no answer, either, but I've wondered about it for quite some time. Minnesota is like the Florida of the north when it comes to bizarre crimes and simply weird behavior.  North Dakota is, if anything, atually worse than Minnesota per capita, but because  so few people choose to live there, we don't have to hear about it as often.

Edited September 21, 2018 by jilliannatalia
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[zillabreeze]

Whee Ha!!!  Geriatric Car Wash Smack Down & Yes, It's on Tape, but it Didn't Happen.    My reason for wading through hours of JJ!   Silly car hitting Bitch hung on to her ridiculous story on into the hallterview.

If these idiots would use a fraction of the tenacity in A JOB as they do their idiotic lies...they could actually walk among the rest of us normal working folk.

[AngelaHunter]

Is this a joke? Nineteen-year old Ms. Gonzalez quite her job at Target and becomes a teaching assistant? She says, "I din't miss no payment or nothing." Teaching assistant? What does that mean these days? When I was a young'un, teaching assistants could speak basic English. I guess we need to bid a sad farewell to the language.

 

 

1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The parking lot idiot drives the wrong way, over the parking curb cement every day? 

I don't know if she is just a total, irredeemable bitch on wheels, or has some mental problem. "Even if it's on camera and replayed in slo-mo ten times, I didn't hit her car." Someone needs an attitude adjustment. Can't we get some old lady with a baseball bat to give it to her?

 

1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Shannon quit 'teaching'. 

Oh, just saw this. Really? I guess her career path lies in another direction, thank goodness. She and her dopey, pudding-faced loverboy have great times ahead, I'm sure. The world is yours! Aside from those two wastes of oxygen, def. is kind of an idiot. Okay, she's a total idiot and maybe paying for new keys will help de-idiotize her. Yeah, sure. Raise your hands if you would sell a car to Shannon and her beau for 50$ down and truly expect her make the payments.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Shannon was at Target, then was a 'teaching assistant', and apparently quit that too, or they fired her sorry butt.    She and the boyfriend were certainly put out by the ruling, and their loss of money for their extremely valuable household goods they left in the car.    

That poor woman who sold Shannon the car was certainly not smart when she gave that heifer the bill of sale, but I still wish she would have counterclaimed, and had receipts for rekeying the car.   I wouldn't be surprised , as others said, Shannon, and Mr. Marvelous are quite likely to go after the car again,  and I'm sure would go after the defendant if they have a chance.     

I wonder if the valuable household goods in the car were related to her former job at Target?    And if that's also why she is no longer a teaching assistant?

Edited September 21, 2018 by CrazyInAlabama

[Florinaldo]

3 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm surprised that she didn't rip the bottom of her car on the cement, but I can always hope the apartment complex dramatically increases the height of the concrete parking curb, and defendant finds out the hard way.     The defendant was cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and is a menace to society.

Even after the video evidence was played repeatedly, clearly showing the car she hit bobbing from the impact, she kept denying with her smug contemptuous attitude. Afterwards she said "I still feel I did not hit her car", either not grasping that it is not a question of feelings but of visual facts perceptible to anyone with even a single functioning eye or simply clinging to her self-serving story.

Edited September 21, 2018 by Florinaldo

[jilliannatalia]

2 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Is this a joke? Nineteen-year old Ms. Gonzalez quite her job at Target and becomes a teaching assistant? She says, "I din't miss no payment or nothing." Teaching assistant? What does that mean these days? When I was a young'un, teaching assistants could speak basic English. I guess we need to bid a sad farewell to the language.

I taught elementary school when I attended law school, and my husband is a trustee on our local school board, so I have some degree of familiarity with school systems. In most locations, a teaching assistant in any setting between kindergarten and twelfth grade is what was once known as a "teacher's aide."  Education is a state mandate, and each state holds the right to set whatever requirements and policies they want as long as no one's civil rights are violated. Because the federal government technically has no say in what a state does with its educational system, the feds have instituted funding to schools in the form of grant-in-aid packages, whereby any school system which wants to collect the federal money must abide by the rules and meet the standards the feds have set.  In order to be eligible for some of the federal funding that is given to school is the form of categorical aid, schools, aides or teaching assistants now need either to earn an associate's degree or to pass an approved exam.   The feds have allowed local district to submit their own "in lieu of associate's degree" exams, and anecdotal evidence, anyway, would indicate that the exams are not especially challenging.  Furthermore, there's usually no limit to the number of times an applicant can take the exam until eventually passing, and most jurisdictions don't exactly have infinite forms of their exams. In some cases, the test-takes get the very same exam with each attempt. As we know, even a blind, deaf, and dumb squirrel eventually finds an acorn. Even a semi-literate-at-best prospective teaching assistant will  eventually pass the "in lieu of associate's degree" exam.  

Hence, we have teaching assistants in our public school systems who say things like, "I din't miss no payment or nothing." What is worse to me is that it's seen by many school administrtors as some sort of a breach in protocol for anyone to suggest -- however diplomatically and privately it may be done -- that some ways of wording things in the presence of students are better than other ways are.  I comprehend that a teacher or administrator should not correct the syntax of a teaching assistant in the presence of students, but when a teaching assistant uses incessant double negatives or [my personal un-favorite] "I seen. . ." it's someone's obligation to help the students by helping the teaching assistant to speak standard English.  Some students are exposed to standard English only at school. It's blatantly unfair to the students for the language models they encounter from employees at school to be substandard. 

Edited September 21, 2018 by jilliannatalia
because my typing skills suck

[SandyToes]

2 hours ago, Florinaldo said:

Even after the video evidence was played repeatedly, clearly showing the car she hit bobbing from the impact, she kept denying with her smug contemptuous attitude. Afterwards she said "I still feel I did not hit her car", either not grasping that it is not a question of feelings but of visual facts perceptible to anyone with even a single functioning eye or simply clinging to her self-serving story.

 But she brought evidence!!  Photos!! It's not illegal to drive like that!!  Heh.  Soooooo not the point, you blathering idiot.

[funky-rat]

14 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Is this a joke? Nineteen-year old Ms. Gonzalez quite her job at Target and becomes a teaching assistant? She says, "I din't miss no payment or nothing." Teaching assistant? What does that mean these days? When I was a young'un, teaching assistants could speak basic English. I guess we need to bid a sad farewell to the language.

In the state where I live, as long as you have a high school diploma, and can pass a background clearance, you can be a teachers assistant.  Training is provided, but it doesn't require much.  Private schools - mainly Christian Schools - have no oversight.  My late in-laws were teacher aides.  Neither had a high school diploma.  Let that sink in.

[AngelaHunter]

2 hours ago, funky-rat said:

Private schools - mainly Christian Schools - have no oversight. 

You're right! I remember the JJ case of the private school who locked a boy with behavioral problems in a broom closet. One of the blustering idiots who ran the school boasted he had a high school diploma (or maybe he said he nearly graduated) and this qualified him for that position. It's beyond shocking.