S11.E08: The Big Launch

[represent]

I think Kylie was cute. Now,would I notice any particular feature of her face as striking if she passed me on the street?  No.

 

I wouldn't notice her especially, let's put it that way. But that's average and I think average is the majority in the world.

 

I surely wouldn't notice anything that I would deem as unattractive.

 

To call the girl ugly, I have no idea where that came from before she started fucking up her face. If you say this sister is prettier, fine, but ugly? Seriously? I can't.

 

But she drank the Kool-Aide, poor thing, and now, with the lip fillers, I might very well notice that because it looks weird and fake in a bad way. She's over did it.

Edited January 12, 2016 by represent

[Maya]

I thought she was a very cute young girl, and I bet she would have grown into her looks even more - her whole family is naturally attractive. I think she looks bizarre and sad now.

[represent]

 

I thought she was a very cute young girl, and I bet she would have grown into her looks even more - her whole family is naturally attractive. I think she looks bizarre and sad now.

Exactly, and if she wanted to put a little filler in which I think that's what she started to do... but then she became obsessed and did it too much.

 

I remember in the beginning when her lips started to look fuller, but it didn't look as bad back then as it does now. It didn't look extreme. 

 

I don't think Kourtney does anything, does she? It doesn't look like she does and I know Kendall doesn't.

[kokapetl]

She did have pretty thin lips when she was 16, and lips don't grow any bigger at that point, so moderate enhancement could be ethically permitted if it really bothered her, but she got giant, cartoonish lips. I can't call that an improvement.

[represent]

 

so moderate enhancement could be ethically permitted if it really bothered her, but she got giant, cartoonish lips.

Exactly, moderate being the key word. But I personally, think she should have kept her thin lips. They were thin, but again, it's not something I would notice if she passed me on the street in a WOW kinda way. There's a lot of thin lipped folks walking around who are attractive, everyone can't have full lips.  

 

Khloe better stop too. She's fucking around with her lips I think as well and she never had a lip deficiency so...she also needs to leave her nose alone now. You narrowed it enough. Yeah, this one keeps trying to narrow her features, make them more European. I say she's done that, but it looks like she's going to take it too far as well.

Edited January 12, 2016 by represent

[BitterApple]

Doesn't Kim have a personal assistant? Why is Jonathan always doing her scut work?

[Tara Ariano]

In case you missed it, here's the Previously.TV post on the episode!

 

'She's Calling Me A Ho,' Says Some Ho On Keeping Up With The Kardashians
There's an app for that, but not for Kourtney. She's not special. Sorry.

[heatherchandler]

 

I surely wouldn't notice anything that I would deem as unattractive.

 

 

 

Oh I deem her SUPER unattractive.  I think she looks weird, but not weird in a pretty way like Kim, but weird in a creepy icky way.

[represent]

 

Doesn't Kim have a personal assistant? Why is Jonathan always doing her scut work?

Because he has no self respect. He really thinks she's "royalty."  

 

Even if she actually was truly royalty it wouldn't matter to me. I'm not bowing to anyone. You're human, flesh and blood just like me, I'm not putting you on some pedestal while lowering myself, please.

 

But he's thirsty and pathetic.

 

It goes way too far with these two.  I get having respect/admiration for someone, but it's a fine line to treating them as if they shit diamonds.

[bichonblitz]

I don't think Kourtney does anything, does she? It doesn't look like she does and I know Kendall doesn't.

She does fillers and botox. I remember in the very early seasons looking at Kourt and thinking, wow, for someone so young she sure does have frown lines and those nasal folds going from her nose down to her chin, she should do something about that. Next thing you know, magic! they are gone! I think she looks the best of them all. She knows when enough is enough. 

[BitterApple]

I highly doubt "everyone" was asking Kylie to do their shows the way she claimed. Even though nepotism rules the modeling game these days you still have to have a certain height and body type to do runway work. Kanye threw her a bone because the legit models probably laughed in their booking agents' faces when they suggested walking for him.

I thought Kim made a lot of valid points in regards to Kylie's lack of professionalism.

Edited January 13, 2016 by BitterApple

[iwasish]

Yeah but she was a lot less nasty about it than she was to Kourtney. They all seem afraid to call Kylie on her shit, why I don't know. Kris and Caitlyn should have nipped that snotty attitude years ago.

Kim I think is more concerned that Kylies stank will rub off on her reputation than that it will hinder Kylies career. I doubt she gives a shit if Kylie is successful or not.

[howmanywords]

I didn't see the episode so I can't fully grasp what Kim meant when she said to be "sweet", but my first thought was Kylie has been known to act like a total bitch at appearances that people actually pay to see her at.  One glaring event that sticks out was an appearance for PacSun in Texas over the summer that Kendall and Kylie appeared at together and numerous accounts were basically that Kendall was a total sweetheart and Kylie was a rude brat who wouldnt even look at fans calling her name. Kim may be many things but I never heard one story about her being an asshole to fans, quite the contrary actually. I've heard nothing but Kim being very gracious and yep, sweet to her fans and I can see how that can go a long way.  Its fans that spend money and support you. 

[bichonblitz]

Doesn't Kim have a personal assistant? Why is Jonathan always doing her scut work?

I can't figure Jonathan out. Supposedly he has a very successful business, and is very wealthy from that business. I can't remember what exactly he does. I think his problem is he must have one of those childhood issues where he was a nerd nobody liked and now he's one of the kool kids hanging with his famous bestie Kim. He's infatuated with her. I remember one episode a couple of seasons ago where he came to NY to hang with her and she didn't have any time for him so he pouted and whined until she said she was sorry and then took him out to eat. Pathetic. Really pathetic. 

[represent]

I think it was last season when Jonathan decided to point out during a contrived "argument" with Khloe's best friend, that she was just jealous that he was friends with the cooler sister. I busted out laughing. Not only did I think I was listening to a middle schooler, I thought I was listening to catty little girl.

Yeah, no. That girl is thirsty for quite a bit but being best friends with Kim ain't one of them.

I believe those twins have been best friends with Khloe for years.

Meanwhile, watching old episodes, revealed that pathetic Jonathan looked like he was Khloe's so called "friend" first, but decided to place his bets on the Kardashians first place pony instead and ditched Khloe.

[Notmuchofacook]

It was bizarre to see all the girls in one place, eating and chewing. With all the fillers and surgeries most of them have had, I was fascinated to see their shiny faces, unmoving, except for the lower jaw delicately grinding their food. I have never seen that many expressionless people around a dinner table. Kendall looks ok, as does Kourtney, but the rest...

 

Khloe's upper lip looked as if it was ready to burst, and she often purses those heinous things as she strokes, and strokes, and strokes that hair of hers with her talons. I have no idea why I watch these people.

[citychic]

.

 

Khloe's upper lip looked as if it was ready to burst, and she often purses those heinous things as she strokes, and strokes, and strokes that hair of hers with her talons. I have no idea why I watch these people.

You may not be much of a cook, but you could sure write a Dear Penthouse letter or two! lol

[BitterApple]

Kim is the worst to watch eat. Her lips are so stuffed with fillers, she can barely move and contract them to chew. If you notice, she eats with her mouth open most of the time. Khloe and Kylie aren't much better.

Crazy as this sounds, but 60 year-old Kris is starting to look the most human out of the blow-up doll side of the family.

[psychoticstate]

Good God, did Kim eat Kylie's soul with all those cronuts and shit she had to fly to New Orleans and Paris for?  She has zero personality and appears to be about as fun as a colonoscopy.    She's also the oldest looking 18 year old I've ever seen (and only because Lindsay Lohan hadn't fallen fully into the drugs/alcohol/men/women hole at 18.)   I want to feel sorry for her - - because her parents suck - - but she seems so impressed by herself I just can't.

 

Why do I watch these people?  They are vapid, useless and stupid people with nothing to offer - - maybe Kendall is the exception.  Kanye's "fashion" is a joke, his clothing always shows off his wife's attributes in the worst possible way.  Kim seems to get meaner when she's bored and why she has no time to try on her own damn clothes and deliver her precious pee to her doctor herself I have no idea.  

 

I may tune in next week only to see if Kendall will tell Caitlyn she was a much better human being when she was Bruce.

[iwasish]

Was that look Caitlyn was giving Kendall scary or not? The unblinking stare? That "just this side" of a threatening tone in her voice? And towards Kendall? The one who has been the most genuinely supportive and concerned for her? Nice way to alienate another kid, good going Caitlyn!!

[MarysWetBar]

Was that look Caitlyn was giving Kendall scary or not? The unblinking stare? That "just this side" of a threatening tone in her voice? And towards Kendall? The one who has been the most genuinely supportive and concerned for her? Nice way to alienate another kid, good going Caitlyn!!

Caitlyns trademarked "Don't Go There" look.

[iwasish]

Caitlyns trademarked "Don't Go There" look.

I guess after all those years of being Casper Milquetoast, Caitlyn's decided to start speaking her mind.

[iwasish]

Caitlyns trademarked "Don't Go There" look.

I guess after all those years of being Casper Milquetoast, Caitlyn's decided to start speaking her mind.

[DangerousMinds]

Yeah but she was a lot less nasty about it than she was to Kourtney. They all seem afraid to call Kylie on her shit, why I don't know. Kris and Caitlyn should have nipped that snotty attitude years ago.

Kim I think is more concerned that Kylies stank will rub off on her reputation than that it will hinder Kylies career. I doubt she gives a shit if Kylie is successful or not.

I wonder how sweet little Kimmy would feel if Kylie starred in her own porn and had Tyga pee on her?

[Phei]

Does anyone else watch this show and wonder why they are sitting watching this show? I find myself sighing and shaking my head, I feel annoyed and irritated watching these people. There's nothing else on once I finish watching the Real Housewives and I'm stuck watching this, I need a new TV show, I just finished watching Making a Murderer and now I'm bored.

 

Kim is a bitch, I would have loved for her to tell me I'm not special and every other mother has 10 jobs while pregnant, yeah okay with your 10 nannies, go sit on a pole you hobbit.

[BitterApple]

The thing is though, Kourtney has just as many nannies and personal assistants as Kim does. While I think she's more hands on with her kids than Kim is with North, she's hardly a beleaguered single mother working sixteen hour days to make ends meet. I think that's why Kim was being such a bitch when Kourtney tried to use the "I just had a baby" excuse as to why she didn't have her work done on time.

[Notmuchofacook]

Boo hoo on these bitches with babies. Women with children go to work every freaking day. They have babysitters, not nannies, and they're not filmed 24/7. They don't sit around chewing their cuds, they just do what they need to do and raise their kids the best they can. These women are so shallow and have no clue what the challenges are that other families face. No clue at all. "Deliver my pee! Bring me cronuts!" They are completely removed from real life.

[laurakaye]

Does anyone else watch this show and wonder why they are sitting watching this show? I find myself sighing and shaking my head, I feel annoyed and irritated watching these people. There's nothing else on once I finish watching the Real Housewives and I'm stuck watching this, I need a new TV show, I just finished watching Making a Murderer and now I'm bored.

 

 

I myself am waiting for Karma to come a' calling and bite Kim firmly on the butt.  Then, realizing it cannot bite through so much filler, watch as Karma finds a blowtorch and lights Kim's butt on fire.  I want to see a healthy and happy Rob make his way out of seclusion and into a job and life that makes him happy.  I want to see Kendall make her own way in life as well, without Kris following her around and attempting to tell her what to do when Kendall is clearly doing okay on her own.  I want to see Kanye and Cory find true love together and leave Kris and Kim making the ugly Botox cry.  I'd love to see Scott battle his demons and be a father to his adorable kids.

 

That's it.

 

And I am patiently waiting for baseball season to begin.  KUWTK and RHOBH will have to suffice for now.

[DangerousMinds]

I may start watching again when Kimmy and Princess Kanye inevitably divorce and custody battles begin.

[woodscommaelle]

I want to feel sorry for her - - because her parents suck - - but she seems so impressed by herself I just can't.

"So impressed by herself."  Brilliant.  I think you nailed it on the head. 

[iwasish]

"So impressed by herself."  Brilliant.  I think you nailed it on the head. 

For a fleeting moment I thought this was a reference to North!!!

[AbsoluteShower]

Jonathan has had like 2/3rds of his original nose removed

It probably snapped off in Kim's ass...

[represent]

Boo hoo on these bitches with babies. Women with children go to work every freaking day. They have babysitters, not nannies, and they're not filmed 24/7. They don't sit around chewing their cuds, they just do what they need to do and raise their kids the best they can. These women are so shallow and have no clue what the challenges are that other families face. No clue at all. "Deliver my pee! Bring me cronuts!" They are completely removed from real life.

 

Shit, some don't even have the kind of babysitter that comes to their homes, they gotta pay for daycare. And they have to pay yearly, meaning even when they have a day off and can stay home with their kid they still have to pay that daycare if they want to send their child there. 

 

Yeah, breaking their necks and putting themselves and the rest of us drivers in danger as they race way beyond the speed limit to the daycare from work with very little time to make it there to pick of up their precious joys.  Because there are financial penalties they can't afford if they arrive late. 

 

The rushing is no fault of their own, they can't leave work before their day is officially up and they can't control traffic, yeah that's real life.

Edited January 14, 2016 by represent

[goofygirl]

OMG, laurakaye, you win the internets today!!! Hysterical!  And that's why I watch this tripe too.  Bored.

[Mariareads]

Agree with you all. It's not a good look when your lips walk into the room before you do.  What on earth do they see when they look in the mirror? "Oh I look so hot like a blow fish!"  GAH!!!

[ArizonaGrown]

Of course the comments on the ridiculous lips are on point here. So I want to talk about Khloe and the sexual nature of her comments to Tyga and Kylie. She did the same thing with Scott a while back- and has had her moments with her brother Rob too. Why does she do this ?  If my sister was saying crap like that I would not think it was funny or cute - she looks like a huge pathetic old out of date look at me now slut. Not to mention the damage to her relationship with said sister. I also remember after she did this act with Scott she turned the tables on Scott and accused him of being too aggressive sexually towards her. I think that they have tried to brand her as the more likeable and normal sister BUT I think she is very unstable and needy just like her sisters and mother. Khloe just does not seem to have a filter or know respectable boundaries except for herself. 

 

Kim is so disgusting too with her large face and lips smacking away with advice or trying to start some crap that I hardly even listen to her when she is on - also over emphasising her words is sooooo annoying. 

 

Unbelievable that Kris seems most likeable now - wow have the tables turned from the start ? 

[heatherchandler]

Does anyone else watch this show and wonder why they are sitting watching this show? I find myself sighing and shaking my head, I feel annoyed and irritated watching these people. There's nothing else on once I finish watching the Real Housewives and I'm stuck watching this, I need a new TV show, I just finished watching Making a Murderer and now I'm bored.

Yes to all of this. I guess there really is NOTHING else on EVER because this is not entertaining or funny or interesting. I say out loud, "why am I watching these idiot millionaires play with their hair, stare at their phones and say "yeah" over and over????" It's awful! I hate myself for clicking on it.

[emma675]

This is probably a dumb question, but fillers aren't permanent, are they? Don't they fade away over time if you don't keep them up? So Kylie's lips could possible shrink down into something less cartoonish over time?

[GaT]

This is probably a dumb question, but fillers aren't permanent, are they? Don't they fade away over time if you don't keep them up? So Kylie's lips could possible shrink down into something less cartoonish over time?

She said she got temporary fillers in her lips (whatever that means) so I guess they could.

[Dahlia]

Yes I think so depending on the filler 6-9 months. But she's likely going In more frequently for cartoon maintenance and touch ups.

[elainebenis]

Yeah, fillers like Juvederm and Restylan last about a year. Fillers being injected hurts like a bitch, I can't even imagine the pain involved in ballooning lips up like that.