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Like a dollar store Jason Bourne....

Is it me, or does Kevin resemble an underpass weathered* Mike Boogie? Cody - "I feel like we've been on the same page since day one". You mean your alliance goes all the way back to YESTERDAY?!?!?!? *Thanks to "Sisters" for the reference

At least we were spared a full-on "Coooooooooorrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Is it me or has that half million dollars made her voice even MORE whiny and nasally? Also, is a bu'in the same thing as a button, i wonder?

How awesome! A shirtless dudebro douchealliance! With pretty boob satellites! Don't ever change, Show! Also, Jason - TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING HAT!!!!!!!

can I just say how much I hate, HATE people who wear fucking cowboy hats all the time? Looking at you, Jason.... Also, whats the over/under on Paul dropping the C bomb on one of the female hamsters this year?

Also, unless Cam went to the ER, you can't just walk into a hospital and say I'd like an MRI please'

$30 an hour to pick out paint chips? What the actual fuck?!?!?

I don't know why*, but I always imagine PK smelling like he has just showered in Drakkar Noir. *I do really - he just looks like he does.

And now, from our "You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!" desk.... Tyga is supposedly worth $12m THAT"S TWELVE MILLION dollars if this is really true, I hope all his creditors read the article...

Given Scheana's predilection for decorating their apartment with colossal wedding photographs, I think its safe to say that "narcissistic" is her middle name. I wonder if she asked for the boudoir book back after the divorce, so she can give it to someone else?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To put it in BBT terms, it's the 'Jon Cryer Devolution'

God I hope so - It's so creepy to me, and I'm pretty sure that a real life Phil & Claire wouldn't be too happy about it either. Who remembers when Phil got angry when he thought Haley was dating that older pony-tailed jeans guy? Not the show writers, apparently...

That or he pays them in Kylie's nudie pics...