Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore

[ginger90]

2 pictures, Mykelti took them:

 

[Celia Rubenstein]

I don't understand the text. Who is being addressed? Who is "her?"  Can anyone in this family write a clear sentence where you can tell what the hell they are talking about? 

Sorry, I've had a confusing day in the other threads trying to decipher Maddie and Meri's tweets, heh

That's ysabel in the picture, right? The one with the back issue?  I hope that second photo was just taken at a weird angle or something. Her posture seems very odd. 

Edited September 11, 2018 by Celia Rubenstein

[Gothish520]

On 9/1/2018 at 5:16 PM, DragonFaerie said:

True but how far along is Fat Tony?  Right, off to the prayer closet with me.

LOL, when my sister says something she thinks is beyond the pale, she'll then say "gasoline pants"  - short for "I'm going to hell in gasoline pants"!

[DragonFaerie]

8 minutes ago, Gothish520 said:

LOL, when my sister says something she thinks is beyond the pale, she'll then say "gasoline pants"  - short for "I'm going to hell in gasoline pants"!

Perhaps I should take up basket weaving - LOL - for hell in a hand basket

[ginger90]

Video:

 

 

[AZChristian]

Is that a crack all the way across the windshield?  I would NEVER let someone I love drive a car like that.

[smarty]

Who is driving the Lexus with a huge crack across the windshield?

[Kohola3]

1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

Is that a crack all the way across the windshield?  I would NEVER let someone I love drive a car like that.

It must be one of the family junkers that actually runs.

[Jeanne222]

Something caught my eye and here I am reading about the Brown's again.  Can anybody update me on what's happening with them.  I just don't think I can spend the morning reading about their problems with all that money and sharing one husband which they all opted to do when they said I Do.   Did they move?  TIA

Edited September 16, 2018 by Jeanne222

[AZChristian]

6 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

It must be one of the family junkers that actually runs.

Agreed.  But if you have kids you love and enough money to have four houses in Las Vegas and moving into four rentals in Flagstaff, you should have car insurance with glass coverage.  One call to Safelite, and they would have had this fixed in no time.  At home or at school.

These people still don't have the sense God gave a goose.

[xwordfanatik]

I remember some dead vehicles in the cult-de-suck.  Around here, a cracked window will result in a ticket.  

Your last line nails it, AZ.

[Kohola3]

1 minute ago, AZChristian said:

These people still don't have the sense God gave a goose.

Their priorities are so skewed it's pitiful.  Don't they know how dangerous it is to have a crack like that?  It weakens the whole windshield as well as screws with the visibility.  Not sure about Arizona but in some states it's illegal to drive a car in that condition.

Idiots.

[AZChristian]

25 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Their priorities are so skewed it's pitiful.  Don't they know how dangerous it is to have a crack like that?  It weakens the whole windshield as well as screws with the visibility.  Not sure about Arizona but in some states it's illegal to drive a car in that condition.

Idiots.

In AZ, it's illegal to drive with a cracked windshield IF the crack obscures your vision.  I guess if they can see a herd of deer walking down the street, their vision may not be qualified as obscured. 

I'm more concerned about the danger.  One small rock from a vehicle ahead of you on the road (especially on a road with fast speeds) can cause that windshield to splinter, with glass flying at the occupants at 65 miles an hour.  How STUPID does a person have to be to take a chance like that?

[Kohola3]

Well, it is pretty hard to miss a herd of anything.  But that crack looks like it would be at eye level to me.  Just like that spot of bird poop or a large squished bug always lands directly in your line of vision.  Murphy's Law.

[neh]

It amazes me that the Browns put  things out there as though the rest of the does the same thing.  I guess that they think all of us drive with a gigantic crack in our windshield.

[Sandy W]

The thing that annoys me more than anything is that whoever 'brownie 20o1' is, kept that car rolling while admiring the deer.  Those animals startle so easily and can turn on a dime.  The safest thing to do would have been to pull over until the deer were safely situated, late for school or not.

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

The thing that annoys me more than anything is that whoever 'brownie 20o1' is, kept that car rolling while admiring the deer.  Those animals startle so easily and can turn on a dime.  The safest thing to do would have been to pull over until the deer were safely situated, late for school or not.

It’s Gwendlyn. 

She should have been watching where they had come from, also. I’ve seen quite a few deer parades !

[Kohola3]

11 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

She should have been watching where they had come from, also. I’ve seen quite a few deer parades !

They sure need some updates from the locals on how to handle driving around wildlife.  Just when you think every deer has crossed the road, one more scoots across in front of you. I've even had one run INTO me (a la Gilmore Girls) in the early morning hours.  They are not the brightest animals on the planet.

[ginger90]

[Libby]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

I guess Kody was there because 4 of Robyn's kids were there. You can be sure that if it was just Christine's 3, he wouldn't have been there. No Gabe and Savanna. I assume that Janelle and her kids are still in Vagas.

[Galloway Cave]

8 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

Not sure about Arizona but in some states it's illegal to drive a car in that condition.

As @AZChristian said, it's illegal to drive in AZ with a cracked windshield that obscures your vision, as well as one that has a crack that big (raises hand.....). Also, in AZ, you can get full glass coverage with your insurance, no deductible. So no excuse for that windshield, unless they haven't switched insurance yet. Or, you know, don't have any.

[AZChristian]

3 minutes ago, Galloway Cave said:

As @AZChristian said, it's illegal to drive in AZ with a cracked windshield that obscures your vision, as well as one that has a crack that big (raises hand.....). Also, in AZ, you can get full glass coverage with your insurance, no deductible. So no excuse for that windshield, unless they haven't switched insurance yet. Or, you know, don't have any.

Several years ago, one of the older sons was stopped for a traffic infraction, and was then cited for not having insurance.  I'm sure they're like most Judge Judy litigants . . . when stopped (or when they're in an accident), they will swear that the reason they were driving without insurance was to go to the insurance office to pay their premium, because "they didn't know until yesterday that their insurance had lapsed."

[Kohola3]

13 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

I'm sure they're like most Judge Judy litigants . . . when stopped (or when they're in an accident), they will swear that the reason they were driving without insurance was to go to the insurance office to pay their premium, because "they didn't know until yesterday that their insurance had lapsed."

Plus it's that they are being persecuted for being polygamists.  And insurance is against their religions, at least today, since the rules change daily.

[ginger90]

Ysabel in LuLaNo (which I wouldn’t have known if Aspyn didn’t say it in the comments)

[smarty]

Ysabel is pretty and she looks very nice in the LulaRoe dress!  Who knew that the LulaRoe that is not in hideous patterns can actually be flattering.  

[DesertDude]

14 hours ago, Galloway Cave said:

As @AZChristian said, it's illegal to drive in AZ with a cracked windshield that obscures your vision, as well as one that has a crack that big (raises hand.....). Also, in AZ, you can get full glass coverage with your insurance, no deductible. So no excuse for that windshield, unless they haven't switched insurance yet. Or, you know, don't have any.

The biggest problem with cracked windshields in AZ is that it is up to law enforcement to enforce.  Arizona doesn't have an annual safety inspection like their neighboring state of Nevada (Utah had them until this last April).   The car could not have been registered in Nevada with a crack like that.   Living in Southeastern Utah I see a lot of Arizona vehicles and many of them have cracked windshields.  Granted, many of the vehicles I see come from the Navajo Nation, which is very lax on enforcing vehicle safety requirements.  

After watching that video there was one thing that I was certain of:  fairly soon that Lexus with a cracked windshield will also have a deer dent and a broken headlight.

[Gothish520]

19 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Ysabel in LuLaNo (which I wouldn’t have known if Aspyn didn’t say it in the comments)

 

17 hours ago, smarty2020 said:

Ysabel is pretty and she looks very nice in the LulaRoe dress!  Who knew that the LulaRoe that is not in hideous patterns can actually be flattering.  

That's the same dress Mariah and Maddie were wearing in a previous picture. I think it's cute and Ysabel looks great.  

4 hours ago, lma said:

I actually like this pic. The kids are cute, especially Truley and Ari. And I agree that Kody wouldn’t have been there if Robyn’s kids weren’t involved. How many pics have we seen of Christine and her bunch but no Kody? 

In my head I'm still imagining Arielle as a baby - the cliche is true, they grow up so fast!

[Jeanne222]

Did the Brown's move???

[MonicaM]

15 hours ago, Gothish520 said:

 

That's the same dress Mariah and Maddie were wearing in a previous picture. I think it's cute and Ysabel looks great.  

In my head I'm still imagining Arielle as a baby - the cliche is true, they grow up so fast!

She has a pretty face, a winning smile, and a great figure.  She would be a good advertisement for just about any clothing line.

[Kohola3]

48 minutes ago, MonicaM said:

She has a pretty face, a winning smile, and a great figure.  She would be a good advertisement for just about any clothing line.

So true. It takes a slim figure to carry off that LuLaHellNo clingy material especially if made from kaleidoscope prints.  No wonder Janelle never got into it.  None of their sizes would fit her so no modeling in daily Twits.

[ginger90]

I’m guessing this is their set:

[smarty]

Check out the background - they've created a fake living room to film in.  

Edited to add: looks like the same couch set up as their talking segments in Las Vegas.  Which makes me wonder - did they rent space in Las Vegas to film the couch interviews?

Edited September 19, 2018 by smarty2020

[Roslyn]

7 hours ago, smarty2020 said:

Check out the background - they've created a fake living room to film in.  

Edited to add: looks like the same couch set up as their talking segments in Las Vegas.  Which makes me wonder - did they rent space in Las Vegas to film the couch interviews?

It wouldn't surprise me if this background set was something used in one of the houses.  My first guess would be setting it up in one of Meri's many bedrooms, and to boot use that fact on their tax returns since the house was also used to sell the green drink back in the day as well.  I doubt their Arizona houses are big enough so the need to rent a space.

[Adeejay]

Christine seems to have lost some weight.  She looks great!  Prettiest sister-wife; hands down.  

[Sociology101]

Hello! Long time lurker, first time poster here. I see that Christine is now a Lularoe seller. Saw a video that someone reposted on the Lularoe defective FB page:

Edited September 28, 2018 by Sociology101

[smarty]

What is the point of all of them selling LulaRoe?  Won't they just cannibalize off each other and take sales away from their sister wife?  There isn't an infinite market for those strangely patterned clothes......

Christine's face looks like she's lost some weight.  Maybe the stress of the move to Flagstaff brought with it some weight loss.

[Kohola3]

Not the most flattering picture of Christine. Nor a good start to shilling butter soft (albeit hole filled ) tights.

[suomi]

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Anyways, Day 1 & she can't invoice because of "back office issues" ?

Why am I not surprised?

[ginger90]

Strange she’s not advertising on her Twitter or Instagram. Here’s her page:

[Wings]

I am way out of touch with this show/family.   Christine is selling her house.  hmmm  Why and where is she going?  

Does she have another show in the works in Flagstaff?  I see they are on a set. 

Edited September 28, 2018 by Wings

[LilWharveyGal]

What's going to happen when somebody wants to buy something on evenings or weekends?  Heaven forbid!

[Sociology101]

30 minutes ago, suomi said:

Why am I not surprised?

It's such a bad time to join Lularoe (not that there ever was a good time as 99% of people lose thousands on this "business"). Even with Meri being a Top 100 seller...so many top reps are going out of business, the LLR "designer" has quit, reps have been awaiting refund checks for months, the clothes are hideous...

[Kohola3]

Her "back office" is probably Kootie's hand-me-down laptop that has no battery life.

23 minutes ago, LilWharveyGal said:

What's going to happen when somebody wants to buy something on evenings or weekends?  Heaven forbid!

Can't you just hear her?  "Oh, no, I can't do weekends or evenings.  I can't be away from my family.  I quit". Which is actually the smart thing to do before she is smothered in unsold psychedelic print leggings.

31 minutes ago, Wings said:

I am way out of touch with this show/family.   Christine is selling her house.  hmmm  Why and where is she going?  

Does she have another show in the works in Flagstaff?  I see they are on a set. 

The whole clan is moving to Flagstaff.  All of the houses in the cuddle sac are supposed to be for sale but only Christine's has been listed.  They built a set for filming scenes in Flagstaff, probably a fake living room or some sort of crap like that.

[xwordfanatik]

Why, Christine?  Do you REALLY think you're going to make any money?  Are former customers of Meri's and Maddie's encouraging you to do this, having been treated like shit?  

Nope, she ain't gonna give it her all.  That would entail selling in the evening and on the weekend, when the misguided souls that buy this crap have time to shop online.

Kohola, you are too much!  Love it.  "Kootie's hand-me-down laptop."  Only Meri & Robyn ever rated the best stuff that wasn't ready to die.  

[Wings]

2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

Her "back office" is probably Kootie's hand-me-down laptop that has no battery life.

Can't you just hear her?  "Oh, no, I can't do weekends or evenings.  I can't be away from my family.  I quit". Which is actually the smart thing to do before she is smothered in unsold psychedelic print leggings.

The whole clan is moving to Flagstaff.  All of the houses in the cuddle sac are supposed to be for sale but only Christine's has been listed.  They built a set for filming scenes in Flagstaff, probably a fake living room or some sort of crap like that.

Why?  I realize this could require a long answer or a very short one.  :> 

 

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[smarty]

I don't think we've ever gotten an answer as to why they specifically picked Flagstaff.  There were comments made about wanting seasons and cooler weather. 

[Sandy W]

4 minutes ago, Wings said:

Why?  I realize this could require a long answer or a very short one.  :> 

 

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Who...What...When...Where...Why....and How.......So far we have been able to learn...

Who.... apparently all of the Brown wifies, Kody and the minor kids.

What....4 abutting building lots in an expensive area of Flagstaff, each lot 1 acre or more, iirc for a total price in the $800,000 range.

When...They seem to be ensconced in rental properties (not sure about Meri, she seems to be on the road with her travelin'pants show), presumably, they are waiting to sell the LV properties before starting construction, but so far have only listed Christine's.

Where...See Flagstaff

Why...Speculation is story-line or maybe Kody has long had a hankering for the fresh mountain air.

How...That's the $64,000. question. 

[Wings]

Thanks @Sandy W.  Oh my.  They are building again for humdreds of thousands of dollars.  Ok

 It would be fun to see a rustic style for a change.  It would also be cool to see each house different from the others and Meri in an appropriate size for her needs.  I know, never happen.  

Has a new season been talked about?  

[Sandy W]

I've heard rumors about January, 2019 for new season start, but they are throwing out teasers re. the property purchase as I am sure they are aware they had to do something dramatic, Aspyn's wedding is just NOT enough to maintain viewer interest.  We already know pretty much every detail about the nuptials, thanks to their thirst in selling the story to People magazine.

[Sandy W]

19 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Why, Christine?  Do you REALLY think you're going to make any money?  Are former customers of Meri's and Maddie's encouraging you to do this, having been treated like shit?  

Nope, she ain't gonna give it her all.  That would entail selling in the evening and on the weekend, when the misguided souls that buy this crap have time to shop online.

Kohola, you are too much!  Love it.  "Kootie's hand-me-down laptop."  Only Meri & Robyn ever rated the best stuff that wasn't ready to die.  

In my Fantasy Too Much To Hope For Category:---Christine joined Lulano under the auspices of someone other than Meri, thereby bypassing any benefits Meri may derive from Christine's sales.

Christine's online presentations are an overnight sensation, filled with her wacky wonderment as she models the most outrageous prints and demonstrates the benefits of the butta soft leggin's.

She quickly ascends the pyramid, scaling over Meri's top ten category to the pinnacle and is then in a position to mentor Meri and offer her tips on maximizing her sales.

That would be a story line I would watch with glee.