sgittinger June 20, 2014 Share June 20, 2014 "Hey, uh, Puh-fieffer, how'd you like a punch in your puh-face"? 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-144402
ATWTer76 June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 Rose: Oh, Sophia, that smells heavenly. Is it Chef Boyardee? Sophia (holding a knife): Stick it in my heart, Rose! It'll hurt less! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-144684
Cobalt Stargazer June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 "Did you hear that sound?" "Yeah, and as long as I'm in my own bed I'll do what I want." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-144778
WhitneyWhit June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 Heh, that reminds me of that episode where the "power of persuasion" kept getting to Sophia... "This is amazing!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-144885
OSM Mom June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 "I thought I was safe backed up against these pillows." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-145482
AKA...CJ86 June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 (edited) "Did you hear that sound?" "Yeah, and as long as I'm in my own bed I'll do what I want." "Oh, you heard that? I thought I was safe backed up against these pillows." OSM Mom…I didn't notice you already posted the same thing. Edited June 21, 2014 by CyberJawa1986 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-145546
sgittinger June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 "I was away at school". "Oh, yes, the Good Samaritan Academy for the knocked up. 2 4 6 8, all us girls are three months late"! Something about Rue's delivery. (No pun intended). 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-145573
Cobalt Stargazer June 21, 2014 Share June 21, 2014 "You're about ready to fly right out of here, aren't you?" "Well, excuse me for living, Anita Bryant!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-145744
OSM Mom June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 "Oh, you heard that? I thought I was safe backed up against these pillows." OSM Mom…I didn't notice you already posted the same thing. No worries. Great minds think alike. ;) 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146185
Cobalt Stargazer June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 (edited) "Now, look here, Stretch. I have a hundred cheese puffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse. Whatever the problem is, overlook it. My mother did with my marriage." *Dorothy turns and stares* "And if you say something smart, I'll slap you silly." Edited June 22, 2014 by Cobalt Stargazer 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146253
Melgaypet June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 "How long is this story? I'm eighty, I have to plan." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146268
ATWTer76 June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 (edited) "I manage to live 80, 81 years. I've had pneumonia, two operations, a stroke. One night I'll belch and Stable Mabel here'll blow my head off." Edited June 22, 2014 by ATWTer76 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146277
TexasTiffany June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 Dorothy: "I feel like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146314
WhitneyWhit June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 "Ma, you're really hurting my feelings" "Not as much as you hurt my oonie" 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146374
purpleflowers June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 Dorothy: "It is really coming down out there!" Rose: "What's coming down?" Dorothy: "The Liberace Marquee at Caesar's Palace." Big Daddy: "You're still as pretty as a ladybug sunnin' itself on a lillypad on a misty spring day south of Savannah."Dorothy: "Could you be a little more specific, Big Daddy?" Sven: "You didn't tell them about kissing me?"Rose: "Kissing him?!" Sven: "Or stroking my hair?" Rose: "Stroking his hair?!" Sven: "Or feeding me?" Dorothy: "...Alright, I'll say it. Feeding him?!" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146856
ATWTer76 June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 (edited) Blanche: Rose! That cake's from the Get It While It's Hot Erotic Bakeshop! Dorothy: Wooooooooo! Blanche: "Why, Rose Nylund, that cake's in the shape of a..." Dorothy: "We know what it looks like, Blanche!" Rose: "I thought it was in the shape of Florida!" Blanche: "That reminds me...I gotta give Charlie Milburn a call." Dorothy: "If this cake reminds you of Charlie Milburn, we could BOTH give him a call!" Edited June 22, 2014 by ATWTer76 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146887
Cobalt Stargazer June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 "That's what the crow said!""GET OUT!" 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146919
ATWTer76 June 22, 2014 Share June 22, 2014 "It's not funny! You try getting white bread and mayonnaise out of your braces." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-146999
AKA...CJ86 June 23, 2014 Share June 23, 2014 As a big Star Wars fan…and excited with all the SW news coming out recently: Blanche: "My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise." I also love Dorothy's replies when the others poked fun at her looks: Dorothy: "Why don't I just wear a sign that says, "Too Ugly To Live?" or Blanche: "Dorothy, this is crazy! Since when do you care how you look?"Dorothy: "I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed!" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-147960
LucyEth June 23, 2014 Share June 23, 2014 Sopia: Is that the clown that has the kiddie show? Rose: No, Sophia you're thinking of Bozo Sophia: I'm talking to Bozo! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-148014
Cobalt Stargazer June 23, 2014 Share June 23, 2014 "Yes, Celia Rubinstein loved all mankind. She..." "Who?!" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-148213
Melgaypet June 23, 2014 Share June 23, 2014 "She got 'in trouble,' if you know what I mean, Dorothy. Kuh-nocken-up-und-schvingle." 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-148313
Cobalt Stargazer June 23, 2014 Share June 23, 2014 "By the way, Blanche, when did you ever say no?" "Did I say there was going to be a question and answer portion after I spoke?" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-148405
Joan van Snark June 24, 2014 Share June 24, 2014 (edited) Nurse DeFarge (paraphrased): "Oh by the way Dororthy, a man called wanting to know if you were free Saturday night, but I forgot to write down the number, sorry" Dorothy: "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY" The timing and delivery on this line was perfection (of course any lines delivered by Bea usually are) Also from this episode: Dorothy: "I am Pussycat No. 1 YOU are Pussycat No. 2!" Edited June 24, 2014 by Joan van Snark 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-151861
Cobalt Stargazer June 24, 2014 Share June 24, 2014 "Blanche said you were incorrigible." "I guess I deserve it. I always say she's a cheap slut." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-151987
AKA...CJ86 June 24, 2014 Share June 24, 2014 "Yes, Celia Rubinstein loved all mankind. She..." "Who?!" Just reading the "WHO!" in Dorothy's tone…I'm giggling… 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-152226
ATWTer76 June 24, 2014 Share June 24, 2014 "Creamed what was left on his pants?" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-152561
Cobalt Stargazer June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 "You're only gonna sit in and inch of water?" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-152954
sgittinger June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Cobalt Stargazer, that does it. That does it!!!! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-152996
Melgaypet June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 "Benito was the hero of many a Sicilian youngster." "Because he stole from the rich and gave to the poor?" "I said Benito the Hood, not Benito the Idiot." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-153202
ATWTer76 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 "We have Maalox and estrogen. Now how many junkies do you know have gas and hot flashes?" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-153215
bettername2come June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 "I said Benito the Hood, not Benito the Idiot." "He stole from everyone and kept it all for himself. He didn't even share any with his Band of Merry Thugs!" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-153282
Cobalt Stargazer June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Cobalt Stargazer, that does it. That does it!!!! Beat it, you fifty year old mattress! :-P Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-153377
JohnnyGilda June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 "Dorothy, didn't you have something you wanted to do? Some kind of secret desire you always kept on the back burner?" "Mm, well, I always wanted to try a nudist camp." "Some big pots belong on the back burner." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-157310
ATWTer76 June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 "I am contouring my eyebrows. I use Miss Christie Brinkley as a guide because we have exactly the same bone structure. I just hope she doesn't let herself go to pot after that baby comes. I don't want that big-eyed husband of hers coming after me." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-157507
Bastet June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 Burt Reynolds: Which one is the slut? All, with hands raised: I am! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-157552
ATWTer76 June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 Oooooh, Cinderella's back from the ball and her three wicked roommates are jealous! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-157566
OSM Mom June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 Because I love the way the character says it, "Welcome to Appalappachobi!“ 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-157603
Cobalt Stargazer June 26, 2014 Share June 26, 2014 Rose: "I would have died if I had caught my parents having sex!" Dorothy: "You never walked in on them?" Rose: "Well, once. But they were just playing leap frog." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-157806
Blakeston June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 (edited) Rose: "I thought Miles was a chihuahuah. It turns out he was a rat!" Sophia: "You know, I once prepared a six-course meal with what I thought was chicken. But it turned out to be—" Dorothy: "Ma!" ::pause:: Dorothy: "Rose, in my heart, I cannot believe that Miles is a rat. He just fell in with the wrong people, that’s all. Now, look, I know you have a date with him tomorrow night, keep it. I’m sure you’ll fine he’s the same caring, sensitive man you’ve known all along. My God, it wasn’t my confirmation dinner, was it?!" Edited June 27, 2014 by Blakeston 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-158343
ATWTer76 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "Hey, you know these peas taste just like fresh? But you can't mix 'em with the mashed potatoes. They should have a tunnel running from the pea compartment to the mashed potato compartment." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-158407
Cobalt Stargazer June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 Dorothy: "Rose, in my heart, I cannot believe that Miles is a rat. He just fell in with the wrong people, that’s all. Now, look, I know you have a date with him tomorrow night, keep it. I’m sure you’ll fine he’s the same caring, sensitive man you’ve known all along. My God, it wasn’t my confirmation dinner, was it?!" Sophia: "It really made everybody laugh when your father made the little feet dance." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-158630
Ouisch June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "I was blowing my breasts, Rose." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-158783
Cobalt Stargazer June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "Clayton is a hobo?!" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-158824
Blakeston June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "Hurry back, dumpling!" "My feet have wings, barf bag!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-158962
ATWTer76 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "I don't know what you just did, but you'd make one hell of a yodeler." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-158989
Cobalt Stargazer June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "Go hug a landmine!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-159903
ATWTer76 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "All I wanted was a tan on my thighs. Now I’ll probably end up a prisoner of the revolution. They’ll rip my blouse and make me cook for the officers and spit food in my face and make fun of my recipes. Eventually, I’ll catch the eye of some fat general with big sweat stains under his arms. He’ll force me to let out his uniforms and satisfy his ugly needs." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-160020
Bastet June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "I don’t really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don’t like him dating men.""You really haven’t grasped the concept of this 'gay' thing yet, have you, Blanche?""Well there must be homosexuals who date women.""Yeah. They’re called lesbians." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-160043
Cobalt Stargazer June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "Not *Lebanese*, Blanche. *Lesbian*." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/3154-favorite-quotes-what-the-hell-goes-on-at-night-in-this-house/page/4/#findComment-160092
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