Bella June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 All My Children staring Jana DuggarI laughed so hard at this, I scared the cats. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1236994
Wellfleet June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 I hope HBO does a documentary. My preference would be for a Frontline documentary, but HBO would be the next best thing. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237004
xls June 12, 2015 Share June 12, 2015 In stead of "Cats"; "Brats". 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237017
SopranoKris June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Sopranokris!!! that was hilarious!!!!! they did M's bug eye perfectly Best quote"I'm gonna start popping them out 4 at a time! (bug eyed)!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! My favorite line is "they went Scooby-Doo-ing around" Hehehehehehe....they nailed it! 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237294
xls June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Ahhhhh. Lovin this thread. I think I'm home. Thank you! We needed to blow off some steam. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237295
dillpickles June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 https://youtu.be/kUmP9oF_S9k Thought this episode of kid farm was oddly appropriate 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237446
latetotheparty June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Given some of my previous fanfic, I guess I'd be writing the one where Jana goes away to an all female college and unexpectedly finds love with her roommate. Would read. :D 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237542
Missmissie173 June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 (edited) The Real Housewives of Tontitown - with Josh as Slade Smiley RoseMEchelle's Babies - and she delivered all 19 of them! Hee Haw - with special guest Mike Huckabee on guitar Tatertots - the musical Edited June 13, 2015 by Missmissie173 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237947
roamyn June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Hee Haw - with special guest Mike Huckabee on guitar Oh no, no, no. The guitar us the instrument of the Devil. He needs to learn the flute or trumpet. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1237963
becca3891 June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Hey, It finally got fun around here again!... Jinger eventually marries someone from the publishers and Jana settle down with Tim Tebow, ( cause apparently that's what's in the collective unconscious and there is no escape). I guess I'm the odd one out, but I cringe when I think of Jana with Tim Tebow. Sure, he may only be fundy lite, but still. Why do we have to be pairing her up with anybody? I just want her to have some freedom and that could just mean having her own life and a bunch of friends. Or maybe eventually getting with a guy -- or girl -- who has nothing to do with Christianity at all. That's my fantasy for her anyway! https://youtu.be/kUmP9oF_S9k Thought this episode of kid farm was oddly appropriate Haha! Anyone who hasn't seen Kid Farm, check it out. It's priceless. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238010
Cherrio June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 "Gone with the Duggars" Scene: Wal-mart parking lot where Jill has been in labor for 3 days, lying in a handicap spot. A policeman is writing her a ticket. Paramedics show up, access the situation and proclaim "Bitch, you know nothing about birthin babies" 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238174
Bella June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 We should at some point do a fake rewatch using the Kid Farm videos. I love them! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238340
Cherrio June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 We should at some point do a fake rewatch using the Kid Farm videos. I love them! Me too. One of my favorite scenes is when the school bus picks the kids up and they pull out the drive and drive right back in. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238351
Literata June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 I've wondered when Hugh Hefner will come calling for the older girls. No chance they'll bite, but you know there will be an invitation. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238372
Aja June 13, 2015 Author Share June 13, 2015 (edited) The Duggar Redemption: Jordyn Duggar, previously thought to have stopped existing, actually spent 25 years tunnelling through the wall in the dorm room (concealed by a poster of Kirk Cameron) (and his wife) and you can now find her in Zihuatanejo repairing boats in sleeveless dresses and mowing lawns in bikinis. Edited June 13, 2015 by Aja 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238467
Cherrio June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 The Duggar Redemption: Jordyn Duggar, previously thought to have stopped existing, actually spent 25 years tunnelling through the wall in the dorm room (concealed by a poster of Kirk Cameron) (and his wife) and you can now find her in Zihuatanejo repairing boats in sleeveless dresses and mowing lawns in bikinis. Love it ! On a totally different genre of TV Josh Duggar changes his name and starts a daily fundie talk show. Perv Griffin 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238478
JenCarroll June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Has anyone here ever actually seen a person mowing the lawn while wearing a bikini? Seriously -- who does that? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238549
bluebonnet June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Has anyone here ever actually seen a person mowing the lawn while wearing a bikini? Seriously -- who does that? Raises hand. Getting a tan while doing yard work is the only way to do yard work in the summer. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238556
Bella June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 I remember my mom doing that, but when I was mowing my own lawns for a few years, I always wore long pants. Plus, when I was in h.s., a friend's father lost his big toe to a lawn mower. We now have a patio in a townhouse community that employs a grounds crew to manage the common areas. I don't do grass anymore. (Double entendre intended.) 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1238585
xls June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Has anyone here ever actually seen a person mowing the lawn while wearing a bikini? Seriously -- who does that? One time I took out the garbage without wearing a bra. 15 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239146
Aja June 13, 2015 Author Share June 13, 2015 One time I took out the garbage without wearing a bra. JEZEBEL 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239157
Vaysh June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Has anyone here ever actually seen a person mowing the lawn while wearing a bikini? Seriously -- who does that? I don't do it myself because the sun is my enemy (seriously, I swear I can get sunburn through window glass) but it's not terribly uncommon around here to tan and mow at the same time. Things have moved towards a more conservative and modest approach though, these days people actually use their bikini tops. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239243
dillpickles June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 JEZEBEL It's okay because she had her smock on. And her floor length jeans skirt. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239316
babyhouseman June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 Josh can be a character on Family Guy, a friend to Herbert the child molester. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239338
becca3891 June 13, 2015 Share June 13, 2015 I always wonder what the modesty-obsessed crowd that also believes Adam and Eve were the first humans thinks about the part of the story that says Adam and Eve made coverings for themselves out of leaves. Couldn't have been very modest, although I guess Eve had no one to defraud since the only other person in existence was her husband, whose desires COULD be righteously fulfilled. But what, they then instantly invented cloth? Sorry, Gothard, but bras were only invented about 100 years ago or less. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239356
Missmissie173 June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 One time I took out the garbage without wearing a bra. HARLOT - Roflmao! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239492
xls June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 JEZEBEL Been called that before! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239499
JenCarroll June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 One time I took out the garbage without wearing a bra. One time I met the UPS guy at the door without wearing a bra. So I can only assume he's divorced now... 19 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239658
xls June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 How can we do a musical when they are not allowed to dance? They'll have to march in single file and climb on counters in time to music. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239668
dillpickles June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 How can we do a musical when they are not allowed to dance? They'll have to march in single file and climb on counters in time to music. We can ask majorie for help in the rythem department, and get erin to play piano... and David can lead us out! We'll have a grand time, without heathen dancing! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239693
latetotheparty June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 One time I met the UPS guy at the door without wearing a bra. So I can only assume he's divorced now... This means I've been defrauding the pizza guys for YEARS. Oh, the shame! 10 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239721
frenchtoast June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 As long as you tip him well, it's all good. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239725
JenCarroll June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 (edited) I think "Funny or Die" did the best Duggar spoof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zupB2uMHSI Most perfect line: "We did the right thing, and immediately waited three years before contacting the police." Edited June 14, 2015 by JenCarroll 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1239892
xls June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 This means I've been defrauding the pizza guys for YEARS. Oh, the shame! We've all done such shameful things! We need to find a Righteous man! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1240949
Aja June 14, 2015 Author Share June 14, 2015 We've all done such shameful things! We need to find a Righteous man! Oh right, like any of them would have us! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1240958
Fuzzysox June 14, 2015 Share June 14, 2015 One time I met the UPS guy at the door without wearing a bra. So I can only assume he's divorced now... I've been defrauding the FedEx guy for 21 years luckly he hasn't divorced me yet. lol 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1241098
juneday June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 Most perfect line: "We did the right thing, and immediately waited three years before contacting the police." Hahaha that was great!! I wish there were more parodies like that. That is exactly how I think of Mechelle and Jim Boob in my head. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1241566
merylinkid June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 I can just imagine standing up in court and stating THOSE grounds for divorce: your honor I saw the neighbor kid mowing the lawn in her bikini and just had to divorce my wife. Not to get with the neighbor kid mind you, just because. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1241880
becca3891 June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 Does she actually say she thinks she caused the neighbors to get a divorce? That is certifiably nuts, and really quite narcissistic! We all have eyes and we all notice when people are attractive, even in really good relationships. A good marriage would never be ruined because of that, and it's actually kind of sad that in Gothard's world, they believe the power of defrauding is that strong. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1242487
Aja June 15, 2015 Author Share June 15, 2015 (edited) It's almost as if Michelle has an extremely over-inflated sense of her own power and influence! Weird. Edited June 15, 2015 by Aja 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1242687
Happyfatchick June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 I leave posts on here every morning before I put on a bra. YOU'RE ALL DEFRAUDED!!!!!!!!! (Explains the typos too!!) 13 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1242856
kathe5133 June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 I wish I could find it to quote..... but many, many pages back in one of these threads someone posted something to the effect of: (paraphrasing) what if someone should find Michelle's next door neighbor who she feared she defrauded by mowing the lawn in her bikini and he said "there was a girl n a bikini?............ That quote won the internet on that day! And, what special kind of stupid was Michele mowing the lawn in a bikini anyway? I weed wacked once in shorts and my legs were cut to ribbons! 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243069
Happyfatchick June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 (edited) It was JenCarroll and I think she got half a million likes on that comment. SOOOOOO funny!!! Edited June 15, 2015 by Happyfatchick 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243139
Cherrio June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 The New Duggar Bus (non stink) Tour ! Ride in comfort with bad violins playing in the background as you tour Tontitown and the Duggar house. The tour is free because who in their right mind would ever want to go there or waste money? Masks are provided for viewing the mold house and laughter is encouraged, especially when viewing the hideous McMansion. Last stop is the Duggar house. We will stop, stretch our legs, practice our putt-putt moves or yell Nike if you want. Guests are encouraged to bring used Nike shoes and tie them to the white fence ala the bridge in Paris. Drop off is at some random buffet restaurant where you DO have to pay for your meal. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243142
Happyfatchick June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 The New Duggar Bus (non stink) Tour Guests are encouraged to bring used Nike shoes and tie them to the white fence ala the bridge in Paris. I'm really not one for defacing or graphic art (although I admit I am a little fond of the art on trains, even tho I don't know what it means...). However, the IMAGE in my head of Nike shoes draped over the fence... BAAA HAAAAA!!! There is a tree on the harbor at St. Simons Island (I know there are others as well) where it is traditional to throw a pair of tied sneakers over the branches. I don't even know the significance, but it's pretty cool to see. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243173
dillpickles June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 The New Duggar Bus (non stink) Tour ! Ride in comfort with bad violins playing in the background as you tour Tontitown and the Duggar house. The tour is free because who in their right mind would ever want to go there or waste money? Masks are provided for viewing the mold house and laughter is encouraged, especially when viewing the hideous McMansion. Last stop is the Duggar house. We will stop, stretch our legs, practice our putt-putt moves or yell Nike if you want. Guests are encouraged to bring used Nike shoes and tie them to the white fence ala the bridge in Paris. Drop off is at some random buffet restaurant where you DO have to pay for your meal. Should i pack my prairie dress and at home perm kit, or will those things be provided? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243286
Cherrio June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 Should i pack my prairie dress and at home perm kit, or will those things be provided? If you wear the Duggar approved clothing and frame your counter top or whatever the hell they call it with a perm, you GET a big discount on the cost ! :) 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243362
Churchhoney June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 (edited) The New Duggar Bus (non stink) Tour ! Ride in comfort with bad violins playing in the background as you tour Tontitown and the Duggar house. The tour is free because who in their right mind would ever want to go there or waste money? Masks are provided for viewing the mold house and laughter is encouraged, especially when viewing the hideous McMansion. Last stop is the Duggar house. We will stop, stretch our legs, practice our putt-putt moves or yell Nike if you want. Guests are encouraged to bring used Nike shoes and tie them to the white fence ala the bridge in Paris. Drop off is at some random buffet restaurant where you DO have to pay for your meal. It's a buffet, though, so hey-hey-hey, no tip! (and bring your tupperware!) Edited June 15, 2015 by Churchhoney 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243390
Happyfatchick June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 (edited) If you wear the Duggar approved clothing and frame your counter top or whatever the hell they call it with a perm, you GET a big discount on the cost ! :) "Countenance", Cherrio. COUN-TE-NANCE. You know... Like PER-PEN-DI-CU-LAR. And yes, Dill, I believe prairie dresses would be appropriate but you have to do that perm thing BEFORE you leave or you'll stink up the bus even worse. Please remember the leggings UNDER the prairie dress. Bonus points if you can locate your blouse with the ENORMOUS square collar. (You may have to launder if you've worn it recently...hehe) Edited June 15, 2015 by Happyfatchick 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243486
Fuzzysox June 15, 2015 Share June 15, 2015 (edited) I have a confession to make: I have a denim skirt, well actually it's a skort and it's above the knees. (NIKE!) Ummm can I wear it or should I sew a panel on the bottom? Edited June 15, 2015 by Fuzzysox 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/27666-19-parodies-and-counting-the-goofy-thread/page/3/#findComment-1243599
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