formerlyfreedom September 29, 2014 Share September 29, 2014 The place to share what Brooklyn Nine-Nine has given us; the quotes, the images, the GIFs! Thanks to Skyfall for the suggestion of adding JPGs and GIFs to our collection of favorite things from B99! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/
MarshallB6 September 30, 2014 Share September 30, 2014 No lie... I came here to check for a post on the RICO quote, and lo and behold, it's the thread title! I laughed out loud; deadpan Andre Braugher is hysterical. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-421784
Tabbyclaw September 30, 2014 Share September 30, 2014 The title quote reminded me of Ben's response on Parks and Rec when Andy thought Buckingham Palace was Hogwarts. "Hogwarts isn't a real place. You know that, right? It's important to me that you know that." 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-422273
Princess Sparkle October 1, 2014 Share October 1, 2014 I really loved: "Are you Jakey Lady-hands or Jakey the Jew?" "I never thought I'd say this, but I hope it's Jakey the Jew" Then two minutes later.... "See? Lady hands!" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-425603
bethy October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 Rosa: Where were you? This is chaos! Gina's been filing evidence by perp hotness. Boyle: It's my ex-wife Eleanor's engagement party. I can't go alone - I'm worried it might seem a little pathetic. Rosa: Yeah. If only you could've gone with your sister. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-442546
hoodooznoodooz October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 Boyle: It's my ex-wife Eleanor's engagement party. I can't go alone - I'm worried it might seem a little pathetic. Rosa: Yeah. If only you could've gone with your sister. Rosa is the only character I dislike (she reminds me of Nelson/The Simpsons), but this line made me laugh. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-443249
ElectricBoogaloo October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 Wuntch: You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter!Holt: You embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-443293
Rinaldo October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 The initial vasectomy conversation. Terry: "Thanks, guys, that's enough, I don't need any more input." Rosa: "Neither does your wife, I guess." [she and Jake high-five.] Jake: "Look, you guys, if the sergeant wants to chop off his penis, that is his choice." Terry: "That's not what a vasectomy is! If you guys don't get back to work, I'm gonna start firing detectives." Amy [from across the room]: "And blanks! ... sorry, I just never think of jokes." Terry: "Anybody else? This is your last chance." Gina: "God, no need to be so testes." Rosa: "Guess you won't be manning the tip line." Boyle: "Sergeant, is this gonna go on your spermanent record?" Jake: "Now playing: Scrotal Recall!" 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-443861
Princess Sparkle October 7, 2014 Share October 7, 2014 Wuntch: You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jeter! Holt: You embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter. What made that line so freaking funny to me was Andre Braugher's intonation - it was so serious, which made it even more hysterical. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-444830
amensisterfriend October 8, 2014 Share October 8, 2014 As with most comedies with stellar casts, it's all in the delivery, but I was just rewatching Unsolvable and somehow love when Jake's like "Cool motive! Still murder..." I also love: Boyle: “I know. But Vivian needs to make this move for her career. And I’m excited to go. I mean, suburban Ottawa’s great. It was everything Brooklyn does.”Peralta: “Really?”Boyle: “Yes. Other than my job and my friends and my family, you, interesting people, museums, restaurants and every other reason that I have to live.” Holt: “A real leader doesn’t zap people when they mess up. They teach them how to fix the problem. I think you’re a leader. So act like one.” Diaz: “I’ll try. I’m sorry.”Holt: “Please, Diaz. No need to make a scene.” ...and, you know, pretty much everything Holt says and does and nearly everything Amy says and does and... :) 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-449092
formerlyfreedom October 12, 2014 Author Share October 12, 2014 Gina: "No, Charles, just because we have SECRET, SHAMEFUL sex, does not mean we are friends." Boyle: "Forget friends. let's go as bone bros." Gina: "Ewww" *slap* "I didn't strike you when you said 'knocking boots' but bone bros? I cannot abide." 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-459905
ElectricBoogaloo October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Holt: You're going to fold your hands in your lap like a pervert? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-462926
bethy October 13, 2014 Share October 13, 2014 Jake: I don't have feelings for Amy any more, so. Time for me to get out there and spread my wings... Boyle: ...legs Jake: Get out there and spread my legs? Boyle: Well, either way... Jake: No! Not either way. Only wings. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-465161
DXD526 October 15, 2014 Share October 15, 2014 (edited) Peralta: Three hours with no Holt or Terry? Do you know what that means? Boyle: Makeovers? Gina (to Boyle): I'll see you tonight at my place? God, I hate you. Don't be late. Edited October 15, 2014 by DXD526 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-470400
bethy October 20, 2014 Share October 20, 2014 Jake giving out code names: ...Amy, the Hall Monitor. Amy: Yeeeeeaaaaah. Suck it! Jake: Scully and Hitchcock, I'm just going to call you your real name so you don't get confused. Hitchcock: Smart. Scully: What? 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-487200
Glory October 20, 2014 Share October 20, 2014 Gina: "It's not my fault that my life is literally a Step Up movie." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-487341
bethy November 3, 2014 Share November 3, 2014 Jake: You know how I'm kind of a sexy bad boy who rides motorcycles into work and is always breaking rules in the name of justice? Amy: I don't like where this is going. Holt: Is that a promise or just another lollipop no one's ever going to lick? Jake: Let's see. Terry wants to send his twins to private school but on his salary that's difficult. Holt: Mm. Jake: Plus, with twins one of them is always evil. So. It's Cagney. Holt: I've heard enough! Please return your guest pajamas, your guest toothbrush, and guest slippers and get out of here. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-528119
Kromm December 3, 2014 Share December 3, 2014 From S02.E09: The Road Trip -- A very "New York" joke... Diaz is sick but doesn't want to acknowledge it. Terry takes it upon himself to do something. Terry: "At least let me buy you some Matzo Ball soup. It's very soothing... you know what, I'm gonna go to the Deli anyway. Terry loves Kreplach!" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-617717
fastiller December 3, 2014 Share December 3, 2014 Terry: "At least let me buy you some Matzo Ball soup. It's very soothing... you know what, I'm gonna go to the Deli anyway. Terry loves Kreplach!" Hes' got a point: matzo ball soup is very soothing. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-618796
ElectricBoogaloo December 8, 2014 Share December 8, 2014 (edited) Gina: Presents is like old person third base. Boyle: No, that's rubbing their butts together. Waiter: Caesar salad with tater tots instead of croutons. Edited April 30, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-632424
bosawks December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 Boyle: Are you going to kill my dad? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-638050
Loandbehold January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 From Beach House - Six drink Amy: So, Gina, you saw your sasquatch. Was it everything you dreamt it would be? Gina: Oh, Six Drink Amy, it's what dreamts are made of. I may not have gotten the exact wording, but I missed Gina's line the first time I watched the episode. When I rewatched, it cracked me up. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-703025
ZootSuitWyatt January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 I think they called them "drumps," but definitely a great line. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-703762
jhlipton January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 Mmmmm... Kreplach..... Jewish gyoza! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-703793
BabyVegas January 8, 2015 Share January 8, 2015 Holt: I understand the logic of this game. I tried explaining to a friend why this was so hilarious but Andre Braugher's utterly deadpan delivery is the difference maker. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-704896
ElectricBoogaloo January 12, 2015 Share January 12, 2015 Rosa: Dude, I'm not gonna buy a pot. We're not married. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-716735
DXD526 January 12, 2015 Share January 12, 2015 Holt: "I'm a poet, and I didn't even know I was rhyming those words." Gina: "You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch!" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-717519
meep.meep January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Ebony Falcon needs to read Go Dogs Go! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-719182
ElectricBoogaloo February 9, 2015 Share February 9, 2015 (edited) Holt: Both of you requested to have this Saturday off but I need one of you to work. Scully: Oh, I can take that shift. Holt: The last time you worked a Saturday, you watched cartoons the entire time. Scully: Well that's when they're on. Gina: I hate the ocean. That's where that stuck up bitch Rose let Leo die. There was plenty of room on that door. Holt: On your personality test, you said your favorite shape was a square and yet now when you're given a choice between round cookies and square blondies, you opt for the cookie. You opt for the circle. Gina: Yes, but it's not about shapes. I'm choosing a cookie over a blondie. I'm whimsical but I'm not a lunatic. Edited April 30, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-805313
Inquisitionist February 9, 2015 Share February 9, 2015 Holt: The last time you worked a Saturday, you watched cartoons the entire time. Scully: Well that's when they're on. I died at this! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-805655
Traveller519 February 9, 2015 Share February 9, 2015 (edited) "You are such a waste of muscles!" "Normal? Take it again!"... "Just to be clear this test could theoretically reveal no faults at all" Edited February 9, 2015 by Traveller519 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-806043
Princess Sparkle February 25, 2015 Share February 25, 2015 I laughed and laughed when Wunch was giving Holt his medal, he accepted it like Jake told him to, then yelled his insult (which for the life of me, I can't remember) and kept yelling "HA! Had it both ways! I regret nothing." Andre Braugher is everything. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-864137
ElectricBoogaloo March 16, 2015 Share March 16, 2015 Holt: Sarcasm, the coward's lie. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-931604
DXD526 March 16, 2015 Share March 16, 2015 Amy (to Jake): "I can't believe I'm about to say this, I really wish you could come look at urine with us, but I can't." Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-933101
bethy April 27, 2015 Share April 27, 2015 (edited) "Stop pointing at it." Edited April 27, 2015 by bethy 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1079954
Bort April 27, 2015 Share April 27, 2015 Holt: Are your bosoms… tender? Rosa: I'm going to pretend you didn't ask me that. Holt: Are your senses… heightened? Rosa: I said I think I'm pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1079963
DeepPoet117 April 27, 2015 Share April 27, 2015 Holt: Amy says we should start dinner without her. Then she writes whatevs colon hyphen close parentheses. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1081235
MBJ April 27, 2015 Share April 27, 2015 Rosa: Where were you? This is chaos! Gina's been filing evidence by perp hotness. Haha, this is still amazing. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1081568
bethy May 4, 2015 Share May 4, 2015 Rosa: I don't ask people out; I just tell 'em where we're going. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1104681
ErinW May 4, 2015 Share May 4, 2015 Not new, but I just remembered it today: Diaz (to Santiago): Why so excited? Gina: Did you make the cover of Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1104910
Maximum Taco May 18, 2015 Share May 18, 2015 Holt: Amy says we should start dinner without her. Then she writes whatevs colon hyphen close parentheses. Any time Holt uses his cellphone it's awesome. Holt: I don't always understand Peralta's texts. He says they're still waiting on the lab and 'its allz good,' allz with a z, then a box with a question mark inside, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, and yet another box with a question mark, then a box with a question mark. What does that mean? Terry: It means you don't have emojis on your phone. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1157744
ElectricBoogaloo May 18, 2015 Share May 18, 2015 Holt: Wuntch isn't some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1157859
ElectricBoogaloo May 18, 2015 Share May 18, 2015 (edited) Boyle: I know you don't like anyone wishing you a happy birthday so crappy day to you. Rosa: Still too much. Boyle: I assume you're not doing anything to celebrate tonight. Rosa: Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell. Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. Wuntch: Calling me the devil? How original, Raymond. Holt: Actually I was calling you a goat, you goat. Rosa: I'm still super mad at you. Boyle: Like how you're still super mad at Gilmore Girls for how the finale went down? Rosa: I just want to see Lorelei happy. Boyle: Happy bday, Ro Ro! Wuntch: I'm going to ship [Peralta] off to Staten Island. Hope he likes breaking up tanning salon fistfights. Edited April 30, 2017 by ElectricBoogaloo Fixed wonky spacing after forum upgrade 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1158335
DXD526 May 18, 2015 Share May 18, 2015 Gina: "Always say your insults to someone's face, no paper trail." 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1159300
possibilities May 20, 2015 Share May 20, 2015 Rosa: I just want to see Lorelei happy. I'm still reeling from the revelation that Rosa watched Gilmore Girls. "This is a work function!" has become the funniest thing I can think of, which no one would understand out of context. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1165713
swimmyfish May 21, 2015 Share May 21, 2015 Any time Holt uses his cellphone it's awesome. Holt: I don't always understand Peralta's texts. He says they're still waiting on the lab and 'its allz good,' allz with a z, then a box with a question mark inside, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, another box with a question mark, and yet another box with a question mark, then a box with a question mark. What does that mean? Terry: It means you don't have emojis on your phone. I really hope someone writes a thesis someday on why this joke is perfect. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1170449
DXD526 June 17, 2015 Share June 17, 2015 Jake (to Terry, while doing Terry's torturous gym work-out): "So, how much blood do you usually have in your mouth when you do this?" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1251940
DeepPoet117 September 28, 2015 Share September 28, 2015 Terry (to Rosa): I know you're not a toddler because my toddlers know that stupid is a no-no word. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1546434
Maximum Taco September 30, 2015 Share September 30, 2015 (edited) The last words of Capt. Seth Dozerman "Tell my wife... that I love her... work ethic." Edited September 30, 2015 by Maximum Taco 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1553663
formerlyfreedom October 5, 2015 Author Share October 5, 2015 "The alcohol has rendered me a simpleton." Oh, Holt. Never change. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/15451-quotes-gifs-jpgs-and-more-theres-a-binder-why-didnt-you-lead-with-that-you-idiot/#findComment-1568831
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