S14.E18: Reunion Part 1

[Salacious Kitty]

Let the screaming commence.

[Surrealist]

Thank you for starting the thread!

 

[Stats Queen]

I just cannot take any more Kyle bs. Nor can I take Poorit or Erikunt.

 

[Surrealist]

I see Sutton is doing commercials now.

[Steph J]

Sutton, don't jump in to back Kyle up. She would never do the same for you. Let her fight it out with Dorit on her own.

I'm so tired of Dorit and PK. Get divorced, don't get divorced, go broke, keep pretending that you're not broke, I don't care anymore, I just want to stop hearing about it.

[WaltersHair]

Dorit has been on this show for 9 years? She has literally made no impact on me during that time. Now, I don't want to see her face.

Boz is an improvement over the non-anesthesiologist, but she's the anti-Chanel. Put something on and then add 3 things

[Straycat80]

Coming in late here. Everyone looks nice. At first glance it looks like Boz has a big zit on her head. Crystals…mmmmmok those are not going to work. 

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Dorit has been on this show for 9 years? She has literally made no impact on me during that time. Now, I don't want to see her face.

Boz is an improvement over the non-anesthesiologist, but she's the anti-Chanel. Put something on and then add 3 things

Boz must have taken fashion advice from Dorito.

[Surrealist]

I see Erika thinks Garcelle is boring.

Interesting in that's the way I feel that way about her.

[FlyingEgret]

Surely that wasn't Dorit answering Andy's question about how Boz felt when her house burned down. Shocking...

[Steph J]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are we still talking about Dorit?

Where is Tilly when you need her?

[Stats Queen]

Kyle, 

You really don’t show your life at all. You show general things but not what is actually, actually happening.

Also, that dress looks good standing up from a distance but up close, not a fan.

Also, Dorit is way too skinny

[Surrealist]

6 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Surely that wasn't Dorit answering Andy's question about how Boz felt when her house burned down. Shocking...

She's gotta make everything about her.

Just now, Stats Queen said:

Kyle, 

You really don’t show your life at all. You show general things but not what is actually, actually happening.

Exactly. She's trying to be slick about what she's actually shown over the years.

[Straycat80]

Dorito: I think PK is drinking again. 
Erika: is that my living room table? 
Typical Erika being a bitch that she’s not getting any attention at the end of the couch. 

[Surrealist]

Weird that Dorit is all up in arms about Garcelle's opinion of the break-in, even though PK has long since been over the whole thing. And he's her husband!

I'd be more concerned with his reaction.

Edited Wednesday at 12:54 AM by Surrealist

[Steph J]

Garcelle and Sutton are the mean girls? Really? Get bent, Kyle.

By the way, what's embarrassing about being a lesbian, Kyle? Seems to me it's more embarrassing to spend a decade having to look the other way while your husband publicly cheats on you all the time.

I can't imagine coming back next season. If the Kyle/Dorit/Erika team is going to be this unchecked at the reunion, I can only imagine how horrifically they'll behave next season now that the Garcelle/Sutton power block is broken up.

[WaltersHair]

"Roll the tape" always cracks me up. It's not the 80's.

[whydoievencare]

32 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Garcelle and Sutton are the mean girls? Really? Get bent, Kyle.

EXACTLY!!!  Kyle, Erika, Dorit were forever the mean girls.  Can you imagine if Rinna was still there?  And now Boz has joined their group.  (Boz certainly knew which side to align herself with.)

Edited Wednesday at 01:27 AM by whydoievencare

[nexxie]

Statement from PK:

https://www.realitytea.com/2025/04/01/read-pk-kemsley-statement-rhobh-reunion-dorit/

[Surrealist]

I found it interesting that Garcelle walks away, during the break, saying that she was expecting Sutton to be in the "hot seat" instead of her. Almost seemed annoyed by it, tbh.

We all know these Reunion shows run, at least, three episodes. I've no doubt Sutton's time in the "hot seat" will be soon enough. 

Edited Wednesday at 01:17 AM by Surrealist

[SweetieDarling]

Why does Kyle keep referring to Jennifer Tilly? How many Jennifers are on the show? She has to use her last name each time?

[Surrealist]

1 minute ago, SweetieDarling said:

Why does Kyle keep referring to Jennifer Tilly? How many Jennifers are on the show? She has to use her last name each time?

Jennifer Tilly is the New Harry Hamlin. 🤣

[Mr. Miner]

Here’s my weekly “I loathe Dorit!” post.

[SweetieDarling]

Who is Kyle to judge Dorit for calling PJ an alcoholic on tv? 

[funnygirl]

This was a premeditated gang up on Garcelle.

Deny and deflect are what the Fraud Force does best. 

[njbchlover]

51 minutes ago, Surrealist said:

I see Erika thinks Garcelle is boring.

Interesting in that's the way I feel that way about her.

I agree - what the fuck was so interesting about Erika this season?  A fake promo event for a stupid song that went nowhere?  A story about redecorating a rented pool house?  

Erika said Garcelle doesn't talk about the real things - like who she's sleeping with...of course, that's the only thing that interests Erika.  Who, by the way, didn't reveal anything about her love life this season, either.  

We saw waaaay more about Garcelle's life than we did about Erika's.

[Surrealist]

10 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

This was a premeditated gang up on Garcelle.

Deny and deflect are what the Fraud Force does best. 

And it seems as if Garcelle thought they should've been piling on Sutton instead. 😂

Which feels kind of like throwing your friend under the bus, despite the fact she's been getting shit on since she started on the show.

They'll get to Sutton in the next couple of episodes while twisting any criticism of themselves and lobbing that back in the direction from which it came. It's clear the FFF wants a show that's entirely about them, and one in which no one questions anything about them.

This shit happens in every Reunion.

Edited Wednesday at 01:35 AM by Surrealist

[65mickey]

16 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

This was a premeditated gang up on Garcelle.

Deny and deflect are what the Fraud Force does best. 

Yes it was. It harkens back to the gang up on LVP, and Denise Richards.

[njbchlover]

I thought that Dorit looked very unhealthy.  First, she is beyond emaciated - she's practically skeletal.  Second, having lost so much weight, she also has lost a lot of volume in her cheeks and face and it looks like she's cut back on the lip fillers (at least that looks good).  But, losing volume in her cheeks makes her look gaunt.  

I also think that Dorit was horrible with everything she said (or alluded to) about PK.  I have no interest in PK, as I think he is a con artist and a scammer with a gambling addiction, but Dorit's constant bashing of him is tiresome and just sounds bitter.  Even the comment about when he sees the kids "On Saturday and Saturday night..... (insert the infamous Dorit Dramatic Pause), IF he's in town."  That was low.  

PK's statement was classy and just enough.  He did not call Dorit names, he did not call her out on anything specific - he stated what needed to be stated in a gentlemanly way.

And, he's 1,000% right.  We've seen Dorit change since she first appeared on the show - she is now a caricature of herself, fake, phony and full of nastiness.  I could actually see and accept that Dorit may have been a fun, kind person while they were dating, when she had Jagger and when they married (in that order).  I could totally see how she went full-on Beverly Hills wanna-be socialite and let that and the fact that she has a certain level of celebrity totally go to her head.

 

[twilightzone]

11 hours ago, 65mickey said:

Yes it was. It harkens back to the gang up on LVP, and Denise Richards.

But look at the lives of the Fox Force 5 now.  Kyle, Dorit, Erika, Teddi have all messy breakups with their marriages.  Erika got hit with huge legal issues while Teddi has serious health problems.  Rinna claims she quit, but when she changed her mind, BRAVO told her no. 

Yet LVP, Denise, Camille have all moved on.  Sutton has options. Financially - unlike Dorit and Erika, she doesn't need the show.  And Garcelle could get on other shows.  She has before.  Unlike, Rinna she didn't ruin her reputation with HW.

Edited Wednesday at 01:33 PM by twilightzone

[Pi237]

Garcelle did need to let the Morgan thing go.  Not because she’s wrong, but because pushing Kyle was never going to work.  I can see why she tapped out of this show.  She can’t win with these women unless she kisses their asses and never questions them, and that’s not her style.  I give her mad credit for telling Dorit to her face that she thought the robbery was a scam & not backing down. A lot of people felt the same, including some of the women on stage but they’d Never admit it. 
 

Dorit was seething any time Garcelle or Sutton spoke. I wish the camera would’ve just ignored her.  You’re not mad at them, Dorit-you’re mad about your life!

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Steph J said:

Garcelle and Sutton are the mean girls? Really? Get bent, Kyle.

By the way, what's embarrassing about being a lesbian, Kyle? Seems to me it's more embarrassing to spend a decade having to look the other way while your husband publicly cheats on you all the time.

I can't imagine coming back next season. If the Kyle/Dorit/Erika team is going to be this unchecked at the reunion, I can only imagine how horrifically they'll behave next season now that the Garcelle/Sutton power block is broken up.

Seriously, that was a crock. Garcelle is the nicest person sitting there. There are endless clips of Kyle being a true mean girl.

I see why Garcelle decided to leave the show. 

There have always been cast members I genuinely like each season. It looks like next season might be what remains of Fox Force 5 and replacements for previous members. I've loved this show for so many years, and I'm going to be so disappointed if my only option is to hate watch or not watch at all. 

Just now, Surrealist said:

And it seems as if Garcelle thought they should've been piling on Sutton instead. 😂

Which feels kind of like throwing your friend under the bus, despite the fact she's been getting shit on since she started on the show.

They'll get to Sutton in the next couple of episodes while twisting any criticism of themselves and lobbing that back in the direction from which it came. It's clear the FFF wants a show that's entirely about them, and one in which no one questions anything about them.

This shit happens in every Reunion.

I don't think Garcelle wanted it to happen even if she thought it would. I think Garcelle's friendship with Sutton was real. 

I hope we don't see another pile-on though. 

[princelina]

1 hour ago, Surrealist said:

I found it interesting that Garcelle walks away, during the break, saying that she was expecting Sutton to be in the "hot seat" instead of her. Almost seemed annoyed by it, tbh.

So did Sutton - instead of being happy she was being "left alone" (more or less) she had to start in on "Everybody hates me!  I'm gonna cry!"  Save it for your turn, Sutton 😂

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

Erika said Garcelle doesn't talk about the real things - like who she's sleeping with...of course, that's the only thing that interests Erika.  Who, by the way, didn't reveal anything about her love life this season, either.  

I, for one, am interested in hearing more about her dominatrix career! 😃

[Surrealist]

I made the mistake of looking at the main HWs subreddit and they had a live discussion thread for this ep.

(This isn't the same sub as the nightmare RHOBH sub.)

I didn't disagree with every point, but I think I've figured something out about the fanbase. 

It has to do with the "these people are real friends" vs "none of these people are real friends" discussion.

If you're in the latter camp, you can't get all up in arms when one cast member doesn't come out full force to defend another. If you say that they're only coworkers with a show alliance, then real friendship rules don't apply to them. 

If you're in the former camp, I get the frustration. The only thing I can say is that these women are watching the seasons unfold in the same way we do, so they're seeing THs they weren't aware of while filming, and then by the time the Reunion rolls around, their perspective on situations and on others has (at least, somewhat) changed since they were filming.

I think this gets construed as someone being two-faced when, maybe, they didn't care for what someone said in the THs, so by the time the Reunion rolls around, they're like "Oh well. Not going to be getting involved anymore." 😂

Who knows though? I don't know any of these women in real life, and I'm guessing almost none of the other viewers do either, which makes the vitriolic comments about this show extra amusing.

3 hours ago, WaltersHair said:

"Roll the tape" always cracks me up. It's not the 80's.

It's right up there with Denise trying to get producer's attention, during actual filming, and breaking down that fourth wall (permanently). 😂

Edited Wednesday at 04:27 AM by Surrealist

[Surrealist]

1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

Yes it was. It harkens back to the gang up on LVP, and Denise Richards.

It definitely was.

And I'm certainly looking forward to two more episodes of Boz explaining to us how she can't be conned into joining in on their bullshit because she's the smartest person in the room who's done all the research on this show. 

Her whole whatever she has going on with Keely has me permanently side eyeing her. She's another successful woman who seems to draw sketchy men into her orbit.

I can see why she was drawn to Dorit.

They both have the same problem when it comes to men.

Edited Wednesday at 03:15 AM by Surrealist

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

Why does Kyle keep referring to Jennifer Tilly? How many Jennifers are on the show? She has to use her last name each time?

Rinna always referred to her husband as Harry Hamlin, which bugged me to no end. And she would laugh like Leonardo DiCaprio in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” as if it was the funniest thing in the world.

2 hours ago, Surrealist said:

Jennifer Tilly is the New Harry Hamlin. 🤣

Oops, sorry! I posted before I read your post!

[Surrealist]

2 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Rinna always referred to her husband as Harry Hamlin, which bugged me to no end. And she would laugh like Leonardo DiCaprio in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” as if it was the funniest thing in the world.

Oops, sorry! I posted before I read your post!

No worries! Great minds and all. 😄

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

Yes, it was. It harkens back to the gang-up on LVP and Denise Richards.

Any time the viewers like a housewife more than they like Kyle, Poorit and Erik-nt. 

[RealHousewife]

Just now, hoodooznoodooz said:

Rinna always referred to her husband as Harry Hamlin, which bugged me to no end. And she would laugh like Leonardo DiCaprio in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” as if it was the funniest thing in the world.

Oops, sorry! I posted before I read your post!

I thought Rinna referring to her husband as Harry Hamlin was kind of cute, like she respected him as somebody in Hollywood.

If Rinna annoyed you with her last name usage, I hope you are not a RHOC fan! Shannon Beador would give Madonna a last name. 

[Steph J]

2 hours ago, njbchlover said:

I agree - what the fuck was so interesting about Erika this season?  A fake promo event for a stupid song that went nowhere?  A story about redecorating a rented pool house?  

A story about hiring someone else to redecorate a rented pool house, apparently with the sort of cheap, generic furniture shows use for set decoration.

[Cosmocrush]

3 hours ago, Steph J said:

I can't imagine coming back next season. If the Kyle/Dorit/Erika team is going to be this unchecked at the reunion, I can only imagine how horrifically they'll behave next season now that the Garcelle/Sutton power block is broken up.

I've been watching and mostly enjoying this crap for 14+ years (started with RHOOC) and I've never seen Andy check ANY of them for anything on a reunion.  It's why I rarely watch his show anymore, unless there is a REAL celebrity on it. 

I'm not sure I'd call Garcelle and Sutton a power block. 

[ivygirl]

3 hours ago, Surrealist said:

I found it interesting that Garcelle walks away, during the break, saying that she was expecting Sutton to be in the "hot seat" instead of her. Almost seemed annoyed by it, tbh.

We all know these Reunion shows run, at least, three episodes. I've no doubt Sutton's time in the "hot seat" will be soon enough. 

And we all know that Erika’s hot seat will be, like, a reclining massage chair with a relaxing, warming lumbar pad and automated foot massagers…

[Surrealist]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

Statement from PK:

https://www.realitytea.com/2025/04/01/read-pk-kemsley-statement-rhobh-reunion-dorit/

This was a good statement on PK's part. 

I knew he wasn't going to be coming onto this Reunion show. Not after everything Dorit has been saying about him all season. 

Sutton was right when she said it seemed like Dorit was throwing him under the bus. I mean, that's an accurate observation to make. Whether Dorit is legit in her criticism of PK is another matter entirely. Since they're not yet divorced, she might be wise to keep quiet about him while things are being sorted out off screen.

[ivygirl]

46 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I thought Rinna referring to her husband as Harry Hamlin was kind of cute, like she respected him as somebody in Hollywood.

If Rinna annoyed you with her last name usage, I hope you are not a RHOC fan! Shannon Beador would give Madonna a last name. 

“Look at little Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie over there, thinkin’ she’s all that and a bag of Kettle Chips…”

[RealHousewife]

Just now, njbchlover said:

PK's statement was classy and just enough.  He did not call Dorit names, he did not call her out on anything specific - he stated what needed to be stated in a gentlemanly way.

Hehehe, I never thought I'd see classy or gentleman used in the same sentence as PK!

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't believe the hypocrisy of Kyle referring to Sutton and Garcelle as "mean girls."  She must be aware that viewers have considered her Faux Farce Five clique a gang of mean girls for years now.  I was just relieved that Sutton, Garcelle and (formerly) Crystal could band together so they wouldn't be such easy targets.  I guess Sutton will have Jennifer as an ally- I would never trust Kyle- she is no true friend.

[RealHousewife]

I don't remember the last time I was so disappointed watching a reunion. This cast minus a couple is truly driving me nuts. Imagine a show with Garcelle, Denise, and Vanderpump! What could have been. 

Edited Wednesday at 04:53 AM by RealHousewife

[Surrealist]

12 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I can't believe the hypocrisy of Kyle referring to Sutton and Garcelle as "mean girls."  She must be aware that viewers have considered her Faux Farce Five clique a gang of mean girls for years now.  I was just relieved that Sutton, Garcelle and (formerly) Crystal could band together so they wouldn't be such easy targets.  I guess Sutton will have Jennifer as an ally- I would never trust Kyle- she is no true friend.

Everything the FFF brings up is something they've read on IG or over on Reddit. There's no way they don't have their fingers on the fans' pulses regarding what happens on the show.

[dmeets]

How did lightning not strike the set when the Fox Force Fuckwits called Sutton and Garcelle mean girls. I just wish Garcelle had said given a retort to Erika to her face and not saved it for her dressing room: “oh more interesting like redecorating a rental while dodging an 80-year old fraudster and criminal lawsuits?”

Erika’s clearly sore about getting last seat on the couch.

Pretty sure there’s more than four people just on this message board who believe someone staged that robbery. Shut up, Doorit. And maybe start paying people that you hire to do work for you, you fucking grifter.

Someone on right couch better be fired after this season. Usually the show is decent about culling one person from each side at the same time (Teddi once Denise quit; Crystal and 8.5).

I think the FFF are emboldened to team up on Garcelle now that she’s not the only black woman in the cast. I think fear of looking racist kept them at bay up until now (I know there was 8.5 last year but FFF had their hands full painting Sutton as an alcoholic who lies about her esophagus). Not that that stopped Child of the World from calling a Chinese woman a child bride last year…

 

Edited Wednesday at 04:58 AM by dmeets

[Surrealist]

2 minutes ago, dmeets said:

I think the FFF are emboldened to team up on Garcelle now that she’s not the only black woman in the cast. I think fear of looking racist kept them at bay up until now. Not that that stopped Child of the World from calling a Chinese woman a child bride last year…

 

I think this is probably the biggest reason they saved their shit for now.

They think Boz siding with them gives them the edge.

[Cosmocrush]

Lol on the Jennifer Tilly thing; more than once when I read just Jennifer on this show thread, I'm like, "Who is Jennifer?"  Then, "Oh yeah, Jennifer Tilly!"   So I kind of appreciate it.