Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[Suzywriter]

Mary-Brenda was just on a university commmercial. I have never seen "Brenda" (my real name that nobody calls me) hyphenated or used as a middle name. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

There’s Spencer with his dirty dick 

Right? That man is a menace. That he sits there smirking while basically proudly admitting that his hygiene is lacking is astonishing to me. 

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

My grandmother was named Narci because Narcisisus wouldnt' fit on the birth certificate.

You know, Narcisisus is not a bad name!

[charmed1]

She’s trying to take a page from Marla’s book. Have Dr. Now hospitalize her so she’ll lose weight.

LaTanya is very charming and seems fairly nice. She uses that charm to get people to give her what she wants. She’s not a hosebeast like Penny or Lisa and she’s not a sad sack like that weirdo who voluntarily moved into the homeless shelter, so she thinks she’s going to sweet talk Dr. Now. He’s not falling for it.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

There’s Smug Spencer with his dirty dick 

"I've had 15 UTIs this month!"

[mmecorday]

At first I thought Dr. Now called her Lasagna. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Surgery is magic. Have surgery, eat anything, lose weight, right?

/s

Mike is Magic....

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

There’s Smug Spencer with his dirty dick 

Bastard 

[ams1001]

OMG, the giant face on her blanket.

[DropTheSoap]

Oh, hey, did you know there’s a new Magic Mike movie coming out?

[umgoblue]

Each time she says his name is Osama, I do a double take.

[String Theory]

From the looks of her bed she's in the Pediatric ward.

[ams1001]

Now she's complaining about the food?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? That man is a menace. That he sits there smirking while basically proudly admitting that his hygiene is lacking is astonishing to me. 

Plus I’ve always thought they look like brother and sister 

[Pepper Mostly]

And now she's bitching about the hospital food. I'm done with this chica.

[ams1001]

Just now, magemaud said:

Plus I’ve always thought they look like brother and sister 

I had a friend growing up who had a boyfriend in high school; they looked like they could be siblings. (Come to think of it, they were also blonde and blue-eyed like Spencer and his UTI-prone girlfriend...)

Edited February 9, 2023 by ams1001

[sainte-chapelle]

“ I don’t eat beans” bitch you eat everything!

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I have a friend whose middle name is Mayrene, after both of her grandmothers, May and Irene.

Going down the rabbit hole...I like Mayrene. 

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

OMG, the giant face on her blanket.

It's terrifying.

[mk828]

Dr. Now is tired of her shit

[mmecorday]

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Oh, hey, did you know there’s a new Magic Mike movie coming out?

I think it's the only movie coming out! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She needs to eat because you can’t take medication on an empty stomach.✔️

[Elizzikra]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

“ I don’t eat beans” bitch you eat everything!

Didn't she have a gigantic plate of green beans when she ate the plate of chicken and the plate of corn?

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Right? That man is a menace. That he sits there smirking while basically proudly admitting that his hygiene is lacking is astonishing to me. 

Wait - who is this?

[Suzywriter]

Dr. Now needs to put a Crystal Rock dispenser bottle in her room and walk.  

[babyhouseman]

This food is no good. I need food for royalty. Burger King.

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Going down the rabbit hole...I like Mayrene. 

Me, too. 

[mk828]

You have 400 lbs of food stored in your body.. A new classic Dr. Now quote 

[DropTheSoap]

Waiter, this food is horrible — and the portions are too small!

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow she is super ungrateful.  She came so far from  what?!?! She has made zero effort

[umgoblue]

Dr. Now: Bitch, this not a hotel.  You each dog food/shit EVERYDAY. Don't give me this shit.

[Pepper Mostly]

See, she HAS to eat something in order to metabolize her medications. She's cold! The bed is uncomfortable! Dr. Now is a big old mean meanie who is mean. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

At first I thought Dr. Now called her Lasagna. 

It's not just me!

[String Theory]

It's dog food??

Her bitchy attitude needs to.be discharged along with her sorry ass...

Know when to say when Dr. Now!

[MsVixen]

No surgery and no weight loss this episode.

Could have watch an ear wax removal video....

[charmed1]

“I don’t eat that.” You’re not in a restaurant and you’re 9 thousand pounds. If you don’t like it, don’t eat it. As my mom used to say, “I guess you’re not hungry then.” 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And now she's bitching about the hospital food. I'm done with this chica.

She's like the embodiment of passive-aggressive. She does absolutely nothing.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Didn't she have a gigantic plate of green beans when she ate the plate of chicken and the plate of corn?

Wait - who is this?

Spencer, the partner of the UTI girl in the commercial. 

[Tuneful]

6 minutes ago, Ladybugnine said:

There's an ambulance chaser lawyer where I live named Amanda Demanda.

Moe the bartender ("Simpsons") answering the phone and then calling out to the bar, "I need Amanda Huggenkis. Give me Amanda Huggenkis!"

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

“ I don’t eat beans” bitch you eat everything!

I love beans, particularly legumes.  It's a texture thing.

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Didn't she have a gigantic plate of green beans when she ate the plate of chicken and the plate of corn?

Wait - who is this?

Dirty Dick Dude (Spencer) on some commercials where his partner says she had 9 UTIs in a year or something. So they created some snake oil rather than having him wash his dick. 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

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Wait - who is this?

The guy on the Uqora commercial whose girlfriend got so many UTIs they founded a company with some kind of shady supplement that’s supposed to prevent them 

Edited February 9, 2023 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

When she was bitching about the food my cat started licking her ass….you and me both cat

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

The guy on the Uqora commercial whose girlfriend got so many UTIs they founded a company with some kind of shady supplement that’s supposed to prevent them 

That can be a symptom of bladder cancer….see a doctor FFS

[Elizzikra]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

When she was bitching about the food my cat started licking her ass….you and me both cat

Maybe you should introduce her to Spencer, the Uqora guy with the unwashed penis...

[Eldemarge]

I'm amazed the UTI girl trotted out the culprit to stand right next to her while she is suggesting we buy her product!  Girl, we SEE HIM!

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Spencer, the partner of the UTI girl in the commercial. 

Is that really his name or is it our name for him because he looks like a Spencer?

Edited February 9, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[nokat]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She needs to eat because you can’t take medication on an empty stomach.✔️

Thinking of her taking a pill after eating massive amounts made me think of Python's Mr. Creosote. One tiny little pill, and dive behind the couch as she explodes.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Spencer, the partner of the UTI girl in the commercial. 

😂Oh right! @Eldemarge hipped us to Spencer’s dirty dealings during Darcey-Stacey watch night. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She needs to eat because you can’t take medication on an empty stomach.✔️

My father taught me that you can take any medication with just 3 saltines. 

Dr. Now needs to issue 3 crackers and a case of water with each med dose. 

[String Theory]

That reminds me I need to put my Weather Tech floor mats in my car.....

[Snarkastikate]

I'm thinking BF is a bit fed up with Latonya .