Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[umgoblue]

I have heard her story 1.5 times now and still haven't figured out why she is 600 pounds because of it.

[String Theory]

At Dr. Paradise.....she's sounding more like a porn star getting out of her chair!

Dr. Paradise is happy on so many levels that Duane is there.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Kid said:

Teeny tiny Dr. Paradise.

Pocket Doc Paradise. 

[Chicklet]

But journaling doesn't taste as good as  cake Doctor.

[nokat]

8 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

She's not a robot. Of course not. R2D2 is not fat.

He is a bit rolly polly. I'll see myself out.

[MsVixen]

Friend named June who married a man whose last name was "Bugg",,,,

[umgoblue]

Dr. Paradise kidnapped Lola and is stealing her techniques!

[magemaud]

Those pants look like a test pattern on an old TV 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, nokat said:

Wascally wabbit.

Said with  a SQUEAL 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

I worked with a Rainy Rust at one place and a Sunny Bliss at another. 

When I worked at the Kennedy School we once had Jenny Craig and Sara Lee in the same class!

[umgoblue]

You know this episode is boring when I am looking forward to the naming sequences than paying attention to the show.

ETA: That is a tiny house for her big frame.

Edited February 9, 2023 by umgoblue

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My ex-husband’s niece changed her name to Samantha, but it was typed as Samatha so she answers to both now.

I kind of like Samatha...

I saw an ad today that said "Iretha lost 27 lbs in one month!"

Iretha was a pale blonde from Mississippi, and I had to wonder what happened? Misspelling? Creative parents? Scrabble? 

[mmecorday]

She's got egg reside on the side of her face. 

[babyhouseman]

Lola would have her writing a letter to her dead mother.

[Snarkastikate]

Just now, umgoblue said:

I have heard her story 1.5 times now and still haven't figured out why she is 600 pounds because of it.

Apparently she's never been sexually abused, so that's all she's got.   Her screeching when moving reminds me of the late Lisa Fleming 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

At Dr. Paradise.....she's sounding more like a porn star getting out of her chair!

Dr. Paradise is happy on so many levels that Duane is there.

We might find a flattened Dr. Paradise one day

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When I worked at the Kennedy School we once had Jenny Craig and Sara Lee in the same class!

Arlo Guthrie named his daughter Sara Lee because nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Really.

[charmed1]

I know it’s a low bar, but she’s got a nice wardrobe and a clean house. I know that’s mostly thanks to Ms. Virgie though.

[Suzywriter]

Ms. V has some serious RBF.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dear Diary,

I’m supposed to express my feelings so this is how I feel:

I’m hungry so I feel like I’m going to go into the kitchen and eat an entire cake.

[Chicklet]

Ah the neck exercises. And turning your wrist and elbow. How do I survive not doing those?

[Eldemarge]

My parents didn't hug me and all that did is make me weird about hugs for a long time.  

And eat 4000 calories a day, just kidding!

[umgoblue]

See the neck exercises she is doing.  At this rate she would have lost 200 pounds by her next visit.  Her trainer was right.

[mk828]

T-rex arms! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

There was an adorable young bride on Say Yes to the Dress, named Duvet.   Her mother named her that because she knew she would be a comfort to her parents (yes, like comforter). 

When I was a kid, the news always did at least one story a year on two fighter pilots, Gene Autry, and Roy Rogers.    

 

 

Edited February 9, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Elizzikra]

I love Miss Virgie. I admit it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllshe feels those wrist stretches in her soul you guys

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Friend named June who married a man whose last name was "Bugg",,,,

Remember that "True Life" episode "I Have Embarrassing Parents" with the kids whose parents were clowns? They were named Holly Graham, Candy Graham, and Millie Graham. 

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

I have heard her story 1.5 times now and still haven't figured out why she is 600 pounds because of it.

I knew a May Violet, and a Pepsi. Like, really knew them in real life. 

[ams1001]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Scrabble?

A friend has a friend who was supposedly named that way...

Oh, boy, 25th Anniversary of Titanic! That explains that special magazine issue I saw at the bookstore this morning.

(It took me several tries to post this because of too much traffic, apparently.)

[sainte-chapelle]

My mom drank hot toddy’s…the monster…now I am 1000 lbs

[Chicklet]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Remember that "True Life" episode "I Have Embarrassing Parents" with the kids whose parents were clowns? They were named Holly Graham, Candy Graham, and Millie Graham. 

Heh I dated a clown. But I was never on a tv show.

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Ms. V has some serious RBF.

Substitute mom is disapproving’ of her cheating on the diet. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Arlo Guthrie named his daughter Sara Lee because nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Really.

Oh Arlo. He's nutty as an Almond Joy but I love him truly. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

We might find a flattened Dr. Paradise one day

Paradise Pancaked by Pounder!

[Ladybugnine]

I have a good friend named Marijuana, no lie.

[Suzywriter]

On the last Hoarders, the sons were Hunter and Fisher. I wondered what the third son would have been named? Tucker? Driver? Shooter? Roaster? Builder? Help, I can't stop!

[ams1001]

Her driving in the rain is extra frightening.

[MsVixen]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I kind of like Samatha...

I saw an ad today that said "Iretha lost 27 lbs in one month!"

Iretha was a pale blonde from Mississippi, and I had to wonder what happened? Misspelling? Creative parents? Scrabble? 

That's not uncommon for Mississippi.  I bet "Iretha" is an OLD family name.  
Unless they were trying for "Aretha"......

[String Theory]

Blood Clot for real????

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Ow, my leg” in 3.....2....1

[Chicklet]

I think her pain is caused by accidently gaining another 4 pounds.

[umgoblue]

And she had to continue driving herself???

He must not have a driver's license.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Arlo. He's nutty as an Almond Joy but I love him truly. 

I loooove Arlo! I saw him in his last Alice's Restaurant tour in CT. 

[charmed1]

It’s Muntt 5 and I think she’s actually gained weight. 

[OoogleEyes]

He said Latonya and I heard Lasagna WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME I AM TOTALLY SOBER 

[babyhouseman]

She looks like she's doing the backstroke getting up there. 

[Suzywriter]

What is on her head? She looks like a turnip.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

On the last Hoarders, the sons were Hunter and Fisher. I wondered what the third son would have been named? Tucker? Driver? Shooter? Roaster? Builder? Help, I can't stop!

My guess would be Gatherer 

[mmecorday]

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Oh, boy, 25th Anniversary of Titanic! That explains that special magazine issue I saw at the bookstore this morning.

When Rose asks Jack to draw her like one of his French girls, I always expect him to say, "OK. Which leg would you like me to take off?"