Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

They really do look like mother and son in the car. He’s half her size. 

He’s in his booster seat so he can see out the front.

[kacesq]

He’s drama free…not like he got chased by the female CO he was talking to during his incarceration.

 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

he just got dumped out at a KFC lol said get a uber bye 

[WaltersHair]

Why did the producers interfere? Did they really think Monique ran that tube dress over?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

You just know that Michael's mom is going to ask if he is sure he is the father. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You just know that Michael's mom is going to ask if he is sure he is the father. 

Oh hell yeah. Its and oldie but a goodie. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You just know that Michael's mom is going to ask if he is sure he is the father. 

Maury on Line 2.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh hell yeah. Its and oldie but a goodie. 

This show is nothing if not consistent.

[goofygirl]

Did we find out whether Crybaby was pregnant or did I miss it?  I MIGHT have gone in the kitchen for a cookie or something...

I didn't miss it!!  YES! Negative!!!  It's PERIMENOPAUSE!!!!

Edited February 18, 2023 by goofygirl

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maury on Line 2.

Michael may hear, note "may":

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derek seemed hurt that the rest of the family didn't show up at the cookout.  But, he is now mad at Monique for the drama they started.  I'm not a Monique fan, but I'm on her side here.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is it a Matt Sharp show if we don't have to look at someone's peed-on pregnancy test? 

[kacesq]

Oh. He might be forced to steal to provide. Excellent plan, dude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My oldest friend is abroad with her husband and somehow developed Burning Mouth Syndrome (which I never heard of). I told her that that’s a good name for a garage band.

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean did the thought of wearing a condom not cross his mind? 

[Ladystardust]

Three jobs? Does he have one job?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

My oldest friend is abroad with her husband and somehow developed Burning Mouth Syndrome (which I never heard of). I told her that that’s a good name for a garage band.

I have it. Its not pleasant. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Travis, let her pull up her underwear and wash her hands before you ask for results. 

Now maybe they could try this crazy thing called birth control.  It's 99% effective when used properly. 

[Keywestclubkid]

we are grown ass adults that have no jobs who live in your moms basement lets go party 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I have it. Its not pleasant. 

How are you handling it? Shes beside herself.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Praise the Lord!  One of these knuckleheads is not pregnant.  

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I have it. Its not pleasant. 

Is Burning Mouth Syndrome the one where they have a big party out in the desert?

[Empress1]

Do they … not plan on leaving his mom’s basement?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Lordy, here we go, dumbass Ashley is talking about a beautiful wedding and buying a house--WITH WHAT? Fairy dust?

Ashley: I hope the worst is behind us

Narrator: The worst is not behind you, Ashley.

[Keywestclubkid]

that god damn floaty 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why do they have to rush telling everyone about the blessed event?

[kacesq]

Michael you’re a grown ass man. You think you’re a huge catch who will soon be a rap star. And you’re scared to call Mommy. 

[JenE4]

Ashley, brush your hair. It’s a matted mess! Watch your step on the bath mat on your way out!

How are you going to buy a house when you can’t even buy candles? Thank god we got one negative pregnancy test.

Ooh! “The love is strained now that the money’s not there”!!!! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The pool floaty is like a character on this show.  

[Ladystardust]

A good start to getting out of Mom's basement would be to buy a bottle of booze at Costco instead of going to bars and getting sloshed. Imagine their bar bills!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why do they have to rush telling everyone about the blessed event?

just like a bandaid rip it off quick 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why do they have to rush telling everyone about the blessed event?

Because they’re really proud of the decisions they made and now will shush anyone who will question their decisions.

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Ashley, brush your hair. It’s a matted mess!

She makes me want to bark orders at her like a mean mom. “Brush your hair! Stop crying! GET A JOB.”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why do they have to rush telling everyone about the blessed event?

There is nothing wrong with waiting until the end of the first trimester to tell people.  Miscarriages are fairly common. 

[kacesq]

I can’t get over how smug these two are.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The pool floaty is like a character on this show.  

The best side character since...

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

The best side character since...

Nicolle, Jr.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My oldest friend is abroad with her husband and somehow developed Burning Mouth Syndrome (which I never heard of). I told her that that’s a good name for a garage band.

That name may discourage groupies.

[kacesq]

Bingo!!!!L

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The pool floaty is like a character on this show.  

Imagine the tweets it could post.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The paternity test makes an appearance. Bingo. I have bingo.

[JenE4]

Just now, Empress1 said:

She makes me want to bark orders at her like a mean mom. “Brush your hair! Stop crying! GET A JOB.”

Glad it’s not just me. She’s like a mopey tween with poor hygiene and emotional regulation. 

[goofygirl]

BINGO!  I got a bingo too!  Wait, are there extra points for when boob sling cusses out Michael's mom in 4..3..2..1...

[Keywestclubkid]

mama really thought. that being disrespectful in another language wasn't being disrespectful cause she couldn't understand it? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The best side character since...

Squee Bastard?  (Best name ever).

Daonte's much too attractive, extremely reasonable, kitten t-shirt wearing best friend? 

[Keywestclubkid]

how soon we all forgot the OG Nicole Jr 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How are you handling it? Shes beside herself.

Oof, its awful. Its getting better now (a year later!). I talked to my dentist, (after consulting Dr. Google), he was no help, alas. I take Alpha Lipoic Acid, which helps some. I started using baking soda toothpaste, since strong mint seems to aggravate it. I found some kind of mouth spray that helps a bit too. (I can look up the name and DM it to you if you want to pass it on). Lots of trial and error. Chamomile tea helps some. Honey helps some. I found some honey drops on Amazon that I carry around. And according to Dr. Google, the symptoms resolve themselves over time but could take months! Another stupid thing that's supposedly common in post menopausal women. As if there wasn't ENOUGH to deal with! 

Seriously, I wish her luck. Its so annoying and uncomfortable. 

[candall]

I can see where she's coming from with her paternity test suggestion--but maybe put that shit in a TEXT?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

BINGO!  I got a bingo too!  Wait, are there extra points for when boob sling cusses out Michael's mom in 4..3..2..1...

It's like the lotto second chance drawing.

[kacesq]

Do all the kids really need to hear this?