Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Cameron is not drunk.  He passed drunk two bottles ago.  We need a new word for his state of inebriation.  

Ossified 

[goofygirl]

Old Cam is a funny guy, isn't he?  Aris is complaining that HE is supposed to be taking care of HER (what in the hell is wrong with her, btw?) and she tells him to get out  and he says "DIVORCE ME"

Hilarious!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey, all Michael needs is that one mega hit and he and his entire extended family will be set for LIFE. Just ask him. 

I've listened to some of his music.  While he is the best rapper I've listened to on this show, that bar is very low.  Subterranean. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Is anyone going to watch Grown & Gospel?

Nope.

[Pepper Mostly]

She expected him to bring her medicine? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's at a HOTEL. Call the front desk and ask someone to fetch you some. But noooooo. She wants to lie around all day, throwing up and feeling like shit. So she can berate Cam when he finally reels in. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Rhode Island.

I went to college in RI. I’m waiting for them to refer to a “cabinet.” And I fondly remember Awful Awfuls at the Newport Creamery.

[candall]

Wasn't it Gabby who was fantasizing, in the last "season," about getting pregnant immediately?

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Do the rest of you have Toby Keith drawling to his target demographic about Buckling Up on behalf of the National Sheriff's Association?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"What? Now?"

(Sigh) "No, tomorrow morning!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She expected him to bring her medicine? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's at a HOTEL. Call the front desk and ask someone to fetch you some. But noooooo. She wants to lie around all day, throwing up and feeling like shit. So she can berate Cam when he finally reels in. 

I didn't know hotels offered that service.  Good to know!

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Is anyone going to watch Grown & Gospel?

No.

[kacesq]

Is Aris still hungover or is she sick sick? Cause this hangover seems endless.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

There hasn't been enough time for Aris to be pregnant, right? There are already enough kids on this series to feel bad for.

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I went to college in RI. I’m waiting for them to refer to a “cabinet.” And I fondly remember Awful Awfuls at the Newport Creamery.

The Newport Creamery actually in Newport closed. I was bereft. 

[candall]

Repent at leisure, Aris, sweet girl.  It's a thing.

[kacesq]

Why does he have to leave?

[Gobi]

Who will vomit first?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris, you made a excellent choice. And you exposed your daughter to it. Good going.

[Keywestclubkid]

he JUST got out of jail like 2 days ago .... you expected him to step up has a husband? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"What did I do?"  Hmm, the escalator was a challenge.  Your knuckles are bruised and you don't know why.  You told your relatives that your wife did not want to be there.  Sounds good to me.

I can guarantee Cam was never a frat boy, unless they had a frat in cell Afghanistan. 

[candall]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I went to college in RI. I’m waiting for them to refer to a “cabinet.” And I fondly remember Awful Awfuls at the Newport Creamery.

What's a Rhode Island cabinet?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I didn't know hotels offered that service.  Good to know!

Hell yeah, just call the front desk. The concierge could probably just get cold medicine and bottled water at the gift shop. 

Acting like a "frat boy". That is rich. Like Cameron was ever within a mile of a frat. 

Gotta applaud her dedication to her lashes, though. She's been sick nigh unto death all day but those lashes are firmly affixed. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wish I looked as good as Aris does when I'm sick.

[goofygirl]

He hurt his hand when he was pounding on that table before he stood up on it.  That's my guess.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

When I'm sick, I always do my hair and makeup and put on my best pushup bra.  Priorities! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, candall said:

What's a Rhode Island cabinet?

It’s a frappe. Or a milkshake, depending upon where you live.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Some of the ex cons are surprising me by being rather loyal to their partners this season... I'm thinking of Derek and Travis.  I thought they were just using their girlfriends for the JPay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

When I'm sick, I always do my hair and makeup and put on my best pushup bra.  Priorities! 

Gotta look good for the EMT's. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does this baby make Justine a 4x4?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Gotta look good for the EMT's. 

If you stay ready don’t gotta get ready 

[Empress1]

DRAG HER MOM.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Every jackass you've been pregnant with....." I'm just agog here. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hell yeah, just call the front desk. The concierge could probably just get cold medicine and bottled water at the gift shop. 

Acting like a "frat boy". That is rich. Like Cameron was ever within a mile of a frat. 

Gotta applaud her dedication to her lashes, though. She's been sick nigh unto death all day but those lashes are firmly affixed. 

I was in a hotel in Montreal.  I had the flu.  Ends up a lot of people did.  The hotel did a special program where they delivered medicine, soup, beverages, etc.  They also had a doctor do room calls.  

[kacesq]

These two are so pleased with themselves. And I suspect mom is right …that she’ll be picking up the pieces yet again.

[JenE4]

“Every jackass you’ve gotten pregnant with I’ve had to pick up the pieces!”

[Empress1]

Why would she quit her job when she’s pregnant and needs health insurance?

[Gobi]

"I'm disappointed she didn't give head."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Crab cakes? Should have ordered shrimp Alfredo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Why would she quit her job when she’s pregnant and needs health insurance?

He's going to be recording and touring and he needs Justine to be home counting the millions that will be rolling in. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Crab cakes? Should have ordered shrimp Alfredo.

Maybe Michael will order it. 

[Empress1]

The pregnancy is one thing, but THEY HAVE NO INCOME.

[kacesq]

Michael is used to charming people…”I wanted her to be around more.” Yes that pays the bills, dipshit.

 

[candall]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I was in a hotel in Montreal.  I had the flu.  Ends up a lot of people did.  The hotel did a special program where they delivered medicine, soup, beverages, etc.  They also had a doctor do room calls.  

If you hit the lobby between 5 and 6, Pear Tree will give you some wine in a little plastic cup.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Crab cakes? Should have ordered shrimp Alfredo.

Shrimp Alfredo just isn't the same when it's not served at a strip club.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She should have taken her meal to go.

[Empress1]

Justine knows this is fucked. She can’t even look up.

[Eldemarge]

"I want her home, being a Mother."  

Translation:  "I don't want to babysit her children."

[kacesq]

Ashley is a sloppy drunk. Of course she is.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They'll leave it in god's hands. 

God:  Don't look at me.  You got yourself into this mess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley loves to tie one on, doesn’t she? 

[JenE4]

He was “Mr Mom” one day trying to talk to his sneaker associate while the kids were making a racket, and now he needs Justine to quit her job to take care of the kids full time. Leave it in god’s hands?!? God isn’t going to pay the mortgage and electric bill!

[goofygirl]

Crashley is such a fucking asshole!!!