Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is drinking part of their 12 Step program?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

And seriously where is she?

She's tied up in the basement. Nothing will tell me otherwise. 

Wow, this server is so professional! "You guys want another bottle?". Yikes. 

[Keywestclubkid]

did he just take the phone from her hand? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How about shutting the phone off? Why doesn’t anyone ever do that?

[Keywestclubkid]

this is her only male friend that has survived let her have it Nathon LOL 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another addict ex-con with a very short fuse. And they're already one bottle in.

[Empress1]

Okay, answering the phone on a date like that is really rude. I’d be pissed. It’s not even about who’s calling; she was rude to be on the phone at all, and was she going to just carry on a conversation at the table with Nathan sitting right there?

Edited January 21, 2023 by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

She lives out back now.

She lives in a lovely addition that Chance built for her. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How about shutting the phone off? Why doesn’t anyone ever do that?

Or just leave it in your bag and don’t look at it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She lives in a lovely addition that Chance built for her. 

No extra charge for the moldy walls.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How about shutting the phone off? Why doesn’t anyone ever do that?

Oh Auntie. You, a seasoned pro, should know that this, on a reality show, is UN-POSSIBLE.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

She lives out back now.

On a farm, upstate. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Wine cause she is a CLASSY lady 

Good sir, may we have a bottle of your cheapest swill? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

On a farm, upstate. 

Where she can run and play with all the other grandmas.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Good sir, may we have a bottle of your cheapest swill? 

That was looking a little Franzia-ish to me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

On a farm, upstate. 

Wonder if she’s met the dog my family got rid of had when I was a kid. 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

I know, right?  Isn't their dinner the REASON why there's voicemail?  So they can gaze into each other's eyes and drool??  

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where she can run and play with all the other grandmas.

Just over the rainbow bridge.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Good sir, may we have a bottle of your cheapest swill? 

I think it was a screw top 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I know, right?  Isn't their dinner the REASON why there's voicemail?  So they can gaze into each other's eyes and drool??  

Nah, they'd rather get drunk and fight. 

[LEILANI2]

Justine thinks highly of herself. 

[Gobi]

My live fades, my vision dims, all that is left are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the road warrior, the woman we called Monique. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael loves to be reminded of serving his hard time by dressing in bright orange.

[Keywestclubkid]

are they only matching for this show or for like every day of their life? 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

On a farm, upstate. 

In a van, by the river!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Justine seems to be larger in the Life After Lockup commercial. I assume those two fools are already working on baby number...on hell...what number are they on?

[goofygirl]

Boob sling, that matchey-matchey thing is STOOPID and y'all look RIDICULOUS!!!

STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

In a van, by the river!

Colonel Mustard, in the billiard room, with a candlestick!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Justine thinks highly of herself. 

At least Michael is attractive and has some skill as a rapper.  Derek and Chris on the other hand . . .  they have, um, wait, I'm thinking . . . I'm sure I can find something good to say . . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

We had our first plowable (private road and driveway) snow today, about five. Inches.I forgot how much snow sucks. Yet here I am.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I think it was a screw top 

It was their finest Guatemalan vintage. 

[OoogleEyes]

How Pop Tarts were marketed as a breakfast food, I will never know

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Michael loves to be reminded of serving his hard time by dressing in bright orange.

He was married in a maroon jumpsuit and his finest shower shoes.  Justine told us how hot he looked. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Juju trade the Land Rover in for the Bat mobile?

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I know, right?  Isn't their dinner the REASON why there's voicemail?  So they can gaze into each other's eyes and drool??  

If you have kids and want to see if the sitter is calling, sure - check the phone, if it’s the sitter, get up and walk away from the table to take the call. If not, silence the phone (and my phone is on vibrate anyway) and go back to your meal. They don’t have kids; there’s no excuse.

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Justine seems to be larger in the Life After Lockup commercial. I assume those two fools are already working on baby number...on hell...what number are they on?

I think they have 7 kids between them. I think she has 3 and he has 4. Hers by two men, his by … two? Women.

[Keywestclubkid]

Parole "agent" LOL 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder if she’s met the dog my family had when I was a kid. 

No worries, that dog lives here with me now.

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Hey, boulder holder has a new attitude that says "Sassy!"

[Empress1]

20 years on parole?! JESUS.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

We had our first plowable (private road and driveway) snow today, about five. Inches.I forgot how much snow sucks. Yet here I am.

Wow, really? We barely got an inch here. Just cold, raw, and what the weather casters like to call "mixed precipitation"--snow, rain, freezing rain, sleet.....nasty all around but at least no accumulation to speak of. (Thanking all the gods in the pantheon for this).

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Empress1 said:

20 years on parole?! JESUS.

That's tough 

[JenE4]

20 years parole?!? OMG! How is that even possible? What did this guy do?! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Parole "agent" LOL 

"Hold on, its my agent" sounds a lot better than "hold on, its my parole officer". 

[Keywestclubkid]

This is the consequences for your ACTON dude what did you expect?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

This is the consequences for your ACTON dude what did you expect?? 

This x 1000. It;s not like you are an innocent bystander, Mike. This is because of what YOU did.

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

20 years parole?!? OMG! How is that even possible? What did this guy do?! 

I think he sold drugs? I’m pretty sure it was nonviolent.

[Keywestclubkid]

you gotta follow the rules for 20 years dude TWENTY .. LOL 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, really? We barely got an inch here. Just cold, raw, and what the weather casters like to call "mixed precipitation"--snow, rain, freezing rain, sleet.....nasty all around but at least no accumulation to speak of. (Thanking all the gods in the pantheon for this).

That shittyness is here now. At least I'm in my jammies with bourbon and my Bunkies 

[JenE4]

Gabby’s got the unabridged version of Live, Laugh, Love on her wall.

[candall]

Did Gabby and Chris have a sleepover and do each other's hair?

[Floatingbison]

30 Days in the Hole, followed by 

20 Years on Parole