Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

God, I feel so grubby just watching this. Good thing houseguest got HBO, so I can  rewatch "The Great Pottery Throwdown" again, in its entirety. I'll need a dollop of wholesome after this sleaze.

[Keywestclubkid]

you had all that in prison but you need HER to go to the ATM? 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A Cartier watch. Who knew that yo could buy a Cartier watch on the street corner!

I got a Carlier watch on the street. It's the same, right?

Edited January 7, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A Cartier watch. Who knew that yo could buy a Cartier watch on the street corner!

Yeah, that's a Cartier watch. And I'm (all together now) the Queen of Romania. 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm about to eat some peanut butter Chex for dinner and I make good money.

Is that brand name Chex? Cereal is pretty pricy these days. 

[goofygirl]

Hilarious!! When all else fails, go out to dinner with somebody else paying. PERFECT!

After that.. it's all downhill?

BTW, I got a fake Rolex in Jakarta and to set the time, you had to turn the thing backwards!  It was so funny! 

What time is it?  Shit, who knows?  I loved that thing.  You should have seen the guy at the watch repair place when it stopped ticking.

Edited January 7, 2023 by goofygirl

[lamujerdecente]

Mike’s mom annoyed me. Real conservative except when it comes to the male spawn. I see her. I know my Latino mamas and their judgy tudes to the women. That said just smug is a twit. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I got a Carlier watch on the street.

From a guy you met at a bar, right? Only $50? He needed to sell it quickly because he was moving to Canada. 

[Gobi]

Skylar looks better in her mugshot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Skylar says "Are you happy?". Her tone says "How many times have I told you to pick up your socks?"

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I thought Christopher was homely but Cameron? Hoo boy. That's a tattooed face only a mother could love. 

Speaking as a mother...it's a struggle 

[LEILANI2]

He doesn't seem happy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you had “Tells some random person that she just got out of jail” on your Bingo card, you WON!!!

[Eldemarge]

After he posts 15 pics of him pointing at his stupid Cartier watch, is Monique supposed to buy him a different 30k watch?  For variety?  How does does this work? I am not a cool Insta-baddy so I would not know...

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck me, the barista wants to know what prison coffee is like? I am DEAD.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nathan is already starting to realize

[Empress1]

This vibe is … sad.

[kacesq]

These two are doomed. If he’s that stressed over spilled coffee…

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

God, I feel so grubby just watching this. Good thing houseguest got HBO, so I can  rewatch "The Great Pottery Throwdown" again, in its entirety. I'll need a dollop of wholesome after this sleaze.

did you ever get rid of "the houseguest that wouldn't leave"?

[Keywestclubkid]

oh GOD crazy eyes 

[LEILANI2]

She's not as cute as her photo, I think he's disappointed even though they were together before she went in.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nathan had an easier time getting sober than spending a hot minute with Skylar.

[Keywestclubkid]

he seems psychotic .... 

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

God, I feel so grubby just watching this. Good thing houseguest got HBO, so I can  rewatch "The Great Pottery Throwdown" again, in its entirety. I'll need a dollop of wholesome after this sleaze.

I really like LAL+Bill Maher as a Friday night twofer.  Like topping off my meth with a little dash of fentanyl, for taste.

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Hey!  Stupid hat guy's girl is out!  And she just told him he didn't know how to drink a beverage.

Sounds about right.  Forsooth, fair maid.

[Gobi]

Is Nathan having a stroke?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If you had “Tells some random person that she just got out of jail” on your Bingo card, you WON!!!

I have had more people tell me they've just gotten out of jail than I ever imagined. Once I was at the bus stop in the middle of the day and some guy starts telling me that he just got out of jail and had smoked "so much crack!" the night before. I was pleading with all the gods in the pantheon for the bus to come quickly. I do not have a kind face or an approachable demeanor. I have no idea why this happens. 

[kacesq]

Chris’ mom really dressed up…

[Keywestclubkid]

Maybe this is just him ... I hope not tho.....

 

me to girl me to 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he seems psychotic .... 

Yeah, I was getting some uncomfy vibes.

[kacesq]

Dude already has his burner phone set up…

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

did you ever get rid of "the houseguest that wouldn't leave"?

Never mind the houseguest--what about shy kitty?!

[WaltersHair]

I think he was just shutting down. Too much too soon.

[OoogleEyes]

BITCOIN

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chris is going to invest the 10 cents he has left in bitcoin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby spills the secret in three weeks. Sharp needed a hook.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

did you ever get rid of "the houseguest that wouldn't leave"?

I have a houseguest but not a "houseguest who wouldn't leave". Oh wait, you mean the mother of the guy who used to rent a room from us? She stayed for five endless days. Latest on her lad is that he fell off the wagon a couple more times but has been spotted around town and on Instagram and seems sober now so fingers crossed. Current houseguest is my son's friend from culinary school and now my friend too. I adore her and hope she NEVER leaves. She will eventually of course but its been a blast having her. 

[Floatingbison]

 She was expecting a limo for the momentous release from the haff way house?

[kacesq]

Ok so Gabby is a wench for spending $60k where’s the other $90k? Who pissed that away on your behalf?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

BITCOIN

He might as well spend it getting his vagina tightened.

[Keywestclubkid]

what did he do with the other what 90k he had? 

[OoogleEyes]

THEY GOT WATER THAT COSTS SIX DOLLARS 

[Ladystardust]

Chris's brother looks like a little kindergarten girl from the back with that bright, patchy jean jacket and beads in his hair. 

[Keywestclubkid]

let him be a man let him cheat and do what he want to do let him be free .... these moms on this show are amazing 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby looks like she had the “soup to nuts” plastic surgery package.

[lamujerdecente]

Ugh. I don’t like skylar and her mom. I don’t like braggers. Bish. Multi million dollar sub division in zainsville is quite the difference than New York City and other big cities. Them kohl’s clothes ain’t the flex u think it is. I feel for Nathan and how they made him feel. Ugh. I hate feeling bad for these fools on this show. I watch for the twits. 

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, that's a Cartier watch. And I'm (all together now) the Queen of Romania. 

Or are you the heir to the Ritz Cracker fortune 🤔

[candall]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ok so Gabby is a wench for spending $60k where’s the other $90k? Who pissed that away on your behalf?

His mom.  He said last week that he'd split the $$ between Gabby and his family and he was feeling some serious regret about not saving any back for himself.  Heh.

[kacesq]

Grown in Gospel? My God…

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ok so Gabby is a wench for spending $60k where’s the other $90k? Who pissed that away on your behalf?

And wasn’t there a lawyer managing it?

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

BITCOIN

Anything but a job!!!