Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Travis is rubbing his hands with glee at the prospect of going into the "fine jewelry industry". 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I highly doubt TRavis will last all day.  She will be lucky if he lasts long enough to insert it.  That is, unless he would prefer some shrimp alfredo or a steak. 

Or some Nutella. 

[kacesq]

Monique has $10k in disposable income to spend on designer shit? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Any Gucci pants in this haul? 

[Floatingbison]

3000.00 for that???!!!

SMH.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada them basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother.... 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I don't think Derek is going to "feel like a man" wearing those Burberry joggers!

[Pepper Mostly]

Bet she's got credit card debt up the wazoo. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Bet she's got credit card debt up the wazoo. 

Right next to the ranch dressing.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl if you feel the need to do all tis shit then you DONT need to be with him .. why are you with him then? 

[Floatingbison]

I've made some questionable purchases, but I'll be dead and buried in the cold cold ground before I spend $1100 on a pair of jeans.

[Pepper Mostly]

Derek will be calling other women within two days. He'll be history with all that designer swag before you can say "shrimp Alfredo"

[SemiCharmedLife]

No surprises?  I can think of at least one!!

[Eldemarge]

This gift haul screams "PLZ LOVE ME."

I am here for this non-reciprocal relationship drama!

[candall]

Somewhere in Austin, Johnna is saying, "HEY!  Controlling my man through his cellphone was MY storyline!"

.

I can't believe I remembered that.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder which ex con is going to cheat first- Derek in his designer duds or Travis, the soon to be jewelry purveyor?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder which ex con is going to cheat first- Derek in his designer duds or Travis, the soon to be jewelry purveyor?

Can we start a 2023 Cheater Pool?

[OoogleEyes]

Is Gucci still really a thing?

On a side note, I'm babysitting my niece's black lab this week. He's sleeping on my bed. 

It's been a while since I've had company in bed. Things never change. He snores. Scratches himself. "Dreams" like a crazy person.

Some things never change. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder which ex con is going to cheat first- Derek in his designer duds or Travis, the soon to be jewelry purveyor?

im thinking its gonna be the chick cheating on the interior designer horror loving Bearded bo

[Floatingbison]

Pete Davidson must have the munchies...he's doing Taco Bell commericals.

[Keywestclubkid]

by definition the groupie will group up girl that's why they are called Groupies 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She has a very different idea of "hit" music than I do. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Aris seems to have a lot going for her, which begs the question, why Cameron???

[Pepper Mostly]

This chica can't even take care of a houseplant for fucks sake. 

[Gobi]

"I feel like this is my soul inmate."

[Maybeitsme]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait what is the big KNOT that is on the side of her Neighbor/sexbuddys/handyman Martin's cheek?  looks like he's got another head growing out the side of his face

How do we "clear the editor" anymore?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sooooo . . . Aries is not all that into sex, is she? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This chica can't even take care of a houseplant for fucks sake. 

A $200 houseplant!!

[Floatingbison]

the psychology of why these women pick unavailable men is fascinating.

[JenE4]

The $221 plant is destroyed!! This is an omen.

[candall]

Wow.  That is the very first explanation I've heard--after investing years into this show--that makes sense to me as to what might be gained by "dating" an inmate.

[Pepper Mostly]

The wildest bee in the hive. Ye gods.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Are face tats on the Bingo card?

[Keywestclubkid]

he was a busy bee 

[Floatingbison]

The wildest bee in the hive.  Is that a genius line or a mixed metaphor?  I can't decide.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Are face tats on the Bingo card?

They are almost the free square at this point. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

A $200 houseplant!!

Right? I have one of those. It was about 7.95. 

Cameron looks like he could join Kevin at the natural history museum. 

[Keywestclubkid]

LOL how many times is he gonna say sit on my face?? LOL 

[Gobi]

The good thing about inmates is that they're not sex crazed. Exhibit A.

[Eldemarge]

NOT THE LITTER

[TooMuchRealityTV]

She really picked a winner. This guy isn't even pretending to want to go straight. If he makes it on the outside for a whole year I'll be shocked.

[OoogleEyes]

"Homie vibes"

[Keywestclubkid]

this is a plant that I paid 200 for ....aaaand its dead 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Sooooo . . . Aries is not all that into sex, is she? 

And Cameron can think of NOTHING else. This should be good. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I gotta give it to him, Cameron is a hoot!  I'm going to enjoy his Talking Heads!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

First thing out of prison, he gets a ticket for littering 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

LOL how many times is he gonna say sit on my face?? LOL 

Anyone up for a small pool? I say he'll reference it at least seven more times. 

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

The good thing about inmates is that they're not sex crazed. Exhibit A.

Apparently phone sex and dick drawings weren't part of Cameron and Aris's deep and meaningful conversations. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Anyone up for a small pool? I say he'll reference it at least seven more times. 

I would guess sixty-nine.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Anyone up for a small pool? I say he'll reference it at least seven more times. 

in my best  Morgan Freeman voice She did not in fact sit on his face 

[candall]

So how do we like the new format?  I'm having trouble typing more than a word or two without the announcement of "More replies" blocking my space.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He had better get used to tears.  She is crying more than she's not.