S26.E11: Season Finale

[Lamb18]

They keep showing Rodney.

Oh yay, Kardashians. My life is whole now.

[EllenB]

Isn't this show bad enough without showing the bottom of the dumpster Kartrashian family?

[Kiss my mutt]

Gabby is really trying to sell them as a happy couple and is laying it on thick with the parents with how at home she feels. Why is she fighting so hard for this dipshit?

[JenE4]

9 hours ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Gabby is really trying to sell them as a happy couple and is laying it on thick with the parents with how at home she feels. Why is she fighting so hard for this dipshit?

Trying to convince herself? She should have listened to her instincts and left. Instead now she needs to talk herself into that all of this is “happening for a reason to make their love stronger” or some such bullshit.

Edited March 15, 2022 by JenE4

[dizzyd]

Ooh Rachel is spiraling on Susie’s spiral staircase. 

[Lamb18]

Roots aren't touched up.

I wonder where Gabby's flowers from yesterday are?

Another 50K for that AirBNB mention.

[Daisy]

Turmoil that he's gone though?
Okay mom. 

[Lamb18]

That thick sweater should not be tucked in.

[DEL901]

Just now, Daisy said:

Turmoil that he's gone though?
Okay mom. 

Turmoil he has CAUSED.   

[PBnJay]

Hey Rachel: Being "in love" with three people is a bit different than effing three people, which Cla-un would have if Susie stuck around long enough. Instead he just did you and Gabby.

[Lamb18]

The underbite comes from Mom.

[EllenB]

Daddy's almost as cool as Gabby's Grandpa.

[PBnJay]

Dad to Rachel: Do you trust him?

Rachel: Yeah.

Dad: You DO?

Me: Ha ha ha, good one Dad.

[Lamb18]

Dad: Another one too good for my son.

[FlyingEgret]

5 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Roots aren't touched up.

I wonder where Gabby's flowers from yesterday are?

Another 50K for that AirBNB mention.

No root touch up but she got her finger nail reattached

[JenE4]

Mom’s all: “The fact that you didn’t leave speaks volumes about you”—that my son can treat you like shit and you’ll put up with it. Even Dad’s like “You trust him?!? I would have smacked him!” Oh, Rachel. This dummy actually would accept a proposal from this asshole!

[Lamb18]

Cool, a glacier.

[DEL901]

Time to explore polygamy?

[EllenB]

Just now, DEL901 said:

Time to explore polygamy?

Sister Wives! They do seem to get along well.

[Lamb18]

I don't think it's a "mind" decision. And if he can't stop thinking about Susie he better choose neither Gabby nor Rachel.

[Daisy]

and the hilariousad thing about this - again. he's "honest" but he didn't tell them about Susie. So imagine thinking "okay whatever we're caught up on the show, emotions happen, he decided to sow oats. whatever. at least he was honest. THEN watching on Television that no - he wasn't. that he was going to take  Susie had she been dumbo and stuck around." so you are legit the consolation prize.

[PBnJay]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Time to explore polygamy?

Most Dramatic Finale EVER! Just as promised!

[Daisy]

okay brother w/the glasses. you are cute.

[Lamb18]

Dad: what did I do wrong to get a dumb ass son like this?

[EllenB]

Okay, now Daddy's losing a lot of points. Back to Gabby's Grandpa for my Senior Sweetie.

[Daisy]

wait parents. what? why are these people failing me. Of course she left. (I wonder if Dad is protecting Susie or is all defending Clayton here)

Can Clayton call up Susie?

[dizzyd]

Dad is itching to slap Clayton upside the head. 

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, dizzyd said:

Dad is itching to slap Clayton upside the head. 

That would have been dramatic and highly enjoyable to see.

[Kiss my mutt]

What a big effin setup this is. Pretty messed up for Gabby and Rachel. 
Obviously Clayton’s family hasn’t seen the footage of Susie and Clayton’s breakup. 

[Lamb18]

Nasty Nate and Pat the Rat are thinking: if Clay likes Susie the best, then we can split Gabby and Rachel between us.

Mom's Freudian slip: you screwed this up, Clayton, after he talks about being intimate with two women.

[EllenB]

Yeah, Jesse just HAPPENED to be there and just HAPPENED to walk in right at that moment. 🙄🙄🙄

[Daisy]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

What a big effin setup this is. Pretty messed up for Gabby and Rachel. 
Obviously Clayton’s family hasn’t seen the footage of Susie and Clayton’s breakup. 

Seriously. 
Like Gabby walked off. and then you fought for her. Then she tells you what she needs and he's like okay. Rachel sobs at him that this isn't fair. And Clayton agrees. And now he's going to ty to get back Susie? After treating he like poo? 

Run. Away. People. 

[Lamb18]

Who's Cassie? Oh, from Clayton's season.

[DEL901]

How does he explain this to Rachel and Gabby after begging them to give him another chance?   Dad was right.  He screwed the pooch.   

[Adeejay]

 I believe what Cassie said was that she was pressured to accept Colton by the show. So, she hopes Susie doesn't allow them to pressure her to return, because she did and look what happened to her.  

[Suzysite]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Who's Cassie? Oh, from Clayton's season.

Colton

[DEL901]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Who's Cassie? Oh, from Clayton's season.

Is it Cassie from Colton’s season?

[Kiss my mutt]

I have a feeling I’m going throw my shoes at the tv tomorrow. 

Edited March 15, 2022 by Kiss my mutt

[ApprenticeFan]

Just now, DEL901 said:

Is it Cassie from Colton’s season?

Yes. She eliminated herself and came back at the end of the season.

[DEL901]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

Who is the blonde girl on the stage? TIA!

Cassie who Colton stalked. 

Clayton is lucky if Gabby and Rachel don’t hit him with a heavy blunt object.   And wait until his folks see the footage.  They will be horrified at his behaviour.  

[meatball77]

Did she get work done?  I didn't even recognize her. . .

[JenE4]

This whole family is like, Boy, you done lost your goddamned mind! Except Nasty Nate (silver chain, glasses) broke from the pack and finally got named on TV by doing so. But Clayton does call him Nasty Nate, so chances are he’s encouraging Clayton because he can’t wait to see it all blow up in his face. Jesse’s all, I did not know what I signed up for here; I just thought I needed to count one rose. I don’t care that you have three people, you’re going to talk to Susie tomorrow and end this damn turmoil once and for all. 

[EllenB]

I'd love for Susie, Rachel, and Gabby to visit Clay!-un and do a version of Cell Block Tango right at him.

[Melonie77]

Hey all! Newbie here-long time lurker.
I feel bad for the women. They must be caught up in the excitement of being on the show plus the whispers of the producers if they haven't just left at this point. I don't find Clayton attractive at all. His mouth is so weird, I can't watch him kiss. His parents both seem to have normal size jaws, I wonder where Clayton got his Habsburg throw-back from?

[Amy Beth]

Hello, how is no one in his family telling him he needs to break it off with Rachel and Gabby BEFORE he tries anything with Susie. NO “keeping his options open” allowed.

Edited March 15, 2022 by Amy Beth

[Adeejay]

Cassie didn't follow her instinct and came back to Colton and we know how that ended.  Hope Susie doesn't do the same.  Poor Rachel!  She seems to actually love the big doofus.  I have a feeling this won't end well with whomever he chooses.  Especially if it isn't Susie.

[EllenB]

Cassie's lost that pretty fresh-faced look she had.

[Melonie77]

I'm behind on the show - haven't seen the end yet.

[JenE4]

Clayton is going to beg and plead to get Susie back, and as soon as he does, he’ll be like, wait. It just hit me that I really love Shanae, and I just let everyone else convince me to let my mostest truliest love go!

[scarlettudor]

I totally agree with the person upthread who said something to the effect that if he was truly in love with one of them he wouldn't want to have sex with the other two.  Or am I thinking like a woman instead of a man?  I actualy felt a ittle sorry for Clayton that he didn't 'make it a perfect three before the truth came out.  I bet he felt sorry too.

Also cool move laest week when he turned the anger and blame on Susie for not telling him sex with the other two was a deal breaker.

Also what do you think the final twist will be?  I suspect Susie coming back...

Also, I didn't hear him tell her he loved her the most.

 

 

Edited March 15, 2022 by scarlettudor