S26.E11: Season Finale

[EllenB]

Oh, Gabby. He's a con man.

[Daisy]

Wait, what? Gabby!


 

[Adeejay]

If I were Rachel, I would be very concerned as to what he told Gabby that made her come back. 

[DEL901]

What a roller coaster for Rachel…I won…Wait, I won by default….Should I leave…Drat, now Gabby’s coming back.  

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[dizzyd]

“Cheersing” 😔

[Lamb18]

Maybe Gabby and Rachel will give each other roses.

Or maybe they will tell each other back in the hotel, "You can have him."

[DEL901]

Rock, paper, scissors, loser gets Clayton. 

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Maybe Gabby and Rachel will give each other roses.

Or maybe they will tell each other back in the hotel, "You can have him."

 

[Kiss my mutt]

Rachel looks relieved at least! This just feel so yucky.

Clare looks like she got a face lift.

 

[JenE4]

Gabby?!? Nooo!

 

Rachel and a Gabby are clinging to each other like they just survived a natural disaster together. How any of these people are going to leave here and think they’ll be “happily” engaged in a few days is beyond comprehension. 

[Daisy]

This guy is all "But he didn't tell them that he told Susie "He loved her the most."

well..they know now.

[dizzyd]

Damn, Nick the voice of reason! 😳

[Stats Queen]

I was hoping not to see Clare again. At least her face is somewhat new?

Why do they think we want this segment?

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[Kiss my mutt]

Nick keeps looking better and better. He speaks the truth. 

[371012]

Clare looks a LOT different. And Nick just hit the nail on the head. And Michelle seems like she got bland, I expected her to say something more real.

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[phlebas]

Jessie asked Clare if someone else could find love hahahahaha

[AuntieDiane6]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

Clare looks like she got a face lift.

Girl, wash your face. Those painted eyebrows do not do you any favors either.  

[DEL901]

Just now, Stats Queen said:

I was hoping not to see Clare again. At least her face is somewhat new?

Why do they think we want this segment?

Filler…just like Rodney who is likely there to shill for Bachelor Live ticket sales.   Remember, they have 2 more hours to fill tomorrow.  

[Lamb18]

Rodney!!

[EllenB]

Nick knows; remember his final altercation with Andi over doing "fiancee stuff" when she knew she wouldn't pick him?

[JenE4]

Now this show got me thinking Nick Viall of all people is the voice of reason?! All good points!

Of course Crazy Clare basically takes Clayton’s side—you gotta do what it takes to find love!

[Lamb18]

1 minute ago, 371012 said:

Clare looks a LOT different. And Nick just hit the mail on the head. And Michelle seems like she got bland, I expected her to say something more real.

I like Michelle, but that was a long non-answer.

[Daisy]

wait there's another 2 hrs? for real?

[DEL901]

I think they were required to express varying opinions.  Nick was on the women’s side.  Clare was on Clayton’s.   And Michele the middle.  

[ECM1231]

4 minutes ago, 371012 said:

Clare looks a LOT different. And Nick just hit the nail on the head. And Michelle seems like she got bland, I expected her to say something more real.

Yea, that was a non-answer, for sure.

[DEL901]

Just now, Daisy said:

wait there's another 2 hrs? for real?

It is called “After the Final Rose” where they traditionally trot out the happy couple and end with the new Bachelorette…which starts filming any day now. 

[Daisy]

LOL Mom and Dad are like.  Oh my god. I done raised me a fool. 

[EllenB]

Daddy's got a "You dumb shit" expression right away.

Clay!-un, that was not your mind deciding anything. Dipshit.

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[Lamb18]

So which is Pat the Rat and which is Nasty Nate?

And how much did AirBNB pay for that mention on the show?

[DEL901]

Not the reaction from the folks he was expecting. 

[Lamb18]

Mom doesn't get it.

[Daisy]

this s someone you love.
but is she the one you love the most.

hahahha Dad is laughing at him. hahahhaa

[DEL901]

So, here’s the mess I am in. And by the way, also ran #1 is arriving now. 

[Kiss my mutt]

If he loves Susie the most and if he were serious about that, he shouldn’t continue with the others out of principle. Oh wait, what’s that? 
 

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[rlc]

What a dumbass.

[DEL901]

Clayton gets his love of sweaters from dad.  

[Lamb18]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

If he loves Susie the most and if he were serious about that, he shouldn’t continue with the others out of principle. Oh wait, what that? 
 

And Susie will see this and think, well, he didn't care that much for me after all.

[dizzyd]

Gabby is definitely at home with his family , her shoulder is already out.

[PBnJay]

If I were Mom, I'd be looking at Gabby like "So, this is one of the ones you effed. Ewww."

[EllenB]

Did Mom drink all the way from St. Louis?

[Kiss my mutt]

Clayton’s mom just doesn’t know how to react to this. Good guy? Maybe to a mother. 

[Lamb18]

I wonder which of these boys DM'd Serene.

[PBnJay]

Just now, dizzyd said:

Gabby is definitely at home with his family , her shoulder is already out.

It's like she trying to seduce the mom now.

[FlyingEgret]

When your parents aren't on your side you should know you screwed up

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

So which is Pat the Rat and which is Nasty Nate?

And how much did AirBNB pay for that mention on the show?

Which one wears the gold chain and which one wears the silver chain? The world will never know.

[dizzyd]

That window view was gorgeous

[Lamb18]

Gosh if Gabby has never met anyone as open as Clayton what kind of men has she met?

[Daisy]

Why do i feel Dad wants to go "but why you came back?"
 

[PBnJay]

Dad: So how are you, Gabby?

Gabby: Well, I could be home back in my boring hometown but instead I'm still on vacation in this fantastic country of Iceland staying in great hotels and eating the best room-serve food ever and I'm still on teevee and in the running for The Bachelorette! So yeah Dad, I'm GREAT!

[Lamb18]

What Dad doesn't say: you're way too good for my son.

[DEL901]

We lucked out.  They aren’t showing the Kardashians promo in Canada.