Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[lamujerdecente]

Here with my wine wishing it was ranch water at the Cave Man exhibit. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I've got my stripper heels on, waiting on my boo, and will gladly pass the next hour with all of you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, peeps! I have my minidress on, with no panties (!), and I'm looking forward to conversating with you all!

Aaaaaand, today I had the pleasure of having brunch with our very own @Auntie Anxiety and @Angry Moldovan! There was much raucous laughter and a splendid time was had by all!

Let's do this! I've got the Snarkmobile idling in the driveway!

[Gobi]

Thought I was going to be released today, then I got sentenced to four more years of snarking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m on a Department of Corrections van on my way to the halfway house my new home and thought I’d check in.

[SemiCharmedLife]

The timeline with Harry and Indie doesn't add up- they have a full kitchen of food and have been there only part of 1 night???

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Aaaaaand, today I had the pleasure of having brunch with our very own @Auntie Anxiety and @Angry Moldovan! There was much raucous laughter and a splendid time was had by all!

A good time was had by all. It was like we’d known each other forever. We were soulmates.

Can I refer to you guys as my pen pals?

Edited March 19, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

So, I just finished BAD VEGAN on Netflix, and it just justified my belief that I should send $1.6 million to my cult-y super spy boyfriend. Or my prison pen pal, same thing.

I'm charging up my ankle monitor and ready to learn some new life lessons 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I don't think Harry will last 15 days on parole, let alone 15 years!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A good time was had by all. It was like we’d known each other forever. We were soulmates.

It was cosmic. We're spiritually connected. By the way, can you send me $500? I need some underwear.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean prefers jail to Easy Rider.

Edited March 19, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Hey y'all! I made sure to clear this snarkfest with my pyschic.

[WaltersHair]

Well, I'm here with some Tropicana Pina Colada "drink" that is slightly adulterated. I'm bummed Smollett blew jail, but I'm ready for these bunkies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

So, I just finished BAD VEGAN on Netflix, and it just justified my belief that I should send $1.6 million to my cult-y super spy boyfriend. Or my prison pen pal, same thing.

I am dying to see that! Maybe tomorrow I'll binge it. I love scammer shows. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Aaaaaand, today I had the pleasure of having brunch with our very own @Auntie Anxiety  was much raucous laughter and a splendid time was had by all!

How fun! So, you're actually real people. So happy to hear 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It was cosmic. We're spiritually connected. By the way, can you send me $500? I need some underwear.

How about a Pepper Mostly necklace? I’ll slave all day over my computer to buy it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yeah, that's right, Caveman is such a Lothario. How do the women in his town resist his Cro-Magnan charm? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tiffany prefers jail to Easy Rider.

"Easy Chair" Rider.

[Empress1]

Hello people! Going through some shit (death in the family) so I’m looking forward to being cheered up.

[Doublemint]

Happy about the get together in Boston - what fun!   Ready for last Chance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When Chance inevitably cheats, do you think she gives him a second chance?

[lamujerdecente]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, peeps! I have my minidress on, with no panties (!), and I'm looking forward to conversating with you all!

Aaaaaand, today I had the pleasure of having brunch with our very own @Auntie Anxiety and @Angry Moldovan! There was much raucous laughter and a splendid time was had by all!

Let's do this! I've got the Snarkmobile idling in the driveway!

I love this. I hope y'all hid from Big Ed tho. I feel he would be all about this- photo bombng.  In a corner. 
 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, yeah, that's right, Caveman is such a Lothario. How do the women in his town resist his Cro-Magnan charm? 

Dude is BUSTED.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

"Easy Chair" Rider.

Great, three minutes in and DEAD

[Gobi]

"I feel like I'm comfortable with you. I'm not comfortable with you, but I feel that way."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Hello people! Going through some shit (death in the family) so I’m looking forward to being cheered up.

We’ll make sure of it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

I love this. I hope y'all hid from Big Ed tho. I feel he would be all about this- photo bombng.  In a corner. 
 

Thank goodness Big Ed is on the opposite coast. Plus, since we are all over 28 years old, we're WAY too old for him. 

Just now, Gobi said:

"I feel like I'm comfortable with you. I'm not comfortable with you, but I feel that way."

Poetry.

[Empress1]

These men who say “it’s my house too” when they pay nary a bill kill me.

[Doublemint]

He's ready to make rules - like a warden....

[lamujerdecente]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A good time was had by all. It was like we’d known each other forever. We were soulmates.

Can I refer to you guys as my pen pals?

Only if u give us ramen noodles. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Love how Chance makes the leap from "I'm living there" to "I'm making the rules and calling the shots". 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bobbie’s facial tattoos are especially attractive.

[WaltersHair]

It  occurs to me that we HERE are all technically jail pen pals, so I just want to say I love you and please transfer $1,000 into my commissary to prove your reciprocated love.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am dying to see that! Maybe tomorrow I'll binge it. I love scammer shows. 

It's only 4 episodes, so it's a relatively quick watch. 

Con people and their victims just fascinate the hell out of me. Another good one is Sour Grapes, about a wine con man. 

How people just give them hundreds of thousands of dollars amazes me. 

These prison pen pals? Chump change

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Hello people! Going through some shit (death in the family) so I’m looking forward to being cheered up.

Hang in there, friend. We got you. 

[Gobi]

So, the twin is an ex-con or did I misunderstand that?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

 

Con people and their victims just fascinate the hell out of me. Another good one is Sour Grapes, about a wine con man. 

Oh, I loved Sour Grapes! I've watched it twice, it's fascinating!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s invite some guy who I hardly know into the house with two young girls. Such a trusting soul. <sigh>

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

So, the twin is an ex-con or did I misunderstand that?

She did say she’s been locked up.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kids are so open to giving these people a chance, but most of them let them down in the end. 😒

[Pepper Mostly]

Did anyone else experience a blood freezing moment when Chance said "Lets go see those little girls"? Because I did. 

[lamujerdecente]

I don't get how these folks get all unprotected sex first thing out. In the age of C-word no less!

[Empress1]

Wait, wasn’t Raydean looking at another year?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I put on my black leather vest for this segment. 

[candall]

I think Rick is about to learn that Raydean's been home for awhile.  Ouch.

[Doublemint]

@empressone -   so sorry for your loss.   Join us tonight for this nutso show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I put on my black leather vest for this segment. 

Auntie is born to be wild! 

[Gobi]

It's Thanksgiving and Rick is the turkey.

[Empress1]

They look like father and daughter.

[SemiCharmedLife]

A Gucci face mask...think it is authentic??