Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

Damn! Kevin knocked him out cold! Kurt made the wrong decision putting his arms behind his back and offering his chin to Kevin to hit.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin and Curtis fighting over who is the jumbo shrimp.

[WaltersHair]

Love you guys, now GO CLEAN YOUR FRICKIN STOVES.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Okay, Kevin is small but I guess he can fight!

Wrestling saber tooth tigers keeps him fit.

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

They're fighting over who is smaller. I'm dying.

They’re Angry Elves 

Edited March 26, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Ladystardust]

Thanks for letting me hang out! Get to your bunk - lights out in 5!

 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wrestling saber tooth tigers keeps him fit.

You are KILLING me with the cavemen jokes tonight.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

How does she have so much stuff?

Seasonings, canned chicken, hair dryer, fan.....

[Maybeitsme]

Thanks for the laughs later gaters 

[LEILANI2]

That ended abruptly.  See ya'll next week.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

14 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I don’t know the other one’s name. Kevin and …

I so want to rename these guys different grunting noises.  Neither of them looks evolved enough for speech. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If anyone gets a collect call from the local prison this week, it’s me. So please accept the charges and we can discuss chicken balls. Have a great weekend, soulmates.

[goofygirl]

7 minutes ago, candall said:

Lacy little lockets lose some of their feminine impact when you have to wear them dangling down on top of your BIG PRISON CHEST TATTOO DIAMOND.

DEAD.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Night, all.  I hope my feed is synched up next week, so I won't be behind in my snark all evening!

 

Have a great week!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, bunkies, you were all on fire tonight and I laughed very heartily. Take care of yourselves and I hope to see you Sunday for 90 Day shenanigans. I am going to cleanse my palate with "The Repair Shop". Lets all hope for a more peaceful, saner world. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies, It was a night of both sadness and snark.  I am off to buy canned chicken, chips, and "seasoning" to make some tasty chicken balls with my blow dryer and fan.  See you all next week for Neanderthal throwdown!

[lamujerdecente]

I have missed y'all- had family visiting. i am here with chicken balls, tequilla and a strait jacket to watch a cave dweller brawl. 

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E05: Get Right or Get Left

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Chaos erupts when Kevin & Kurtis face off at Tiffany's release; Chazz plans fifth marriage to an inmate; Harry reunites with his daughter and baby mama; Lacey picks up Antoine, but tensions flare; Chance sends Tayler's sister storming off.

It's the continuation of the caveman brawl.  Did one punch knockout caveman #2 or is he merely knocked down and ready to take a club to caveman #1's head?  

Original air date 2022.04.01

[candall]

I'm rewatching last week.  I think it's funny/sad when . . . Kayla? asks Martel's mother if he'll be faithful and the answer is seventeen different versions of "like a snowball in hell, honey."

 

I am not totally moved by Harry's lament that the kids needed their mother more than they needed the paycheck from her 12-hour workdays.  I can easily see the alt-world conversation being, "MA!  We lived with the rats in a sewer tunnel because you wouldn't get off your ass and get a job!"  Single mother--world's toughest job.

[lamujerdecente]

Chance, Harry, and Martell are three degrees of gaslighting asshole. Martel is the least offensive (And Kayla is a tough cookie. Cheered for her when she checked that fool. THE NERVE) Harry is in the middle- i think he will snap and end up back in prison but I still am unsure if he will get violent with Indy and Coco. Now Chance? It's only a matter of time before that fool hurts someone in that house. 

Now Jagged Edge Teeth Raylen is really going to take that fool Ray to the river of denial and drown his ass. Wake up Big "Daddy" , that girl is into GIRLS. Not you. Your roommate seems nice and into you. Do better. 

[Maybeitsme]

Jagged Edge heh heh

This is gonna be a good night 

Edited April 2, 2022 by Maybeitsme

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said:

 

Now Jagged Edge Teeth Raylen is really going to take that fool Ray to the river of denial and drown his ass. 

I read that as "the river of dental" and I thought...Maybe there is a heaven...

HIYA BUNKIES! I'm ridiculously excited about our Friday night together. I have chicken balls on frilly toothpics and bourbon (it's my first day out, yo! Celebrate!)

I'm Team Kayla at the second. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! It has been a WEEK and I am panting for some fun with my cellies! Now pass the chicken balls. 

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I read that as "the river of dental" and I thought...Maybe there is a heaven...

HIYA BUNKIES! I'm ridiculously excited about our Friday night together. I have chicken balls on frilly toothpics and bourbon (it's my first day out, yo! Celebrate!)

I'm Team Kayla at the second. 

Chile thats what Ray saw when he woke up. 

 

[WaltersHair]

Wow what a week. The Will Smith Slap puts this Lumberjack Punch scene into perspective.

On a lighter note, I wonder if the stove got itself cleaned?

[Gobi]

You people better clean up this forum if you expect me to snark here.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Nap - check

Coffee- check

White Claw - check

Chicken Balls- check

I think I'm ready to snark!

[lamujerdecente]

Kevin is pocket size but he can knock a man out. Intrigued. lol

[Pepper Mostly]

"Kevin has a reputation for being a ladies' man". ?????? WHERE? He's ugly, even for a cave man. Maybe he would be the best looking cave man in the Neander valley, but I have doubt.

Edited April 2, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[OoogleEyes]

Yo. Napoleonic Syndrome Yo

Edited April 2, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Doublemint]

On my way to the halfway house, need some sexy underwear and clothes, so lend me your charge card for a coupla hours.   Oh, thanks.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Kevin has a reputation for being a ladies' man". ?????? WHERE? He's ugly, even for a cave man. 

This stood out for me, too!  (Cleaning glasses fervently).

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Kevin has a reputation for being a ladies' man". ?????? WHERE? He's ugly, even for a cave man. Maybe he would be the best looking cave man in the Neander valley, but I have doubt.

He knocks them dead! Corny but I had to.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey all. My psychic told me that I don’t waste enough time, so here I am!

[Empress1]

They better start with the aftermath of the fight between the tiny Neanderthals.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiffany "I knew Curtis would be there for me" 

Pepper Mostly: "You mean he won't pressure you to have sex. I see you Tiffany"

[Empress1]

Wait, is that a cop? They’re not going to arrest him?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait! Did that security guard stand there and watch it all go down?

Security guard/cop = paid actor

[Pepper Mostly]

I am ROARING with laughter at the sight of Curtis lying supine on the pavement. Just wait till the next mammoth hunt. He'll never live it down. 

[Floatingbison]

Walking the dogs, Ill be right back!  Everyone be good!

LOL at I might be going to jail

[Empress1]

The producer is like “no boo, you just got your ass kicked.”

[Pepper Mostly]

So, wait, the "security guard" took Curtis' car keys and sauntered off? What kind of fucking place is this?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I am ROARING with laughter at the sight of Curtis lying supine on the pavement. Just wait till the next mammoth hunt. He'll never live it down. 

He’s going to need faster reflexes if he ever encounters a saber-toothed tiger.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Wait, is that a cop? They’re not going to arrest him?

 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait! Did that security guard stand there and watch it all go down?

Security guard/cop = paid actor

I think I read that it's legal to fist fight in Texas if a police officer is present (I live in Texas but did not know that!)

[Gobi]

To be fair. Kurtis is used to fighting saber tooth tigers, not people.

 

Ninja'd by Auntie Anxiety!

Edited April 2, 2022 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

His hat! Where's Gino's Black Hat when we need it?

[hookedontv]

Hi hi hi! Havent chatted live for this or 90D in a while. 
Happy weekend everyone! 

[WaltersHair]

Okay, that is how Natasha Richardson died. Getting knocked out then waking up for a lucid period can be very, very bad.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Curtis' eyes were rolling around in his head when he hit that pavement. 

[goofygirl]

Dang! Got my wine and snacks.  READY!!!

Still kinda funny that Cro-magnon dude wacked the CRAP out of other cro-magnon guy.

Whatsherface thinks this is awesome!!! She's a moron, or course.

[Ladystardust]

THis dude is SHORT. He's barely taller than his headrest.