Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[LEILANI2]

New season thank god because these During Lock Up people are like 99 cent  version of our beloved LAL main types.

Edited December 10, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

James Taylor?

Jonas  somebody?

Justin Timberlake?

Jorg The Terrible?

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

James Taylor?

Jonas  somebody?

Justin Timberlake?

Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Well, I guess there’s an adult with him that he seems to know.

Aka a production assistant.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Hey bunkies! I've been gone for a few weeks. Family ish. Have had 3 deaths in the family in a year and a half. None of them Big Virus related. And I'm hitting a landmark birthday this month.  Merry Christmas to me. Can I have a free car?

But I'm back I hope I can catch up.

We will definitely chip in and buy you a new car, if Mikey doesn't come through.

Hugs and best wishes...

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

James Taylor?

Jonas  somebody?

Justin Timberlake?

Hahaha...Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Hey bunkies! I've been gone for a few weeks. Family ish. Have had 3 deaths in the family in a year and a half. None of them Big Virus related. And I'm hitting a landmark birthday this month.  Merry Christmas to me. Can I have a free car?

But I'm back I hope I can catch up.

I am so sorry, that's rough. Hang with us, we will try our best to amuse. You can't have a car but you can have a prison pen pal or a face tattoo. Or some groovy 6 inch talons glued to your hands. 

Happy birthday!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

Ding ding ding!

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aka a production assistant.

Well, at least he’s not by himself in a park in a random location. But yikes.

[kacesq]

Mark doesn’t look healthy at all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marky Mark will dazzle us with his brilliance in 3….2…..1

[Empress1]

Ugh, this motherfucker.

[SemiCharmedLife]

30 years old and doesn't have a clue! SMH

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Mark the perv has hired a few escorts to play "friends" at his "party". How very, um, convincing. 

[Gobi]

I thought Dolce & Chianti was a law firm. 😄

[Empress1]

HOW is that name spelled?!

[Keywestclubkid]

let me guess the next step is impregnation 

[LEILANI2]

I hope she milks him for all he's worth and bails on him when she gets out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alexxious? Rhymes with “Are you serious?”

[OoogleEyes]

This guy needs some vitamins or BB cream or something 

[kacesq]

Mom Mark is really turned out for this soirée!

[goofygirl]

Oh boy. Mark's turning 30 y'all and he's had MORE LIFE EXPERIENCES than MOST OF US!!!

Uh sure, Jan.  You're a tiny little doucherowboat. With no motor.

[Keywestclubkid]

His mother with that look of mortification and shame on her face ,,,

[candall]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Hey bunkies! I've been gone for a few weeks. Family ish. Have had 3 deaths in the family in a year and a half. None of them Big Virus related. And I'm hitting a landmark birthday this month.  Merry Christmas to me. Can I have a free car?

But I'm back I hope I can catch up.

Well damn, Sam.  I'm so sorry.

You don't need to catch up, these people will be history in 45 minutes and next week we're getting a whole new cast of nutjobs in the return to original recipe, Love After Lockup.

I never even learned these people's names, much less their life stories, and the hour was still hilarious.  Welcome back.  Pull up a chair.

[Gobi]

30 years old and so successful that he's able to attract desperate women in prison.

[LEILANI2]

This mom seems so reasonable and of sound mind, but then if she was, she wouldn't have agreed to be any part of this show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark is such a humanitarian.

[kacesq]

Tiny cake for all those guests…

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

This guy needs some vitamins or BB cream or something 

He has low testosterone.

[Empress1]

None of these people look happy to be there.

[Floatingbison]

30 ain't exactly a spring chicken!  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

None of these people look happy to be there.

5 bucks says they are "employees" and it was mandatory to be there LOL 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Tiny cake for all those guests…

He spent all of his budget on the ice sculpture.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Mark doesn’t look healthy at all.

Too much coke, not enough sleep. 

Just now, kacesq said:

Tiny cake for all those guests…

Silly, none of those hangers on are getting cake! They're just there for the free booze. 

Just now, Empress1 said:

None of these people look happy to be there.

They won't be until they have the cash he promised them. 

[kacesq]

She’s like a low rent RHONJ…who are already low rent imho.

[Floatingbison]

Shocker, Melissa  feels better after getting away from Louie's prison!

Edited December 10, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

How does Melissa get so much time off her postal delivery route? Our tax dollars at work.

[OoogleEyes]

This dad has seen it all. Poor guy

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Pom Poms. Louie's mother will NEVER be your mother in law. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ha! Melissa's mom is the female version of her dad!  Life is funny sometimes.

[Empress1]

HA! Mom HATES her.

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG I kinda live for his mom being such a bitch 

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa: Don't you think Louie will be disappointed that I'm not there? 

Pepper Mostly: Girl. He'll be relieved. He already knows you are nutty as an Almond Joy.

[kacesq]

Oh great a turf war between these harridans.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Father Melissa will need another smoke after all this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

HA! Mom HATES her.

Why should she be any different from the rest of us?

[kacesq]

Is Louie being paroled or is he getting out? Because if he’s on parole then…

[SemiCharmedLife]

This mom needs to cut the apron strings.  

[Gobi]

I can see mom's point, Melissa could be a corrupting influence on her innocent baby boy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa, to Donna: You're not the boss of me! 

Reminder, this woman is almost FORTY.

[OoogleEyes]

That's right Melissa. Stand tall. You didn't buy those pompoms for nothing ya know