Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

“Okay, well that’s an owner’s manual.”  {dead} Girl, you are “riding a hot car”!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily wearing a “Horror” T-shirt seems kind of fitting.

[Keywestclubkid]

Good God her sour puss face ALL the time .. who wouldn't want to be around that 

[Ladystardust]

Dear Lord. Has Justine never even BEEN in a car before? I knew the difference between a car's registration and the service manual when I was like 10.

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily is wearing a shirt that says "HORROR HORROR HORROR". You know, like some girls wear shirts that say "Queen" or "Foxy" or "Princess".

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She doesn't have sense enough to know a car needs to be registered.  I think she actually wants it to be stolen so she can have Mike stay in jail longer and keep sending her money.  Once he gets out, he'll do what he pleases.

Also, that was a rare JustSmug without talons.  I guess they're not part of her brand as she has claimed. 

[Gobi]

The horror, the horror!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Emily has the worst catfishing photo of any of them.  Dario is going to be shocked when he actually sees her.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Lol how do I car?

I can’t. Has she never driven? She doesn’t know about registration, insurance, any of that?

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Emily has the worst catfishing photo of any of them.  Dario is going to be shocked when he actually sees her.

She is really unattractive, inside and out.

[Ladystardust]

She's a lot cuter with her hair pulled back off her face.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Emily is wearing a shirt that says "HORROR HORROR HORROR". You know, like some girls wear shirts that say "Queen" or "Foxy" or "Princess".

That shirt is the most honest thing I have seen on this show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa in a “Rebel” top with lace sleeves. Klassy.

[Gobi]

"I've never been cheated on in a relationship before. In large part, that's because I've never been in a relationship before."

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Emily, dial it down a notch. "Betray me?". Girl please. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Pom Poms????!!!! Dead!!!!

[Empress1]

SHE BROUGHT POM POMS. SHE IS FORTY.

[Keywestclubkid]

why does Louie from lakeland ears look photoshopped on in that mug shot? 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

She's a lot cuter with her hair pulled back off her face.

And then you see the green Halloween nails again and all that goes away.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It is finally occuring to her that he is a convict.  It's all fun and games until you realize he's an incarcerated alcoholic drug addict with multiple convictions. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa is going to be in for a big surprise. And not in a good way, I think.

[goofygirl]

SHIT girl....  Louie IS IN PRISON!!! REAL PRISON! With bars, razorwire on top of fences, the whole dang 9 yards!!

Jeebus. WHAT a MORON!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

He's NOT moving to Jersey.... 

[Pepper Mostly]

Slowly the light is dawning on Melissa. Which makes her smarter than 90% of the silly women who've been on this show to date. 

What is her obsession with the yoga instructor? News flash, Melissa, not everyone is panting for Louie. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

The yoga instructor doesn't want anything to do with a prisoner...get a grip!

[Empress1]

What does Melissa want reassurance about?

Girl, the yoga instructor is minding her business doing her job and does not want your convict man. She had on a wedding ring, she’s good.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I could easily imagine a scenario where Melissa ends up in jail for stalking and harassing Louie. Seriously, she gives me bad vibes.

[Keywestclubkid]

why does everyone in this family throw stuff on the floor their dumb ass's will have to clean up? like what are you doing?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

He's NOT moving to Jersey.... 

He'll be back in jail in three months, tops. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Slowly the light is dawning on Melissa. Which makes her smarter than 90% of the silly women who've been on this show to date. 

What is her obsession with the yoga instructor? News flash, Melissa, not everyone is panting depantsing for Louie. 

FTFY

[Eldemarge]

The yoga instructor probably HAS a man with a JOB, who isn't in PRISON.  And he's probably very nice to her and they are probably very happy.  Yes, I've decided all of this with no proof.  Just let me have this.

[JenE4]

Melissa brought pom-poms…and didn’t get to use them! She is choked up that her cheerleading fantasy surprise got ruined. Oh, this 40-year-old woman is really pathetic. Quite possibly the most pathetic cast member we’ve ever had—and there’s a whole lot of competition!! (On second thought, I think Chazz is still slightly ahead…or behind, depending on your perspective.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

The yoga instructor doesn't want anything to do with a prisoner...get a grip!

Since she’s never matured past 16yo, she thinks this is going to end up in a fist fight underneath the football bleachers.

[Empress1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

The yoga instructor probably HAS a man with a JOB, who isn't in PRISON.  And he's probably very nice to her and they are probably very happy.  Yes, I've decided all of this with no proof.  Just let me have this.

She had on a wedding ring so you could very well be right.

What’s Louie in jail for?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

But Melissa got to kiss Louie from Lakeland (in a closet at his work release site).  Louie + Melissa 4 ever!!!!!!! ❤️  ❤️  ❤️  ❤️ 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Scuba Steve. Okay.

[OoogleEyes]

"Scuba Steve"

I don't even want to know 

[Keywestclubkid]

im gonna write him a note and ask some questions .. go ahead jail Jessica fletcher 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

What does Melissa want reassurance about?

Girl, the yoga instructor is minding her business doing her job and does not want your convict man. She had on a wedding ring, she’s good.

I about died when Melissa proudly introduced herself as "Louie's girlfriend" and waited for the look of dismay on the face of Yoga Lady. Who in her turn had to search her memory "Louie, Louie,who the fuck is Louie.....Oooooh, Louie! From JAIL!"

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I could easily imagine a scenario where Melissa ends up in jail for stalking and harassing Louie. Seriously, she gives me bad vibes.

She'll probably stalk and harass the yoga instructor. I have a feeling she's no novice at stalking. Its the eyes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica always looks so surprised. Those eyebrows......

[Keywestclubkid]

girl they don't care about any of that ... you are dating a man who does drugs IN prison .. they are not picking on you 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But Melissa got to kiss Louie from Lakeland (in a closet at his work release site).  Louie + Melissa 4 ever!!!!!!! ❤️  ❤️  ❤️  ❤️ 

True Love Will Never Die. 2-gether 4-EVA!!

[Gobi]

"He's been acting funny the past few days. Maybe he had a stroke?"

[goofygirl]

Lort.  I can't EVEN with this prison nurse!  They don't want to burn you at the stake, they want to know HOW THE HELL they missed the fact that your fascination with prisoners has gone to a WHOLE OTHER LEVEL!!!

60 days in the box!! Is that WORSE than 30 days in the hole??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Um, so maybe they violated him because during their visit he admitted he used meth in prison.  FFS lady, he admitted to doing drugs while in prison.  They can hear him. She is so sure they are out to get her rather than he is violating the rules of the prison. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Scuba Steve"

I don't even want to know 

So I know it’s weird that I remember this but there’s an Adam Sandler movie called Big Daddy in which he takes care of a five-year-old boy, and the boy has an action figure named Scuba Steve. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"He's been acting funny the past few days. Maybe he had a stroke?"

class action lawsuit someone get ahold of that strip mall lawyer 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

girl they don't care about any of that ... you are dating a man who does drugs IN prison .. they are not picking on you 

Right? They aren't star crossed lovers. They aren't Tony and Maria from West Side Story. If you work in corrections you should know better. Stupid, foolish woman. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

im gonna write him a note and ask some questions .. go ahead jail Jessica fletcher 

Truly. Jessica Fletcher would be an excellent addition to the cast.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Lady, you are not in solitary with your prison-mate.  You can come and go as you please and live your sorry life without restraints.  Stop being so dramatic!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai hasn’t wasted any time moving on. I just hope Marquis (de Sade) doesn’t have a woman named New York on the side.