Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

What?!?!?!?! Emily did not visit Dauri!  Again, I am so shocked! 

"I don't like answering questions about my relationship." That's why she joined a show about her relationship. 

She thinks she's the smartest one in the room. She thinks she's got everyone wrapped around her finger and that she's calling the shots. I am looking forward to her humiliation with great anticipation. 

And now, lets watch Mother Jessica try and shame her daughter into joining her on her loony quest. "If you stay with your dad you won't be able to hang out behind the bowling alley and smoke weed with your friends!" Good lord. 

[JenE4]

5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

G3 was not condoms.  Perhaps Bugles?  What is the sexiest vending machine treat?  You know, that snack that gets you in the mood.  

Beef jerky?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love my kid to death so I am going to move to another state to be closer to a multi-time loser, incarcerated meth head.  Yep.  I am overwhelmed by the love I feel from her for her daughter. 

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Beef jerky?

Beef jerky sounds more like a euphemism for self love.  I don't see it leading to pregnancy unless Tai gets extra creative. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"What if when he gets out, he goes straight to a strip club for shrimp Alfredo? What would you do?"

You know, I was just thinking we were due for a shrimp Alfredo joke! I appreciate you, @Gobi. 

[Keywestclubkid]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Chocolate covered oysters.  Yeah, we have some weird vending machine snacks here in Ca.

that just screams bad idea that would somehow seem really good drunk at 3am leaving the bar ...

[Eldemarge]

I had a long-distance relationship and a wfh job.  Didn't move because my teens were still in school.  He was looking for jobs in my (sizable) city but after about a year, had no luck.  The relationship fell apart. OH WELL, the kids came first.   And he wasn't even a convict meth-head.  I regret nothing!

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

You don’t want to answer questions about your relationship so you applied to be on a reality show about your relationship? BITCH SHUT UP.

Seriously. She has friends?

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa was afraid she'd get shanked. 

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG he was actually in jail this whole time like it wasn't just pretend in her head.... Girl welcome to the real world population everyone else ... 

[Gobi]

🎵Tear drops on my pom-poms🎶

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie from Lakeland put Melissa on the defensive. Even HE realizes that she’s wacko.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

When you walk in, you suddenly realize you are visiting someone in prison.  You know, because he's a prisoner so they insist you see him in prison rather than renting the penthouse suite at the Ritz. 

[Floatingbison]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD. I laughed so loud my husband rushed in to see if I was in need of aid. 

that was a killer one liner....

[SemiCharmedLife]

With Melissa and Louie, she's the scary one.  Major stalking vibes.  

[Keywestclubkid]

because you are being a stalker you nut job? what did you think he was gonna do when he found out you attended a class to tell the instructor that he is your man... 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Your outfit is not going to be a big enough distraction for Michael, Justine....

[OoogleEyes]

I do not believe that Louie from Lakeland is worth the wait 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I had a long-distance relationship and a wfh job.  Didn't move because my teens were still in school.  He was looking for jobs in my (sizable) city but after about a year, had no luck.  The relationship fell apart. OH WELL, the kids came first.   And he wasn't even a convict meth-head.  I regret nothing!

the city was sizable, but was he sizable!!!????

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Melissa was afraid she'd get shanked. 

Whereas Tai is hoping she gets shanked on a visit - with a peen.  Hey-yo! I'll be here all week!

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare anyone question how he “bought” the car! It’s perfectly reasonable that he could buy a Mercedes from jail with his savings from the sneaker sales.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

With Melissa and Louie, she's the scary one.  Major stalking vibes.  

And he’s the one with the realistic grasp on the situation. Like, yes, he’s locked up, he gets out when they say, that’s how it is.

Just now, Floatingbison said:

the city was sizable, but was he sizable!!!????

You are SO nasty! 😂

[lamujerdecente]

Poor Ta’s child. I have learned in the travels of adulthood, we see the real parents after the kids turn  18. In Tailj’s case? We probably saw that (and didn’t cuz the sag card) but the script is TRUTH, 

I didn’t put my child through inmate marriage(when she does her Joan Crawford perfect- (my childhood was terrible) , And I STRUGGLE with guile. blended families are hard when the new addition been locked up. 
Mark is 90 day faking this up and I ain’t with it. We hear for train wrecks that are authentic self aware messes. Mark u know u trash and you have a bank balance to fix it. Go do that and buy mama a good dye job too. Also leave the tank tops alone, 

Edited December 3, 2022 by lamujerdecente

[Pepper Mostly]

JUSTINE ACTUALLY HAS THE UNMITIGATED GALL TO QUESTION THE INTEGRITY OF HER LOCKED UP CONVICT CRIMINAL HUSBAND. My stars. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, so her issue was that the gift wasn't unique enough. 

Oh, okay 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I do not believe that Louie from Lakeland is worth the wait 

I love your gift for understatement. 

[Keywestclubkid]

she hurt your feelings?? LORD BABY JESUS 

[Gobi]

That flew by. It's as if we got time off for good snark!

Till next time.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

the city was sizable, but was he sizable!!!????

Let's just say he was acceptable if he could keep it SERVICEABLE, but he couldn't, so no big loss there.  Good luck to the next warm body that has to deal with his problem.

[JenE4]

Mike has previously bought cars from prison for other women? Well, he married you. It’s not like he pulled a Hottie and was having cars delivered to you and another woman at the same time.

[goofygirl]

Uh oh.... Trouble in matrimony!!

Season finale next week peeps!  This was absolutely hilarious tonight!  Hope y'all have a great weekend.  See some of you Sunday night.

[Floatingbison]

Season finale!!!!!  YESYESYES, and it looks like 💥

Edited December 3, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Ladystardust]

Oh no. Is this relationship already in trouble? I can't believe it. 

Goodnight, Bunkies! It's been a blast.

[OoogleEyes]

Season finale?? Say it ain't so!

Eh...bring in the new train wrecks. I'm happy that I get to see them with you, my Bunkies. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, bunkies, that was fun! have a fantastic weekend and see some of you on Sunday for that bore fest that is 90 Day. Get your nails done and DON'T SNOOP AROUND. I love you all, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that was fun. You always bring it! And next week is the finale? The weeks flew by. Take the weekend off, my snarking pals, and gather your strength for next week’s craziness. You KNOW you want it! Ciao for now.

[Maybeitsme]

Nighty nite folks, looking forward to the finale

Later gaters 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Mike has previously bought cars from prison for other women? Well, he married you. It’s not like he pulled a Hottie and was having cars delivered to you and another woman at the same time.

“You get a car. You get a car. Everyone gets a car!”

[Eldemarge]

Ack!  I'll be in Orlando next Friday visiting my spirit animals (crocodiles), my last living uncle, and a guy I had a crush on in 1998 but haven't seen since.  Oh jeez, I'll have a lot to catch up on!

[Floatingbison]

that was fun!  great snark, everyone!!!

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

🎵Tear drops on my pom-poms🎶

Oh man, I want to hear Li'l Anthony right now 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's a wrap on another installment of how not to parent. One more episode in the season.  Will Emily ever see Dauri?  Will Dauri finally figure out that Emily is catfishing trash.  Will Justine and Mike's marriage last for the next 45 days until he gets out?  Will Mar-K say even one thing that doesn't induce vomiting? Will Tai figure out that she cannot have a baby without a uterus?  These questions and more may be answered on next week's episode.  Come for the show.  Stay for the snark. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Happy Friday bunkies! I hope none of you have been snooping around. Cause I'm ride or die. 

Has everyone had a good week? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who’s bringing the shrimp alfredo tonight?  I didn’t get a chance to go to the local strip club this week.

Edited December 10, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Who’s bringing the shrimp alfredo tonight?

I tried to get some at the local dance emporium but they would only accept $1.00 bills.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is the last week for Melissa to buy a clue. 

[candall]

Well, I'm back from Hawaii, mates!!  HAAAAA, just kidding.  

Last week I zonked out on the couch waiting for LDL to chug into view and missed the whole thing.

But I've stayed upright for the Season Finale--yabba dabba, let's go!

[Floatingbison]

LOL, she's shocked, shocked that Louie is behind bars, with guards and barbed wire and everything!! 

That's prison, lady.

Edited December 10, 2022 by Floatingbison

[OoogleEyes]

Before this party gets started.... PepperMostly, I'm thinking of making short ribs. Is your Famous Short Rib recipe close to Bon Appétit recipe?

This?

[Gobi]

How much can slightly used pom-poms be sold for? Asking for a friend.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies, I'm indulging in a bit of Rumchata tonight, so if I stop making sense halfway through, you know the reason!