Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Tai and Hottie deserve each other. Wait until they both find out about everyone else.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

There are so many My Pretty Ponies missing missing tails for this crew.  So much volcano hair. 

[Eldemarge]

If I ever get married again, it's going to be in a bar and I'll be in an Oscar De La Renta.  None of this frou-frou white poof business.  You're all invited.

[candall]

LMAO  That photo of Inmate Mike at the head of the table!  Guest of honor, in absentia.  Luv U!!

I guess that other woman CAN carry around a mug shot and impress everyone at her high school reunion.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, Tai and her princess dreams! "I want to be a princess. In the jailhouse cafeteria". 

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?

[Keywestclubkid]

I don't need to ponder .... 

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

🎶I'm getting married in the jailhouse! Dinng dong, the alarms are going to chime!🎵

In the cafeteria. I'm sure it will be lovely 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Tai and Hottie deserve each other. Wait until they both find out about everyone else.

I mean wouldn't he know with her kinda being on this show last season? im confused with this plot line .. like no one told him about her roster? 

[Gobi]

"He's just a friend. A friend with visiting privileges."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The guards will decorate the cafeteria festively I'm sure.  They can hang shackles for streamers.  Think of all of the toilet paper roses. 

[WaltersHair]

The Bridal Ladies are like, Okay. Next

[OoogleEyes]

At least that dress covers up some of those horrible tattoos

Edited October 29, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry about the crying. Tai can turn on the emotions with a flip of the switch. It’s all written up in the list of acting instructions.

[candall]

I don't understand.  Why is Tai crying about her arms?  Not enough tattoos?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's so HAPPY, you guys! SO HAPPY that she burst into tears at the bridal salon. Happy.

[LEILANI2]

Dare I ask what the hurry is, I mean she does have those other 5 inmates, why does she need to push this cafeteria wedding.

[Keywestclubkid]

which relationship?? like seriously that's your person then who are those 5 other persons? this is why your friends are questioning this 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I'm happy.  I'm so happy" sniffle, sniffle, tears, frown.  Yep, she looks and sound ecstatic. 

[Keywestclubkid]

thank god Brittney looks like she won't be on the next season is all I can say 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"He's just a friend. A friend with visiting privileges."

As well as a few benefits 

[WaltersHair]

OH, Christmas after lockup. How nice.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The guards will decorate the cafeteria festively I'm sure.  They can hang shackles for streamers.  Think of all of the toilet paper roses. 

Is there a honeymoon suite cleaning supply closet nearby?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

As well as a few benefits 

Depends on the location of the broom closet at his particular house of correction/penitentiary/county jail/dungeon.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I will give Tai this. She has mastered crying on queue. Brittany should consult her acting coach.

[Pepper Mostly]

I mean, I get that some girls just want to get married. But seriously? A felon? A jailhouse wedding? Jesus.

[Keywestclubkid]

her ARCHED brows are killing me

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica quit her job as a prison nurse and gave up her illustrious career for a 27yo inmate? Good choice!

[Pepper Mostly]

Jessica, the Wild Rebel Nurse. Oy.

[Gobi]

"Dustbin is my soulmate."

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jessica quit her job as a prison nurse and gave up her illustrious career for a 27yo inmate? Good choice!

I mean she chose to have those evil stepmother eyebrows so good choices obviously eluded her 

[goofygirl]

It must have been that giant tattoo on his forehead that touched you!!  Seriously, girl.  You gave up your career for THAT???  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Interesting tattoo on Justins face. Is it that comic strip tiger? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

More face tattoos. Nothing says I will never get a real job like a face tat.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

her ARCHED brows are killing me

If there are no spider lashes available, arches are preferred 

[LEILANI2]

I'm a MILF and that is why I'm so hard up the only man I can get to give me attention is an inmate sixteen years younger who is looking for a sugar mama to put money on his books. I'm like totally Milfy.

[Gobi]

She's a MILF - Mom I'd Like to Forget.

[candall]

WTF?  Did Dustin have hair tattooed on his face??

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm freaking out at the possibility of this woman actually taking care of people. Yikes.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

If there are no spider lashes available, arches are preferred 

we need a crossover with the bad makeup on Life after lock up and destinys mom and friend 

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm freaking out at the possibility of this woman actually taking care of people. Yikes.

The list of awful 90 day health care takers scare me.  Angela, Chantel, Danielle Jabilli... the list goes on.

Edited October 29, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG why do all parents on this make such shit decisions? every one of them 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor deluded Jessica. There’s no hope for her.

[Pepper Mostly]

And her poor daughter. Her friends are going to see this. Her mother, smugly announcing to the world that she's a milf. I simply cannot even.

[Keywestclubkid]

they made a Facebook page?? so that makes it serious? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ack! Now we will see why I carry a pack of Lysol wipes into every hotel room.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, she's crazy late for work, she and her co-worker are behind, so now they're going to stand around and gossip for a bit? Must be nice. 

[LEILANI2]

This mute lady is horrible people, I'm warning you now not to fall for her charms.

Just kidding they're all awful- but she is the worse of the worse that I will write about on the spoiler thread.

Edited October 29, 2022 by LEILANI2

[goofygirl]

Shit, don't make me READ this freaking show!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The questioning, skeptical friend, now coming to us in sign language. Sharp loves to deviate from the usual in such subtle ways.

[Floatingbison]

That's the most silent TV I've experienced in a long time.