Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Where is YingYang? I want to hear his claim to Prison pen pal fame.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This was what I was talking about wrt being a proposal surrogate. Someone should write a screenplay using that premise.

[kacesq]

Can I just say I hate that overly ripped jeans that are in style now.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love that they show a photo of him grabbing his dick while he's proposing to her.  

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve always found inmates to be very honest about their criminal actions, as in “It wasn’t my fault.” Ronald from 90Day comes to mind.

It wasn't me

[kacesq]

Oh Hottie is in jail for 5 years? I’m sure this will totally work out.

[Pepper Mostly]

See? The power of the Sacred Hoodie. 

Hottie: Whew, now that that's over, can you help me out with some funds? I'm running low on ramen.

[kacesq]

I see the cousin goes to same lash place as Tai’s coworker…

[goofygirl]

Something is not right with this scenario, Tai....  

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh Hottie is in jail for 5 years? I’m sure this will totally work out.

5 MORE years, I think. How long has he been in so far?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

It wasn't me

"I borrowed these pants, the drugs must have been in them already."

[JenE4]

Wait, I was reading this board. I thought the friend was bringing the limited edition Hottie sweatshirt, but there’s a whole-ass diamond ring and proposal? I guess it’s a good thing the hypnosis didn’t work—but take the key and unlock the door to the men was a little too on the nose.

[Keywestclubkid]

these people acting like these people in jail are prizes ... child 

Edited October 22, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm quite sure that already exists. 

I mean, there are people who actually think they're vampires who walk among us. My houseguest works at a vampire themed shop in town, and today they had a guy in the store who actually, legitimately thinks he's a werewolf. He's been spoken to by the owner in the past because he growls at people in the shop and scares them. 

Holy smokes, I missed this story! 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Of course Tai thinks she won something. Meanwhile, the only thing she is getting is a dude who is gong to call her for money daily.

[Keywestclubkid]

lol girl still answered the call from jail with his cousin sitting right there .. that is cold 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I borrowed these pants, the drugs must have been in them already."

“I thought we were on a break(in).”

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

GIRL WHAT

Thank goodness I thought it was just me 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, is this episode 90 minutes?  I'm heading to Hawaii early tomorrow morning.  I'll try to hang in here, but I won't be here next week.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I borrowed these pants, the drugs must have been in them already."

Hey now, one of them was driving someone else car that was shockingly filled with drugs and cash. That happens to me all the time. 

[JenE4]

Oh, no! One of Tai’s other inmate boyfriends immediately calls! The blush of love faded real fast. Now it’s a race to collect the rings and see who gets out first.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I love that they show a photo of him grabbing his dick while he's proposing to her.  

There must be a new intern at Sharp, one who hasn't been lost to drugs, booze, and despair. 

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

It wasn't me

It was my friend's refrigerator. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Holy smokes, I missed this story! 

Just life in Salem! We're quirky.

[kacesq]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, is this episode 90 minutes?  I'm heading to Hawaii early tomorrow morning.  I'll try to hang in here, but I won't be here next week.

I think an hour 15

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, is this episode 90 minutes?  I'm heading to Hawaii early tomorrow morning.  I'll try to hang in here, but I won't be here next week.

Aloha, @SemiCharmedLife. Have a wonderful time. Sounds lovely. We’ll be here upon your return.

[kacesq]

Oh God the nails….wtf is wooshy wooshy? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, is this episode 90 minutes?  I'm heading to Hawaii early tomorrow morning.  I'll try to hang in here, but I won't be here next week.

Have a wonderful trip! Send us a tacky postcard of Diamond Head. We'll save you a seat. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aloha, @SemiCharmedLife. Have a wonderful time. Sounds lovely. We’ll be here upon your return.

It's my first time and it has been a life long dream!  Time to start checking things off my bucket list.  ❤️

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I borrowed these pants, the drugs must have been in them already."

Me,  trying to explain the marijuana in my pocket to my parents 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Michael's mugshot and good looking do not exist in the same universe. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Holy shit I just caught a glimpse of Justine's big palooka. This is her dream man? I'm just....I can't.

[kacesq]

Justine keeps petting her most likely purchased hair. I hate that.

[Maybeitsme]

Ha! Tai is shocked and flabbergasted to get a proposal from her #1 guy Hottie. She's thrilled and can't believe how lucky she is that he chose her over Boston.  

Que her snatching that phone up when she hears that familiar call  intro...from yet another lover

[SemiCharmedLife]

She's another hair patter.  Sure sign of hair extensions.

[Pepper Mostly]

Those nails are going to haunt my dreams. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh God the nails….wtf is wooshy wooshy? 

I keep hearing mushi mushi which is Japanese for ignoring insects. 

[kacesq]

Oh he has four kids? Great, more poor kids dealing with parents who cannot make decent life choices.

[Pepper Mostly]

So between them, Mike and Justine have SEVEN children. They're like the von Trapps, I guess. 

[candall]

No, Tai, NO.  NO!!  You do NOT have to be with a dirtbag.  This loathsome loser wearing his pants down around his knees does not have to be "your" dirtbag.

Ah, shit.  I suddenly feel so depressed about these women and their subterranean self-esteem and pathetic notions of what and whom they deserve.

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Sorry, buzzkill.  Chelsea completely threw me off my terminator snark groove.

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Maybe watching Justine stroke her weave every three seconds will get me back on track.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is the group of women at the hotel you’re staying at that makes noise all night long and when they leave the next morning, they let their doors slam behind them. 

[kacesq]

Justine looks like one of the Mowry twins.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Justine keeps petting her most likely purchased hair. I hate that.

There is yet another My Little Pony without a tail. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, is this episode 90 minutes?  I'm heading to Hawaii early tomorrow morning.  I'll try to hang in here, but I won't be here next week.

Have a great trip!!

I'm excited to hear about people traveling again. 

[Keywestclubkid]

This man did not change.. he gets out he will still cheat 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is the group of women at the hotel you’re staying at that makes noise all night long and when they leave the next morning, they let their doors slam behind them. 

I hate those people. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So between them, Mike and Justine have SEVEN children. They're like the von Trapps, I guess. 

Can barely tell the two families apart...maybe they will break out in the Sound of Music...

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So between them, Mike and Justine have SEVEN children. They're like the von Trapps, I guess. 

Let’s start at the very beginning… that’s a very good place to start 

[Pepper Mostly]

Who's playing this mean bass line? Chazz? 

TAI YOU ARE NOT DATING ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. 

[kacesq]

I’m thinking Sharp faked a lot of the mugshots this season.

Tai..

you are not dating 7 inmates. This is not dating and it also does not make you an alluring goddess…

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Tai left that surrogate proposer in the house while she fields calls from all her inmates boyfriends? I’m sure Hottie has a few tricks up his sleeve.

Edited October 22, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

LMAO…please film the Boston proposal. Thank you reality show gods.