90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Thank y’all for being on 🔥 and delivering the snark I really needed. The plot to take out Pred Bundy must go on…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim and Grangie, the new dynamic duo.

[endure]

Every time Kim tries to talk Angela gets louder and talks over her. Angela has a butt now too (cig)

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, ChiMama said:

Harvard Business School invited Kim Kardashian to speak at a small business symposium on campus last week. They’re really on a roll.

Business Success

Step 1: Sex tape.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, ChiMama said:

Harvard Business School invited Kim Kardashian to speak at a small business symposium on campus last week. They’re really on a roll.

I worked at Harvard for almost ten years. They are suckers for celebrity. Or "celebrity", if you will. Falling all over themselves for these D listers. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Her teeth are so big she cannot close her mouth.

[Bees52]

All this therapeutic talking from Angela and Kim, and neither one will leave the men they don't trust completely alone.

[Frozendiva]

Does the hotel staff get a big tip to clean the rose petals?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Watching BileDuct romance Shae? Don’t want to see that.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Angela is a barbie dolll that melted in the hot Arizona sun

Dead

[LEILANI2]

Sharps so low budget and got them the smallest room in NYC.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Does the hotel staff get a big tip to clean the rose petals?

Something tells me that Bilal is not a generous tipper. 

[endure]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

And she looks like Carol BASKIN!

Yara close second.

And then Kimbally 

[greekmom]

I still think Bilalzebub has been snipped.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz needs to write this down before she gets drunk and forgets what a douchebag Ed is.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does a big ass qualify as a small business?

I mean…that’s what started everything so….

[LEILANI2]

Bilal's teeth are too white lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she whining about traveling alone? She's not seven!

Oh Liz. Bless you, you will never be happy. 

[Shelbie]

FFS Liz you’re not travelling by stagecoach through dangerous territory.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does a big ass qualify as a small business?

When I was younger I used to think that these schools were private because you weren’t allowed to enter any buildings belonging to the campus or hear from any professors, students, faculty, etc. of Harvard, UNLESS you were an aforementioned student or professor. So if this rule held true, Kim K’s ass would be private too.

[judylo]

Liz looked good in that scene. No idea what she sees in Ed!

[LEILANI2]

Liz is literally giving Ed the best years of her life with the whole internet telling her to run.

[sainte-chapelle]

Liz and Ed hook up in 3…2…

[endure]

1 minute ago, endure said:

And then Kimbally 

LOL wrong spot, I think I've lost it!

[Angry Moldovan]

They are going to milk this til 10. So so low TLC, is this what you really think of us? That you can feed us these scraps and we will eat it like greedy seagulls?

I need therapy

[Bees52]

I hope Liz means what she says, moves on and lives her life without Ed.

Even if he begs her to come back, which he most likely will do again.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she whining about traveling alone? She's not seven!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

FFS Liz you’re not travelling by stagecoach through dangerous territory.

Right? There are no highwaymen lurking. No risk of cholera from drinking river water. She'll fly on a modern aircraft, and probably even be able to score a Cinnabon at the airport. Sheesh.

[Zombness]

Just now, Bees52 said:

I hope Liz means what she says, moves on and lives her life without Ed.

Even if he begs her to come back, which he most likely will do again.

No she won't...

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she whining about traveling alone? She's not seven!

Pred has sowed all that self doubt into her as a means of control. This will be good for her. Hopefully she’ll gain confidence the more she learns to live her life without him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Bees52 said:

I hope Liz means what she says, moves on and lives her life without Ed.

Even if he begs her to come back, which he most likely will do again.

That will depend upon whichever iteration of 90D he has a contract to appear on.

[endure]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

FFS Liz you’re not travelling by stagecoach through dangerous territory.

I think Ed tried to make her feel incompetent about getting home on her own and it probably worked, geez Liz, grow up!

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That will depend upon whichever iteration of 90D he has a contract to appear on.

90D: Burn in Hell

[sainte-chapelle]

I have no doubt that Liz and Ed will get back together…she is addicted to toxicity 

[tvrox]

Hi all! Sorry I missed tonight. Did I miss anything major, LOL? 

[OneGuy]

Shaeeda:  "I'm happy that you're my husband."

Bilal:  "Let me explain something.  Here's the thing . . ."

[Auntie Anxiety]

So long, BileDuct and Shae. Hope your dysfunctional relationship lasts forever.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, snarkers, five more minutes! Finish line's in sight! We can do it!

AHA! See, Bilal and Shaeeda don't have a joint account! But he baited Jovi and Yara about it. What a dick. 

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

They are going to milk this til 10. So so low TLC, is this what you really think of us? That you can feed us these scraps and we will eat it like greedy seagulls?

I need therapy

Let the numbers sink in: 6 months. 21 episodes. One season. 6 boring couples.

[Frozendiva]

Yara, you are capable of doing romantic things.

[Bees52]

Bleh and Shaedda can walk off into the sunset now. Please don't put them on PT, either, just let them go off and make babies, and run yoga studios.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, tvrox said:

Hi all! Sorry I missed tonight. Did I miss anything major, LOL? 

Oh, that's adorable. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, tvrox said:

Hi all! Sorry I missed tonight. Did I miss anything major, LOL? 

Jenny is my new Queen. She slayed Small Ed

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Jenny is my new Queen. She slayed Small Ed

I thought Grangie proclaimed herself queen.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Let the numbers sink in: 6 months. 21 episodes. One season. 6 boring couples.

Great. I feel terrible about myself now. I'm wasting my life! 

[Zombness]

You can see that TLC is not done with any of these couples.....there has not been a definite ending for them.  So they are all opened to come back.  Andrei and his dysfunctional in laws , Jennie and Summit coming to America, Yara and Jovi moving to MIA, Bilal and Shae quest for a baby, Angie and Michael's divorce,  Ed and Liz come back, Kim on Single Life.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Jenny is my new Queen. She slayed Small Ed

She wasn’t taking Ed’s shit…I loved it

[Doublemint]

I'm back - Yara & Jovi arguing.  OK.   What a great episode of All Creatures!

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Does a big ass qualify as a small business?

Ask Ed. Does being a big asshole qualify as a small business? 
 

[Frozendiva]

Yara, leave Jovi and find another sucker.