90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

Lord help me but the Jenny and as it storyline is the most interesting…might be the fever talking 

[Hotel Snarker]

I fully expect Bilal to back up his ex wife and throw his current wife under the bus.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

My heart has turned to stone cuz all this angst and strife just makes me yawn.

TLC I hate you for making me want to see Grangela because the rest of these people are so boring.

[goofygirl]

23 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

operating underwater drones or robots or something.  I guess we'll know when he announces he has to take off for work for a month or two again.   Isn't Yara a little young to have the top of her face totally immobile?   

I think so! The girl is only 27!!!

[LEILANI2]

Why kind of story line is this, 'friends' encouraging a newly married woman with a baby to go out and get another man. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

They probably will end the episode with Jenny and Sumit meeting the parents as a cliffhanger for next week.

Admit it, you wrote it, didn't you? Fess up!

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Shaeeda is practically begging him to defend her and he refuses. Why did she marry this man?

I think that Shaeeda is just like Bile.  He's just so disgusting that it distracts us.  

[Frozendiva]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh you are adorable. As if Bilal thinks HE needs to improve anything. 

Not to make the same mistake again!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Why kind of story line is this, 'friends' encouraging a newly married woman with a baby to go out and get another man. 

A stupid and “scraping the bottom of the barrel” one?

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Bilal, you suck so bad. 

For one: Shaeeda and your ex will not be "bickering" around your kids. They are adult women who probably have years of experience with pasting a smile on in difficult situations. Get. Over. Yourself. 

For two: "That sounds like a supportive wife" in that snotty tone. How about being a supportive husband, you humorless, overbearing, mansplaining prick? 

[Gobi]

Do those friends shop at Hookers R Us?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cymphony? That’s it. I need to fill the bong bowl back up.

[Mr. Miner]

Cymphony? Gtfooh!

[CSunshine76]

Cymphony?! Omg.
Tell me you’re a stripper without telling me you’re a stripper!

[Frozendiva]

Yara, you can't hire a sitter for a couple of hours?

[GrammyPammy]

“Cymphony”? Riiiiiggghht…

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Gobi said:

Do those friends shop at Hookers R Us?

Plastic….so …much…plastic

[Grifter Lives]

These women's outfits are worse than the Squad's at the meeting with Mohammed.

And, the one in the black dress needs to stop shaking her shoulders.  The one in the unfortunate skin-tone dress needs to sit up straight and pull up her dress.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Squad 4.0.

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cymphony? That’s it. I need to fill the bong bowl back up.

Don’t mind if I do!

[Mrs. Landingham]

TLC plucked these vapid creatures from central casting to act as Yara’s friends. Charming.

[mmecorday]

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Yara, you can't hire a sitter for a couple of hours?

I think she was told to stick to the script. 

[endure]

Aren't Sara.... oops YARA and the girlfriends a little over dressed?

Edited August 29, 2022 by endure

[Gobi]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Cymphony? Gtfooh!

It's pronounced "Some Phony".

[charmed1]

One of these hard-faced prostitutes is wearing Spanx as a dress. 

[My Girls]

These girls are what, 13?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Do those friends shop at Hookers R Us?

Frederick's of Hollywood?   (I'm dating myself now)!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Do those friends shop at Hookers R Us?

The one on the right looks like she is completely naked at first glance. 

The one on the left originally auditioned for "friend of Darcey and Stacey" but got this role as a consolation prize. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Cymphony? Gtfooh!

Next weird side character name: Chlamydia?

[Grifter Lives]

Friends always tell newlywed friends that they married below them repeatedly.

[Frozendiva]

Yara is gorgeous and can get any man? She may be pretty, but her inside work needs improving.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I guess this will be Yara’s plot this season? Cheating on Novi, except not really?

[magemaud]

Did that friend basically say Jovi is ugly? Well, she’s right but that’s not something to tell his wife 

[mmecorday]

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It's pronounced "Some Phony".

I am dead as a Bronte sister!!! 

[goofygirl]

Who ARE these chicks Yara's hanging with??  One of them is named "cymphony" or something!!! HILARIOUS!!!

[GrammyPammy]

Jovi reminds Yara of her mother? 

[Frozendiva]

I think Yara did get the mommy makeover.

[Angry Moldovan]

What vapid bimbos, how awful?

[Gobi]

This conversation is quite titillating.

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, magemaud said:

“What’s new?”

”I’m ovulating…”

”Cheers to that!” 

They're looking forward to more breastfeeding sessions. Hey, maybe Emily from Kansas in the last season can join them! 

[Mrs. Landingham]

No, I just can’t with these friends. TLC found them in some room where the rejected Love Island contestants are relegated, right? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Are Adele and Cymphony a mother-daughter duo?

[Grifter Lives]

Jovi, with the stripper fetish, criticized Yara's breasts.  Of course.  It was constructive criticism.

Yara can schedule plastic surgery to fill the downtime from her facial cosmetic procedures.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Who ARE these chicks Yara's hanging with??  One of them is named "cymphony" or something!!! HILARIOUS!!!

That's her name?  I thought it was the name of the restaurant - I'll show myself out.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, tvrox said:

They're looking forward to more breastfeeding sessions. Hey, maybe Emily from Kansas in the last season can join them! 

Breastfeeding is so enshrined in the 90 day canon that it has a Bingo square!

Edited August 29, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Finally, Mother Sumit comes forth to cleanse our palates before saying good night.

[Trackdawg]

Ah ight y'all. I just wanted to pop in to say "Hey". I loathe HEA and TOW even more than the other flavors, so I'm gonna sit out this season, and possibly next.

I'll try to drop by every once in a while, but with all the wedding plans we need to get going, our house hunt starting in earnest, keeping my 2 business from going on life support, plus my too-often-ignored music career, it's getting a lot tougher for me to be here regularly.

Miss you Primetime Peeps! See you in a few weeks!

[sainte-chapelle]

Jovi is an asshole….nice beer belly and you look like..

[GrammyPammy]

Could these blonde bimbo’s be any more shallow/boring/despicable? Ugh.

[mmecorday]

I like Dr. Lee, but these commercials make her look like she's sitting on the Iron Throne of Dermatology.