90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jabroni and Miona. Please ride into the sunset. And then off a cliff.

[Mr. Miner]

Jibberish deserves an Emmy!

[emergency ring]

jibroni, you made your choice!!! dont go 😢 now

[charmed1]

Hey, how come Jibri doesn’t have to blur out the Apple logo on the MacBook, but the 600 pounders do? What gives, TLC?

Edited August 1, 2022 by charmed1

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t watch but Dr. Pimple Popper seems like a nice lady. I think she really tries to put people at ease. Plastic surgeon shows are always “ this is awful…it looks terrible let’s fix it” $$$ she seems more like “ well it isn’t cancer which is the most important and I think we can fix it if it bothers you no problem”

Edited August 1, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Jibri is a very bad liar. And yes, I bet she's a shit therapist.

[kacesq]

Oh FFS...stop feeling sorry for yourself Mom. This is not that fucking dramatic.

[tvrox]

58 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The best part of the show, John (from Bawstin 🎶) has been MIA for a few episodes now.

He's definitely hosting parties while Pat and Thais are away. 

[emergency ring]

i love a mamas boy ad on the corner is perfect for jibrobni lol

[Grifter Lives]

"A son is a son until he takes a wife. . . "

[Pepper Mostly]

What terrible decisions have Jibri and Miona made that are ruining your joy, Mama Jibri? They didn't do what YOU wanted. How dare they! 

[sainte-chapelle]

I know this is fake but if you miss your sonS wedding due to hurt feelings you will regret it for the rest of your life

[Hotel Snarker]

If Jibri’s mom was my therapist I’d find a new one immediately after seeing her on this shit.

[LEILANI2]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm sure he'd like to, but if he did he knows he'd never see his kid again.

Aaaaaaand that's it, I'm dead. Smited. Smote. Slain. 

Is that available anywhere? Prime, maybe? I'd watch! 

UK version is on Discovery +.  Last weekend I saw they had a promo for .99cent for 2 months.

[greekmom]

I don't buy it

[Angry Moldovan]

Fake news man, fake news

[kacesq]

I’ve always wanted to visit Miami.

[Gobi]

His parents can't be there because they don't have matching jackets.

[mmecorday]

Quote

I don’t watch but Dr. Pimple Popper seems like a nice lady. I think she really tries to put people at ease.

She has the compassion and the skills needed to be a successful physician. Very sweet and kind to her patients.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Hey, how come Jibri doesn’t have to blur out the Apple logo on the MacBook, but the 600 pounders do? What gives, TLC?

Some production assistant is on unemployment as of today.

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jabroni and Miona. Please ride into the sunset. And then off a cliff.

Co-signed.

[Angry Moldovan]

His small head is freaking me out, I’m not going to lie

[Grifter Lives]

Caipirhinas, because Thais is Brazilian, and they drank all the liquor on the yacht.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thais wants some alone time with Patrick before she makes the decision about wether or not to stick it out for the green card marry him.

[magemaud]

21 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Why isn't Temperature at the party?  Where are the other groomsmen

Waiting for their tuxedos to arrive from China 

[Frozendiva]

You are 25 years old, maybe, Thais. How much life have you experienced?

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

If Jibri’s mom was my therapist I’d find a new one immediately after seeing her on this shit.

Since we know this is all a reanactment of 'actual events' why did she agree to film this. Maybe to help their career or to get them some money so they could move out but it definitely does not paint her in a good light.

[Hotel Snarker]

This season has been rough. There’s not one couple I’m really rooting for. I don’t care about any of them. After being on so many seasons, I thought maybe Ari and Bini may stir something. No. Just no.

[ExMathMajor]

This whole Jibri/Mama Jibri conversation is such bullshit. Are she and Brian in a hotel down the road?

[Pepper Mostly]

Thais is tired of being dragged all over the country to be grilled by Patrick's various family, friends and "business associates". 

[Frozendiva]

Thais, change is hard and folks don't change unless they want to. He is who he is.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

This whole Jibri/Mama Jibri conversation is such bullshit. Are she and Brian in a hotel down the road?

Oh, you know they are. Because the important thing is to make Jibri and Miona's wedding all about them. 

[Shelbie]

Thais marry him or don’t just shut up about it.

[Frozendiva]

3 months notice is sufficient.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

His small head is freaking me out, I’m not going to lie

I thought it was giant head and his features are all scrunched up in the center.

[Mrs. Landingham]

John is an “inergul” part of Pat’s life. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

John is an integral part of Patrick’s life.  He is his dealer. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Patrick knew that Thais was coming to the US to marry him, why didn’t he start dealing with getting rid of John (from Bawstin🎶) sooner?

[Angry Moldovan]

I’d rather see Areiola and her ugly face.

[Grifter Lives]

John's moving out is too late.  They just bought that house with John's in-law suite.  Now, Thais wants to kick out John for her father to move in. . . because family is important only in Brazil.

[sainte-chapelle]

Patrick looks so derpy. Nothing behind the eyes

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This season has been rough. There’s not one couple I’m really rooting for. I don’t care about any of them. After being on so many seasons, I thought maybe Ari and Bini may stir something. No. Just no.

I like Guillermo. And I have developed a sneaking fondness for Miona. I think she'll make Anfisa look like a piker. That girl has some ovaries. 

[Straycat80]

I just zoned out thru Jibri and now these two boring twits. This season can’t end fast enough for me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I thought it was giant head and his features are all scrunched up in the center.

Reverse fetal alcohol syndrome.

[emergency ring]

everything is hard for patrick except for his dick

[Hotel Snarker]

I thought Pat was a power lifter. It should be easy for him to throw John into the street.

[Frozendiva]

Thais, learn more English and level the playing field.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d rather see Areiola and her ugly face.

No! Don’t summon her. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I thought it was giant head and his features are all scrunched up in the center.

I think his neck has doubled in size and now his face is smaller in comparison. Or the camera angle. Regardless, he’s like a Tim Burton reject. 

[goofygirl]

I'm getting REALLY tired of Thais and all her caterwalling.  Now she wants Patrick to put brother John out the SECOND they are married.  She still is having doubts at this late stage??

Just go on back to Brazil you whiny brat.  Ugh!