90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[ExMathMajor]

Um...is that a wedding ring on Jibri's finger??

[Grifter Lives]

So, Grandma could leave the state, but Mama Jibroni couldn't.  What kind of crazy laws does South Dakota have?

Don't forget: It's all due to Jabroni's impulsiveness.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Where did these two get money to get married? 

TLC

[Angry Moldovan]

Grandma is too nice for all of this fuckery 

[greekmom]

Bet the Joshua tree is for the 'Gram.

[Frozendiva]

Grandma Jibri uses the suitcase holder!

[For Cereals]

The only person I like in this storyline is grandma

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot get exercised about Miona and Jibri's story because I am convinced its fake fake fakity fake fake. they had Joshua Tree picked out from the beginning and had to pad out their story. 

I'm also prepared to bet that Jibri's killjoy parents show up with truckloads of sighs, eyerolls, and generous scoops of guilt to cast their own unique gloom on the nuptials. 

@Pepper Mostly, you never disappoint.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grandma is the voice of reason. And she knows that Jabroni is just a stupid fool and nothing will change that.

[Gobi]

I wonder if Debris and Minion will cater the wedding themselves?

[LEILANI2]

Jibri and his grandma have something in common I think.

[Hotel Snarker]

Cheyne is FABULOUS.

[kacesq]

This show is draaaaaaaaaging lol. 

[Suzywriter]

I agree with debris. You're never ready. 

[sainte-chapelle]

«  I’m not ready to get married but when is anyone ready » Jesus take the wheel

[ExMathMajor]

Avi and Grandma Jibri are two reasons for me to keep watching this shitshow. If they ever appeared on the screen together I think my pancreas would explode.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Grandma Jibri went to the barbershop 

Boys regular.

[mmecorday]

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I wonder if Debris and Minion will cater the wedding themselves?

Great Value frozen entrees for everyone!

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot get exercised about Miona and Jibri's story because I am convinced its fake fake fakity fake fake. they had Joshua Tree picked out from the beginning and had to pad out their story. 

I'm also prepared to bet that Jibri's killjoy parents show up with truckloads of sighs, eyerolls, and generous scoops of guilt to cast their own unique gloom on the nuptials. 

Agreed. All of the talks and interactions between Jibri and his parents seemed much more scripted than these scenes usually are. Jibri and Miona being kicked out of the house felt ultra scripted. Big meh. 

[kacesq]

Oh I thought we would be spared Hosebeast Emily.

the Plaths are scary looking.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This show is draaaaaaaaaging lol. 

It always drag…….

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

«  I’m not ready to get married but when is anyone ready » Jesus take the wheel

When you have employment, can communicate your wants and needs, can be a life partner to someone.

[sainte-chapelle]

“you are losing your blankey” I am dead…grandma slayed me

[Straycat80]

Why rush off to the desert in the rain and get married by Grandma with no one else there? They should have just gotten married in SD. 

[Doublemint]

Does anyone watch the Plathville show?   It looks awful.

[For Cereals]

Emily needs a tongue minder.  I’m also salty because I have to wear one now as a last phase of my braces and I don’t have a lisp!

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

I don't buy it either...and this is just one more reason why I'm done with this franchise after this season is over.

We'll miss you!

Shaeeda says no to the dress! 

[charmed1]

Just now, Gobi said:

I wonder if Debris and Minion will cater the wedding themselves?

I’m sure the Black Herbs Serbs will be the featured wedding band.

[LEILANI2]

Thais, Emily, Ari, why did we need them all in the same season.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

the Plaths are scary looking.

They are very Children of the Corn but the show is actually good.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

So, Grandma could leave the state, but Mama Jibroni couldn't.  What kind of crazy laws does South Dakota have?

Don't forget: It's all due to Jabroni's impulsiveness.

Yeah, his impulsive decision to apply for and deal with all the attendant trouble and expense that come with obtaining a fiancee visa, which takes months of preparation, cash, time, filling out forms, notarizing forms, going to interviews, and so on. Just a madcap irrepressible scamp, turning on a dime! Jesus, these people. 

[Grifter Lives]

In one of the extra scenes, Jabroni said that they're getting married in the AirBnB that they're residing in, too.  Is Grandma going to be with them?  Also, why didn't she travel with them, since she showed up immediately after them?  

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Does anyone watch the Plathville show?   It looks awful.

I do and it is.

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Grandma Jibri uses the suitcase holder!

Like a civilized person! Finally, I don’t have to dry heave at throwing a suitcase on top of the bedding.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Does anyone watch the Plathville show?   It looks awful.

I watched the first season, it was so boring. I’m surprised it’s still on. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Does anyone watch the Plathville show?   It looks awful.

That would be a NO from me

[Hotel Snarker]

Obligatory "you suck" for Kim Plath.

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Does anyone watch the Plathville show?   It looks awful.

I tried to earlier this season but they bore me and the mother is a 50 year old pudgy narcissist ballerina going through a midlife trying to fuck a 30 year old gay black man. I get enough of that from the 90 days franchise.

Edited August 1, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Emily needs a tongue minder.  I’m also salty because I have to wear one now as a last phase of my braces and I don’t have a lisp!

Emily needs a ball gag and a brown paper bag.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Why rush off to the desert in the rain and get married by Grandma with no one else there? They should have just gotten married in SD. on LSD.

FTFY. At least it might have been interesting! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

In one of the extra scenes, Jabroni said that they're getting married in the AirBnB that they're residing in, too.  Is Grandma going to be with them?  Also, why didn't she travel with them, since she showed up immediately after them?  

I think it’s a house they are renting.  The storyline about being kicked out of the house may have been an invention to add drama to their incredibly boring segments.  

[Mrs. Landingham]

You guys, Payyydrooh wants a separation. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Agreed. All of the talks and interactions between Jibri and his parents seemed much more scripted than these scenes usually are. Jibri and Miona being kicked out of the house felt ultra scripted. Big meh. 

And WHAT are his joyless, boring, whiny, nitpicky parents DOING, anyway, that won't allow them to "get away" for their son's wedding? "We hate Miona more than we love our son. And we're petty enough to stick the knife in him so he knows that we're not mad, we're just disappointed". Gah, I hate them 

[For Cereals]

Ok fiiine Plath party of one here LOL.

[Frozendiva]

Is the Ferrero Rocher chocolate the party favour?

[magemaud]

37 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why such an ugly Gucci?

Marshall’s clearance rack 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m surprised Emily was able to take some time away from nursing to prepare for the wedding.

[Angry Moldovan]

What does Kobe see in her? I mean she nasty inside and out

[magemaud]

Emily’s parents’ house is fug

[LEILANI2]

She's always trying to degrade him...enjoy your life of being her whipping boy Kobe.