90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I adored that moment and yet...now Pred is a “star” of the franchise. Ugh.

He sucks. It’s way past time for him to go.

[kacesq]

Oh FFS...he’s here on a goddamned fiancé visa. What the fuck with this proposal crap?

apologies for the cursing I’m at the end of my rope with this franchise. I only come here for you guys.

[Eldemarge]

"You're the Love of my (SAD SAD) Life!"

[charmed1]

This is so uncomfortable. It looks like a 10th grader proposing to his math teacher.

[Gobi]

I thought the whole reason Mo was there was to marry her?

[magemaud]

Wait! I though Yve and Mo were already engaged? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Mohammed going to do the fire ceremony?

[Suzywriter]

Yve, your old knees can't handle those skyscraper shoes. She walks like she has on knee braces. 

[Eldemarge]

Make a wish and then throw yourself into this fire.

[Zombness]

Yes Ive....that is the way that a fool feels.    You are too old to be con by a 20 yr old and his mother.    

[Hotel Snarker]

Wudyoumarrymebahb?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, endure said:

Bilal and Shae are so phoney, I can barely stand them.  Every week the entire season they all have their same issue play out it's getting annoying and boring

I can't stand either of them.  He's horrid, and she's dour.  All she does is complain and then protest that he's such a romantic.  They're both miserable.  Mohammed almost makes me forget, because he's almost as bad.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she so surprised? Wasn't the objective marriage from the beginning? 

She can barely walk in those shoes. Bet she's yearning for her Birkenstocks. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Wait! I though Yve and Mo were already engaged? 

Why these 90 day sorts are always 'surprised' by a proposal when they've spend a year filling out K1 paperwork, I'll never know. 

Edited July 25, 2022 by Suzywriter

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gobi said:

I thought the whole reason Mo was there was to marry her?

They treat us like dullards, like we don’t notice the gaping plot holes and inaccuracies. Fook you Sharpe and friends

[Zombness]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is Mohammed going to do the fire ceremony?

Of course, once he gets the green card.

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

alot of the couples don't want to participate after they see how the show portrays them.

I'm shocked the divorce rate is low for these guys.  I mean look how long it took Mark and Nikki to divorce.  I thought she would be out of there in year 3

Prenup.

[Straycat80]

Mohamed keeps looking at someone, probably a TLC producer, like ‘did I do this scene ok, and when do I get my green card’? 

Edited July 25, 2022 by Straycat80

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Yes Ive....that is the way that a fool feels.    You are too old to be con by a 20 yr old and his mother.    

THIS. PART.

[sainte-chapelle]

He is faking forthe green card 

[Doublemint]

Funny Yve said "we can grow together" - she left out the word OLD.....

[RichiesOlderBro]

Patrick’s mother has those eye brows he seems to like. 

[GrammyPammy]

Mohammed is really love-bombing Yve.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

I can't stand either of them.  He's horrid, and she's dour.  All she does is complain and then protest that he's such a romantic.  They're both miserable.  Mohammed almost makes me forget, because he's almost as bad.

I feel like we need to swap some of them around, but I haven't figured out who with whom. 

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

This is so uncomfortable. It looks like a 10th grader proposing to his math teacher.

Reminds me of that Mary Kay chick who sexually assaulted the kid in her class.

[LEILANI2]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

These two put me to sleep. Thank God my prisoners come back Friday even though I’m not thrilled with the cast.

I may finally give in and get Discovery Plus to see the UK version of this show.

Yes!  I need someone to chat about the show. Like wtf is going on with the one from China lol, I will not spoil the first episode.

Edited July 25, 2022 by LEILANI2

[endure]

WTF is with Yves sideburns, so bizarre, but then....

[Suzywriter]

Thais is Karine without the built-in STIs.

[Grifter Lives]

We had one wedding, and we still have 4 or 5 weeks left.  Is that a wedding a week for the rest of the season?  Will Jibroni and Miona drive to Joshua Tree for the next 3 weeks, like Kenny drove to Mexico for most of Season 1?  I don't get the pacing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

Reminds me of that Mary Kay chick who sexually assaulted the kid in her class.

Mary Kate Latternou (or some such thing). She recently died of cancer, I think.

[Pepper Mostly]

Can someone please do some housecleaning at the Sharp writer's room? These tired old storylines are threadbare. And whoever's in charge of casting needs to be fired, pronto. 

[TMI]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh FFS...he’s here on a goddamned fiancé visa. What the fuck with this proposal crap?

apologies for the cursing I’m at the end of my rope with this franchise. I only come here for you guys.

Agree 1000% ....78 days in and Mo the spoiled brat...proposes!!! YEAH TLC ---you're full of crap!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I feel like we need to swap some of them around, but I haven't figured out who with whom. 

Fun game to keep us from falling into a 90 day coma

[Suzywriter]

Just now, greekmom said:

Reminds me of that Mary Kay chick who sexually assaulted the kid in her class.

Yes! Same crazy younger man greed eyes.

Letournou. They were married for 20 years. 

[Gobi]

More horseshit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Kobe’s gotten comfortable with the livestock, which is good because he’s never going to be allowed to leave there, except over Emily’s dead body.

[ExMathMajor]

Wikipedia again: Mary Kay Letourneau

[Auntie Anxiety]

That kitchen is a fucking mess. Gross.

[Frozendiva]

Kobe may be happier living in a bigger city in Kansas or maybe meeting some people around you and make some friends.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Yes! Same crazy younger man greed eyes.

Letournou. They were married for 20 years. 

Yeah her. She was batshit crazy.

So are we seeing Emily's wedding going to happen?

And I think they are part of that cult of essential oils.

[endure]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Reminds me of that Mary Kay chick who sexually assaulted the kid in her class.

You're right, she kind of looks and acts like her, Mary Kay Leterneau (sp) - she died I think

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

We had one wedding, and we still have 4 or 5 weeks left.  Is that a wedding a week for the rest of the season?  Will Jibroni and Miona drive to Joshua Tree for the next 3 weeks, like Kenny drove to Mexico for most of Season 1?  I don't get the pacing.

Four weeks left, four weddings, right? Emily and Kobe, Ari and Bini, Yve and Mohammed, and Shaeeda and Bilal. Get out your handkerchiefs, you know we'll all be bawling over the true love. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Freddie Mercury wrote a song about her and her fat bottom

[Straycat80]

Sounds like Kobe is making a run for it! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Maybe he’s not happy in Kansas??? You think?

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Four weeks left, four weddings, right? Emily and Kobe, Ari and Bini, Yve and Mohammed, and Shaeeda and Bilal. Get out your handkerchiefs, you know we'll all be bawling over the true love. 

Ill make sure and have tons of wine next weekend.

I don't know why I didn't stock up.

And Kobe for fuck sakes. Clear your browser history.

[Straycat80]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Freddie Mercury wrote a song about her and her fat bottom

Fat Bottomed Girls! 

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can someone please do some housecleaning at the Sharp writer's room? These tired old storylines are threadbare. And whoever's in charge of casting needs to be fired, pronto. 

Here's an excerpt from a recent interview with one of the producers:

Do you see that growing even more? Could we see a trans person or non-binary person on the show?

Stay tuned! A transgender story is high on the list. We would love to find a Deaf couple or a blind couple; we’d love to find a teenager or an extremely visual couple, like two very tall people, or an octogenarian dating an octogenarian. It’s really, really, really important to us to feature all types of couples.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily, aka The Warden, now needs to do a cavity search on Kobe, just to make sure he doesn’t have anything else up his asshole sleeve.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Four weeks left, four weddings, right? Emily and Kobe, Ari and Bini, Yve and Mohammed, and Shaeeda and Bilal. Get out your handkerchiefs, you know we'll all be bawling over the true love. 

How about four weddings and a funeral instead?