90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Emily is like seriously pregnant.

[Welshman in Ca]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Whatever happened to @Armchair Critic?

If I vanish I was banned. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, they blithely just went ahead and had sex without using any birth control, and now Emily's brilliant plan is to keep it secret until she starts to show. She's a real Nobelist, this one. 

[tvrox]

Why are they talking about this in the pharmacy, and where are the other customers? 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, guess we don't need to buy those condoms, right?

The one benefit of an unexpected pregnancy...can't get pregnant. 

[greekmom]

I wonder when this happened. Wasn't he sleeping in the other room?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stupid is as  stupid does. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I remember when Nicole wanted to trap Azan with a baby. He played the long game and bled her dry over a five year period then dumped her.

[Straycat80]

Do it Yve, get the boy-man a ticket back to Egypt. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Emily is trash with two eyeballs.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

The one benefit of an unexpected pregnancy...can't get pregnant. 

You can if you have two uteruses.

[Baltimore Betty]

Emily says to Kobe while holding two positive pregnancy tests, "well at least you are not in China or Africa this time," idiot, if he was still overseas you would not be pregnant!  Also, perhaps get in the car and have that private convo and not in the doorway of your local Rexall.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Didn't the last surprise baby teach them anything? 

Oh, you are adorable.

[Suzywriter]

I was grateful for no WhinyModo tonight.

[Grifter Lives]

Here's a plan that Emily and Kobe missed: Return the rings, don't buy the dress and take the $4K he brought to rent a cheap apartment.  Then, tell the parents.

[LEILANI2]

This season sucks so bad I don't even bother to watch it when it's up at 2am on Sunday's. Maybe that's why everyone is MIA,

Edited July 11, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Do it Yve, get the boy-man a ticket back to Egypt. 

Would he be flying as unaccompanied minor?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Emily is trash with two eyeballs.

Marjorie the Trash Heap!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I remember when Nicole wanted to trap Azan with a baby. He played the long game and bled her dry over a five year period then dumped her.

Good times.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I remember when Nicole wanted to trap Azan with a baby. He played the long game and bled her dry over a five year period then dumped her.

sigh. Gotta admit there have been some really good con artists on this show.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Do it Yve, get the boy-man a ticket back to Egypt. 

She is too besotted with her foreign prince to send him back to Egypt 

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I wonder when this happened. Wasn't he sleeping in the other room?

She jumped him the first night he landed. She wouldn’t let him see his son until he had sex with her. 

[For Cereals]

Seriously Emily?  You want to know if he’s happy about it?

[Zombness]

I don't think Potatoe head is controlling.   Thais is not in her country and does not speak English well.  She does not know how we do things here nor she knows churches or venues to have a wedding, therefore, Potatoe head has to take charge of things.   Thais only knows chapels  in Las Vegas  because she saw them in movies.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I remember when Nicole wanted to trap Azan with a baby. He played the long game and bled her dry over a five year period then dumped her.

I miss the sleazy scammers of yesteryear. Now its just a parade of dumbasses. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Welshman in Ca said:

If I vanish I was banned. 

Who was it who posted the decidedly XXX photo of Paul and Karine? She either was banned or stopped posting.

[Bees52]

Emily expected him to be happy about a second baby? She barely lets him get near the first one. Most important of all, they can't afford another one!

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I wonder when this happened.

Probably at the hotel Emily booked on the way home from the airport. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

She jumped him the first night he landed. She wouldn’t let him see his son until he had sex with her. 

guess she's super fertile. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

You can if you have two uteruses.

That is a horror movie I can't even imagine. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I wonder when this happened. Wasn't he sleeping in the other room?

They washed their international underwear together.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Here's a plan that Emily and Kobe missed: Return the rings, don't buy the dress and take the $4K he brought to rent a cheap apartment.  Then, tell the parents.

This is Emily, she's not a planner and go getter.   In a million years she wouldn't consider this.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe realizes that Emily won’t allow him in the bed for another 2 years now.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I miss the sleazy scammers of yesteryear. Now its just a parade of dumbasses. 

And they're all famewhores.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That is a horror movie I can't even imagine. 

It is the next TLC show!

[greekmom]

Little Covid's days on the boob are numbered.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Emily expected him to be happy about a second baby? She barely lets him get near the first one. Most important of all, they can't afford another one!

Don’t worry. Bunion can tell them the secret to affording ten babies.

[Hotel Snarker]

Boring episode tonight. 🙁

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I miss the sleazy scammers of yesteryear. Now its just a parade of dumbasses. 

I always thought he flew his flag for the opposing team. He might marry but I doubt it.

[Grifter Lives]

Yves needs to call the posse and drown her sorrows.

[tvrox]

Wow, we actually saw the camerman in that shot as Mo walked into the bedroom. Wouldn't it be weird to have a camerman staring at you while you cry in bed? 

[Doublemint]

I'm going to say goodnight early, my Korean drama comes on at 10 pm and I'm hooked on a few of these.  Have a great week!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, greekmom said:

Little Covid's days on the boob are numbered.

Little Covid os going to freak out when he sees his replacement on Emily’s tit. He won’t stop nursing. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Does anyone know if you can get a different sponsor mid stream? It does not seem like you could because you are there for the reason of marriage with the person who filed the paperwork.

[greekmom]

I never understood the countdown and pressure for the wedding except for drama.

Pickup at the airport, go to the courthouse the next day and do the deed. Then plan an actual wedding

[CSunshine76]

This asshole Mohammad has dreams and goals. Of living in America and bringing his Mom over. He doesn’t give a fuck who helps him do it! 

[Eldemarge]

I would not let Ari's greasy hair anywhere near those expensive dresses. Try to bathe first.

[OoogleEyes]

Whew! I made it! I hope that you all have a great week ahead 

[Suzywriter]

Yve is so whiny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mohamed’s dream is to get a green card, get his family over here, and find a nice Muslim wife who is a virgin and doesn’t wear a bikini.