90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Evelyn: "You know my family, we celebrate everything"

Pepper Mostly: "With big, steaming bowls of penis soup!" 

[sainte-chapelle]

 Me explaining to hubby “ yea he dated another girl but she was the town mattress so there is that” hubby “what?” Me “shutupeee my stories are on”

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Neighborhood watch party time! 

Comedy gold!

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I’m envisioning something like Rory watching Dean’s wedding from afar. In case ya’ll are Gilmore Girls watchers. 

Gilmore Girls, West Wing, and 90 day fiance? You are my TV soulmate!! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesus Corey, learn Spanish already you twit.

Man, the bitch runs strong in this family.

[Emmeline]

On a previous season didn’t Corey invest money in the family restaurant?  If he was good enough for that, those dumb ass sisters should bloody well welcome him.  I mean come on Evelyn is no big prize.

Edited September 27, 2021 by Emmeline

[Eldemarge]

Evelyn's poor mom.  :(

[Frozendiva]

Corey doesn't have to spend $50K on a second wedding!

[charmed1]

Corey wore his formal Ray-Bans for the wedding.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

That is the saddest side braid I have ever seen.

Didn't Low have the starter chin braid, I did not like it on him and I do not like it on Victor, not in a box, not on a fox, I do not like chin locks.

[Suzywriter]

Those sisters of Evelin remind me of Flotsam and Jetsam, the two eels that were Ursula's pets in The Little Mermaid.

[Maybeitsme]

Momma Evil Lyn is pissed 

[Floatingbison]

Oh, they didn't know they were married?  Holy bombshell, that's juicy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, Corey's not going to be so well loved by her family anymore.

Edited September 27, 2021 by Hotel Snarker
Anymore, not any more

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all, I made yeast rolls for the first time in my life today. They turned out pretty good! They weren't quite as good as my grandmother's, but pretty tasty based on their own merit.

Yum! I'll take one! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Corey doesn't have to spend $50K on a second wedding!

No worries, Family Evilyn will have plenty of places to put that money!

[sainte-chapelle]

Town mattress is throwing Corey under the busseeee

[Grifter Lives]

Evilyn's eyebrows are two different colors.

[Floatingbison]

The Family Evil Lynn wants to see photographic evidence.

[Suzywriter]

She's blaming it on Corey knowing that he doesn't understand the nuance of the language.

[kacesq]

Evilyn can’t keep a straight face during this nonsense. I hope this is their last season.

[Frozendiva]

Corey and Evelin 4Ever? LOL!

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Town mattress is throwing Corey under the busseeee

 And throwing herself under another man.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Evilyn: "Are you happy?"

Evilyn: "Not since 2009" 

[charmed1]

If I were Evelin, I’d be horrified if my mom was cuter than me.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Well, Corey's not going to be so well loved by her family anymore.

He'll be served penis soup at every meal and family event.

[Auntie Anxiety]

No matter what the circumstances, no mother in her right mind would be hp having Corey as an official son-in-law.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don’t understand this. It’s not like they didn’t know who Corey was, so why not just tell your family that you’re getting married and just get married. Even if it was just for the papers they know you all have been in a relationship. So it would’ve been that much of a surprise.

[Armchair Critic]

How fake is this, Evelin's whole family is laughing when she tells them she was already married.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Town mattress is throwing Corey under the busseeee

He's to blame for everything. Just like Jihoon and Ronald. 

[kacesq]

Oh I thought I was going to be spared the Princeton Princess. Dammit.

[CSunshine76]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Didn't Low have the starter chin braid, I did not like it on him and I do not like it on Victor, not in a box, not on a fox, I do not like chin locks.

Note to self: do not read Betty’s posts while taking a sip of wine. 😂🤣😂🤣

[OoogleEyes]

Evelyn is not entitled look that smug.

[tvrox]

Trying to rebuild relationship after your ex visits?! Maybe he shouldn't have visited, dumb ass. 

[Floatingbison]

Corey still hasn't picked up Spanish?

[Suzywriter]

Evelin always has that Schadenfreude smile when she delivers hurtful news.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Evelin really threw Corey under the bus like it was nothing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mikva incoming in 3....2......1

[Floatingbison]

Holy water is better in Turkey.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Corey still hasn't picked up Spanish?

No, but he has picked up some STDs

[Maybeitsme]

Yes it's called faith Ari

[Baltimore Betty]

Geeze, Ari cannot even carry her own child.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Does this girl ever take care of her baby without the nanny?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, goody, let's watch Ari mock and roll her eyes at other people's spiritual traditions. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Corey still hasn't picked up Spanish?

His Spanish sounded good to me, but then he forgot it two minutes later

[magemaud]

I wonder if Bini is worried about Holy Water Shrinkage. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Areola is really believing in the powers of the holy water. As in, Get Me the Fuck Out of Here.

[Hotel Snarker]

Poor nanny, tracking through the tuff terrain with the baby. She is working hard for her $$$.

[Frozendiva]

The Holy water didn't cause any weird reactions. Hmmmm.

[Suzywriter]

I would bet my favorite shoes that the  nanny-sister is Biniyam's bio mom.