90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Let's play our favorite game, Throw The Titty!

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't want him to be upset on his first day with you". Cram it, Emily. You are living for it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe, you’ll be trying forever to convince Emily that you can be a good dad. And you eventually won’t be seeing him when you break up, so enjoy your time together.

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

After prom and after you graduate, you do learn that your classmates have short lives. A few died by the time they turned 25.

In my case, my teacher got murdered by her husband who was also a teacher at my school. He was cheating on her and wanted out. Her murder involved a box cutter. It was awful

[Bees52]

Hi everyone! Hope you're having a good weekend. I'm kinda here, kinda not. Watching the show away from my pc.

Still can't get that image of Kara stabbing popping extra balloons just after Guillermo said he'd give them to the neighborhood kids. 😱 And why drag him to her high school reunion? To make the ex jealous, maybe? It might be working because he's trying to break them up!

[Hotel Snarker]

“The Tongue” is the absolute worst.

[goofygirl]

Wait, WHUT???? EMILY HAS A J-O-B????    Shocked I say;shocked.

[Grifter Lives]

Koben's been crying every episode.  He's probably one of the loudest, noisiest babies on this entire series.  It's not like Emily is a great mom..

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

One from my high school class was married, and divorced four times by 25, with three kids.   All four wedding ceremonies were church weddings, at the family Baptist church.   The final divorce happened because she was caught 'dating' her stepson.   The husband was so much older than she was, that the step son was older than her too.    Guess how I know all of that, since I'd have to be dragged to a high school reunion?   My idiot brother married her equally scuzzy sister. 

Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!😂

[Frozendiva]

Kobe just met his son. Give him a little time.

[kacesq]

Hey grandma? Lots of parents have no experience with babies. And yet they cope.

[My Girls]

Gramma needs to back off.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I was wondering if you got hit by that really bad storm!

I was on a mini vacation but didn’t affect us in Port Hope,….just finally seeing people again, hung out with folks I haven’t seen in 2 years!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK Kobe. Take Koben into a quiet room and speak softly, or not at all. 

Grandma. BUTT OUT. 

[kacesq]

Kobe is the class act this season.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'll let you watch him"?? Jesus fucking Christ you old bat fuck right off. 

[Suzywriter]

Two damned helecopter mothers. Get lost, Grandma.

[Gobi]

The kid is looking at lunch: "What's this? Where's my tit?"

[Hotel Snarker]

Emily. This is your child’s father. Let them have some space. Mama Emily won’t leave him alone with his child.

[Tuneful]

I'm not watching this season (famous last words) but I tuned in for a bit and caught the Wrapped-Tight Debutante and her latest rebellion, Guillermo. The ex is stoner central but I like the way he basically told Guillermo to get the F out while he could, if she is still controlling. Guillermo has a lot of poise for a 22-year-old, especially in a foreign country. The Wrapped-Tight Debutante talks double-the talk (or as the Aaron Neville song goes, "Tryin' to talk the double-talk, Get-myself-in-trouble talk." And how is it that her vision of their future is Always Right. 

P.S. Guillermo, if you get sick of being ordered around, I have a... friend who's old enough to be your grandma and is a good time. 

Edited May 30, 2022 by Tuneful

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Wait, WHUT???? EMILY HAS A J-O-B????    Shocked I say;shocked.

I can’t imagine what she’s doing for 5 hours looking like she didn’t shower after the brief tour…

[mmecorday]

Just get the kid Babel. In no time he'll be saying "Je parle francais" like a native!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Koben's been crying every episode.  He's probably one of the loudest, noisiest babies on this entire series.  It's not like Emily is a great mom..

Her parenting tool kit consists of one thing, stuffing a boob in Koben's mouth. 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Why do I feel like Kara is going to be the wife from Best in Show where they find a rando hookup everywhere they go.

BUSY BEE! BUSY BEE!

[kacesq]

I really hate Emily, I hate women like her who think they’re supreme goddesses because they had a kid. And Emily? It’s not Kobe’s fault he wasn’t around for 17 months.

[Frozendiva]

Nothing wrong with peanuts if the baby is slowly introduced to them.

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

In my case, my teacher got murdered by her husband who was also a teacher at my school. He was cheating on her and wanted out. Her murder involved a box cutter. It was awful

Jenny, you have had such an interesting life with a TON of life experiences.  Have you ever thought about writing a book?  I mean, I would read it immediately!!  It seems like you have such strength and wisdom....  Just a thought.  YOU ROCK!

Edited May 30, 2022 by goofygirl

[OneGuy]

Emily starts with, "Here's the thing."  Everyone tunes out.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Emily or whatever your saggy boob name is….don’t pretend to be a parent, we all know grandma is raising that child

[My Girls]

I don't know how this poor man is putting up with this crap.  Wow.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

In my case, my teacher got murdered by her husband who was also a teacher at my school. He was cheating on her and wanted out. Her murder involved a box cutter. It was awful

This reminds me that I had an elementary school music teacher who was beaten, raped, and strangled to death by her ex-husband on her front porch. I saw it from afar because I was at the field across from her home at the time. I immediately went to my mom and told her to alert authorities.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I can’t imagine what she’s doing for 5 hours looking like she didn’t shower after the brief tour…

She’s supposedly a nanny

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe and Bunion need to start a support group for vacation fuck boys who fucked in haste and are repenting at leisure.

[Grifter Lives]

Just when Emily couldn't get worse, she says that she knows exactly how she wants to raise Covid, and Kobe has to fall in line.  I'm disgusted.

Yet, Bilal remains the most offensive.

[kacesq]

That purple haired girl from Plathville irks me and I don’t even watch the show.

[OoogleEyes]

I want this man to bring that baby to my house and let him learn to be a DAD, dammit 

[Pepper Mostly]

See? Ventriloquist's dummy! 

Kobe is doing an admirable job of maintaining his cool. Emily is a crap parent the end. That kid will not have any friends because she'll hover over every play date and alienate every other parent. His teachers will uniformly hate her. 

Edited May 30, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

"I don't want those peanuts, dad." 

You called it @Pepper Mostly!

[Suzywriter]

How do you know he's not allergic or has an allergy?

Emily, you are not mama extrodinaire. 

Peanuts are fine. We ate them as kids. My grandpa would shell them for us. He's Algonquin, not Cameroonian. Small world. 

[Emmeline]

I cannot stand Emily.  Are all her v neck sweaters stretched out at the top from whipping out her breasts at any moment.    Poor Kobe is in for a world of hurt from Emily and living with her family will be pure misery.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good…Ari’s family are still judgemental and mommy is a subtly xenophobic  old bat…good times

[charmed1]

Nana, maybe little COBIN-19 is fussy because a weird assed group of strangers is shoving cameras in his face? Just a thought.

Edited May 30, 2022 by charmed1

[Hotel Snarker]

 I’m sorry, but she’ll breast feed that kid forever just to maintain control. Emily is a terrible human.

[CSunshine76]

If you don’t want to co-parent, Emily, then why the hell did you bring Kobe to the US? That’s not how it works. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Just get the kid Babel. In no time he'll be saying "Je parle francais" like a native!

A French-speaking father works just like the app! 

[Tuneful]

I got the WW ads while scarfing a Trader Joe's dark chocolate bar. This amused me. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

17 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I love the Fixx

Saved by zero!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh good…Ari’s family are still judgemental and mommy is a subtly xenophobic  old bat…good times

I find Janice to be passive-aggressive, with the venom quietly dripping from her fangs.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

I cannot stand Emily.  Are all her v neck sweaters stretched out at the top from whipping out her breasts at any moment.    Poor Kobe is in for a world of hurt from Emily and living with her family will be pure misery.

Release the Krakken!

[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How is this slattern going to let Koben go to school. Will she demand to drive the school bus? 

Cute sweater, chosen for easy boob access. 

Boobs need to be a bingo square at this point (Emily and Yve's friends).