90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Bet this family has American flags and live laugh love signs everywhere.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Back to the Egyptian Love Rat this week…

[Doublemint]

First it's daylight - then it's dark.   I think he passed the relative test.

[Adeejay]

Kara's mom doesn't think Guillermo will ever be able to earn a decent salary. Gee, I wonder why.

[TazDevil]

Yve couldn't take a day off work to help get Mohamed acquainted to being in a new country?

[kacesq]

This is not a flattering look for Yve...

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

WHy are all these idiots so sure the guy won’t make money? First off, he can’t until he gets his green card.

Yes!  Can we just retire this question.  We already know TLC…

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhhhhhh those are quite the teeth

[Eldemarge]

Lol that child is not a "King."  He's a bearded parasite.  Buckle up!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

CONGRATULATIONS 🎉 

[Gobi]

"I can't believe you're in my bed."

"I can't believe you didn't make breakfast for me."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Congrats @Suzywriter!!!! 🎓

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

Congratulations, Ms. Suzy! And happy belated birthday! May I also mention that the Shirelles had the #1 song on your birthday? Have you heard “Soldier Boy” before?

[Frozendiva]

Yve could have taken one day off.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Did they get the bidet installed?  

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

Congrats!  What a great accomplishment.  Best wishes as you move forward in your education and career in the field.

[For Cereals]

A whole season of Mohammed’s sing song, passive aggressive voice…

Edited May 16, 2022 by For Cereals

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

Congratulations!!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Congrats @Suzywriter!!!! 🎓

Ditto, congratulations 🥳 

[Straycat80]

Mohammed expects breakfast in bed? Wait until he realizes he’s going to be second to her son. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What grown ass man stalks dudes on IG?

Ahem. He's a Private Investigator. You know, like Magnum, or Jim Rockford. 

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

WHy are all these idiots so sure the guy won’t make money? First off, he can’t until he gets his green card.

Well, he is a brown person. Would not be surprised if the "reservations" of Family Kara have some racist roots. Call me crazy.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, at least she didn't tell him about the empty room with the bare bulb and the rubber hose. 

IN THE BASEMENT 

[Frozendiva]

He is really fixated on the bidet.

[My Girls]

Where's the bidet already?  Man's gotta shit when a man's gotta shit!

[kacesq]

Congrats @Suzywriter 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🎊🍾🍾🍾👏🏻

[renatae]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

Are you sure? You look like you're not old enough to *count* to 60, lol.

Congratulations! 🎊🎉🎊

[Suzywriter]

21 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Something is wrong with Shaeda. There isn’t enough money in the world to live with this creep, poser, POS mfer! 🖕🏻👊🏻

I second this. Somewhere, she learned that emotional abuse is normal. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

One of Yve’s horny middle-aged girlfriends offers to come over to teach Mohamed how to do the laundry while Yve is at work. <wink, wink>

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Yve couldn't take a day off work to help get Mohamed acquainted to being in a new country?

And say "Tomatoes" into a microphone.

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Happy birthday, fellow Tauren! Mine was Friday the 13th. Another turn around the sun.

Happy birthday! Friday the 13th, uh oh. 

[Hotel Snarker]

You lived with your mom but you never lived with a woman?? Gonna chalk that up to "lost in transalation."

[RichiesOlderBro]

The honeymoon is over for Mohammed. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, renatae said:

Are you sure? You look like you're not old enough to *count* to 60, lol.

Congratulations! 🎊🎉🎊

Thank you! My turtle, whom I've had for 35 years, can vouch for his old roommate.  :)

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Congratulations, Ms. Suzy! And happy belated birthday! May I also mention that the Shirelles had the #1 song on your birthday? Have you heard “Soldier Boy” Sojaboy before?

FTFY

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

YOU ARE SIXTY?  Stop lying.  You look 40.....maybe.

[Straycat80]

Oh no Mohammed wants a mother not a wife. He’s a man child. 

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, he is a brown person. Would not be surprised if the "reservations" of Family Kara have some racist roots. Call me crazy.

Same with Family Emily. Dad is keeping a verrrrrrry close eye on his grandchild's dad...

[Frozendiva]

You would think you would appreciate a few hours to yourself to unwind, unpack, check out the house, etc.

[JennyMominFL]

So a wife is just a Mommy you have sex with.

[magemaud]

For fucks sake! Can’t Mo fix himself a bowl of cereal or piece of toast? 

[greekmom]

She could have taken the day off to familiarize him with the house.

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jane Russell, known for starring alongside Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, 69 years ago.

LOVE that movie!

[kacesq]

So what city did the Plaths and their makeup bags move to?

[Doublemint]

She's a little strange - leave some bread & butter or donuts.   He misses his mommy and expected breakfast - wait until he meets the special needs son.

[OneGuy]

"We all do what Emily tells us to do."  That family is in trouble.

[Adeejay]

Between his voice and misogynistic attitude, I have a feeling Mohamed is going to royally tick me off.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

So a wife is just a Mommy you have sex with.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.

 

CONGRATULATIONS @Suzywriter! A very great accomplishment of which you are justly proud! 

5 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Yve couldn't take a day off work to help get Mohamed acquainted to being in a new country?

I mean, at least Rebecca got Zied an Xbox.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

One of Yve’s horny middle-aged girlfriends offers to come over to teach Mohamed how to do the laundry while Yve is at work. <wink, wink>

DEAD

[magemaud]

Mohamed’s bidet seat will put those Charmin’ Bears out of business 

[Hotel Snarker]

Egyptian Tim’s theme song: Burning Down the House.