90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Yo rockstar! No sewing kit to fix the rip?

Seriously. It would take five minutes to stitch that up, at least so it would hold together temporarily. Dumbass.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Miona’s reaction when she lands: What. A. Dump.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'll go next. Anybody got a baseball bat? 

** jumping in the punch-him-in-the-face line **

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

He ripped her pants for her.

Ain't love grand?

Even duct tape would have worked.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

My gaydar pings everytime I look at Jibri. 

Oh, indeed 

[Bees52]

Evidently SDCB can't repair a rip in his pants or, simply put on something different...

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He ripped his pants. That’s a new twist! Good for you, Sharp.

Staple it up and keep stepping. 

[CSunshine76]

Can someone smack that Cowboy hat off of Jibri’s head? He doesn’t even wear it correctly.

[Hotel Snarker]

His junk is going to fall out of those pants. Classy.

[Baltimore Betty]

The Pink Cowboy, split his pants but went to the airport anyway, he took big gifts with him, why not wait till she gets home, less to carry in to the house.  He is taking a red carpet to airport, wtf?  Are all of his clothes pink?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Come on Jibri, just wear the ripped pink pants!! They'll look FANTASTIC with the pink boots and that squirrelly hat always worn on the BACK of his head!  What a dingbat!

I think that his underwear are pink, so the rip won't be so obvious.  

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously. It would take five minutes to stitch that up, at least so it would hold together temporarily. Dumbass.

Three of those five minutes would be me trying to put the thread into the needle.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

My gaydar pings everytime I look at Jibri. 

Just pings? I hear air gaydar raid sirens.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

He ripped his pants.  And he also doesn't know to cut the stitch holding the vent in the back of the jacket together.  Tool.

I bet Mama does all that for him.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

at least Jibri got her flowers.

And a RED CARPET!!!

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously. It would take five minutes to stitch that up, at least so it would hold together temporarily.

A little duct tape would be even quicker 

[Gobi]

Tonight's theme: Disappointment on Arrival.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Right behind you 

I’m behind you.

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

THIS RIGHT HERE. Its that well worn Sharp trope in disguise. Foreign fiancee should fall to her knees and kiss the ground for the chance to live on the gold paved streets of America! If not, she is a gold digger who only wants a green card. We see you, Matt Sharp.

This is for trust, he says. How will she ever trust anything he says ever going forward?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Tonight's theme: Disappointment on Arrival.

That's every season's overarching theme. That and endless bickering. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'll go next. Anybody got a baseball bat? 

We need @mr miner

 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously. It would take five minutes to stitch that up, at least so it would hold together temporarily. Dumbass.

yep. It's his parents' house...there has to be a repair kit there somewhere.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Even duct tape would have worked.

A stapler would be even quicker. 

[Armchair Critic]

I'm seeing some George Michael in Jabroni too, something tells me he is not a stranger to the man sex. 😆

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

This is for trust, he says. How will she ever trust anything he says ever going forward?

He doesn't care if she trusts him. He only cares about his own feelings. I hate him. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously. It would take five minutes to stitch that up, at least so it would hold together temporarily. Dumbass.

I was thinking the same thing. 

Jabroni gets everything he deserves 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

So far I like ballon girl,couple the best…how is this possible?

[Suzywriter]

Leqvio? 

Leck vee oh? 

These drug names are insane. 

[Mr. Miner]

Bilal tries to put me in his rape van. I’ll drop that mfer! 👊🏻

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously. It would take five minutes to stitch that up, at least so it would hold together temporarily. Dumbass.

Nah, he just went out same way. Butt to the wind!

[Trackdawg]

46 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, mine was season one of Survivor.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily brought her shoehorn to help her shimmy into the lingerie.

[Frozendiva]

Emily, have you considered that he maybe met someone else?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He doesn't care if she trusts him. He only cares about his own feelings. I hate him. 

I thought Bilge Al was handsome at first. However, his rude, superior face while he is punishing his fiancee gets uglier by the minute. 

[charmed1]

I can’t believe Little People Big World is still on. They’re all awful. What is there left to talk about?

[sainte-chapelle]

Emily reminds me of the girl who got pregnant in Jamaica on vacation and it was so obvious the guy wasn’t into it. I don’t think he ever made it to the US or met his son.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Tonight's theme: Disappointment on Arrival.

It gives DOA an entirely different meaning 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Leqvio? 

Leck vee oh? 

These drug names are insane. 

Levaquin. 

[Mr. Miner]

Emily is gross a little bit!

[Gobi]

Well, at least she has a lot of underwear that he can model.

[Pepper Mostly]

You knew he was coming. You couldn't have had a few salads? 

[OneGuy]

"Hit it and quit it."  How very Salina of you Emily.

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Emily brought her shoehorn to help her shimmy into the lingerie.

 

And a can of Crisco 

[JeanJean]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He doesn't care if she trusts him. He only cares about his own feelings. I hate him. 

Seriously. The woman just landed in a strange country where she only semi-knows one person and that one person is lying to and belittling her on arrival.

[Hotel Snarker]

Emily wants to have sex, y’all. In case NO ONE KNEW.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Bilal tries to put me in his rape van. I’ll drop that mfer! 👊🏻

🎵Bilal has a man-gina!🎵

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Three of those five minutes would be me trying to put the thread into the needle.

SAME 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Emily brought her shoehorn to help her shimmy into the lingerie.

It's not like he hasn't seen her on zoom  or facetime or whatever a million times. Why is she acting like he doesn't know she gained weight? 

[Zombness]

Emily "that one night" will get you pregnant again.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I can’t believe Little People Big World is still on. They’re all awful. What is there left to talk about?

They're short of ideas.