90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I wish there was some slapping going on tonight. Ben is especially slap-worthy 

But not sponge worthy 

[Hotel Snarker]

It’s nice that her mom said because of Ximena they all ate. At least she used the money to take care of her whole family.

[Armchair Critic]

Sorry for going Off Topic again... but they are bringing back the Mexican Pizza to Taco Bell. That was my favorite thing on their menu. YAY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Boyfriend Fiance Husband Ex-husband. Hope they left room on the shirt.

[sainte-chapelle]

She always hangs out with me to watch this show. I hope this is the most expensive case of gas bloat ever.

[Frozendiva]

I hope Mike does call, they set up a time to say good bye, and they leave and no one answers the door.

[emergency ring]

the shirts.... CRINGE!!!

[Grifter Lives]

All my best lingerie are sold in their boxes, usually with instructions.

[Emmeline]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

Oh Jeez, I’m sure your frazzled.  🙏for a quick recovery!

[Straycat80]

Poor mom Hamza, I hope that baby is his. 

[mmecorday]

Memphis needs a shirt that says "I Need To Poop" "I Am Pooping" "I Pooped."

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

The frozen WC cheeseburgers aren’t bad. 

Well, to be fair, the last time I had White Castle was sometime in the 70's. I'm not much for fast food either. I get Five Guys maybe once a year. Ditto Popeyes. 

The side conversations about fast food so early don't augur well for the episode!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

It’s nice that her mom said because of Ximena they all ate. At least she used the money to take care of her whole family.

She might have given Mike some of the credit.

 

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Sorry for going Off Topic again... but they are bringing back the Mexican Pizza to Taco Bell. That was my favorite thing on their menu. YAY

My drunk self finds this to be FANTASTIC news!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Reality is hitting Hamza that he’ll probably never see Memphis again. 

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mike, why did you love Ximena?

Because she's the only female that will touch him in his special place.

[Doublemint]

Just now, For Cereals said:

So sorry!  I hope she recovers!  Hugs to you. We had to put down our oldest dog on Monday.  His little kidneys finally gave out after 2 years.  Also ready for snark.

That's terrible, We love them so much.    Snark is good.

[Grifter Lives]

Stupid Memphis.  She talked to a lawyer about a pre-nush, but not the visa.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good lord Memphis don’t talk to him like he is 3 years old

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She always hangs out with me to watch this show. I hope this is the most expensive case of gas bloat ever.

These little guys are so resilient.  I'm sure it's something very treatable!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am a cold-hearted bitch. I couldn’t give a shit about their slobbering and ugly crying. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, to be fair, the last time I had White Castle was sometime in the 70's. I'm not much for fast food either. I get Five Guys maybe once a year. Ditto Popeyes. 

The side conversations about fast food so early don't augur well for the episode!

I've had a weird craving for fried chicken lately. Drumsticks, which I normally hate. I've had 2 supermarket versions, and today, splurged on KFC. It's strangely delicious, but I feel greasy all over afterward. Probably like Ximena felt after sex with Mike. 

[TazDevil]

Maybe they planned together to get her pregnant on this trip, thinking it would make it easier for him to get a visa?

I'd still like to see some dates on her boarding passes, though....

[emergency ring]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She always hangs out with me to watch this show. I hope this is the most expensive case of gas bloat ever.

speedy recovery to your kitty! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Awwws, hazmat is crying for the munchkin

 

[Gobi]

Memphis is pooping for two now.

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Caleb hooked his wagon to the atrocity known as Alina and will forever be an asterisk in the anus annals of 90 Day Fiance history. 

I think they announced he'll be on Single Life next season.  Or maybe diaries.  

[Maybeitsme]

Awww Hazmat crying getting me all in the feels

[OoogleEyes]

Poor Hazmat

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, another airport crying scene! 

Hamza is breaking my heart right now.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am a cold-hearted bitch. I couldn’t give a shit about their slobbering and ugly crying. 

That’s why we all adore you!!

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I wish there was some slapping going on tonight. Ben is especially slap-worthy 

Angela saw Will Smith and Rock and is kicking herself saying, I wish I'd thought of doing that last tell all!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis getting knocked up was beyond stupid. Three kids with three different guys? And how will Hazmat manage without Memphis's constant nagging?

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Maybe they planned together to get her pregnant on this trip, thinking it would make it easier for him to get a visa?

I'd still like to see some dates on her boarding passes, though....

Hamza posted the dates on IG. She was there for a month

[Hotel Snarker]

I can tell he’s genuine but I really don’t believe she loves him for him.

[Mrs. Landingham]

TLC can play the most emo song in the history of the world over the Hamza and Memphis scenes, and I still couldn’t give a fuck. No fucks given here. I’ve searched my pockets for fucks to give and came up empty. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am a cold-hearted bitch. I couldn’t give a shit about their slobbering and ugly crying. 

ugly  crying, and the best of all, the Lie Cry, when they cry while lying their ass off.

Edited April 4, 2022 by Floatingbison

[emergency ring]

sorry all... hamza still looks good while crying 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Awwws, hazmat is crying for the munchkin

 

Oompa loompa.

I knew a real Munchkin once. She was an actor in the 1939 Wizard of Oz movie. 

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am a cold-hearted bitch. I couldn’t give a shit about their slobbering and ugly crying. 

I'm thinking, "That should be the last we have to see them until the tell-all."

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis getting knocked up was beyond stupid. Three kids with three different guys? And how will Hazmat manage without Memphis's constant nagging?

Life will be normal and it'll be like a vacation!

[greekmom]

Notice how the new cast of 90 day are "pretty"?!?!

I mean there are no Danielles and Nicoles.

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm excited for this new season coming up!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I've had a weird craving for fried chicken lately. Drumsticks, which I normally hate. I've had 2 supermarket versions, and today, splurged on KFC. It's strangely delicious, but I feel greasy all over afterward. Probably like Ximena felt after sex with Mike. 

I usually stick to boneless, skinless chicken (dieting), but today I pulled the chicken thighs out of the freezer to make sticky ginger chicken thighs in the air fryer this week. Must be in the stars. What sign rules chicken cravings??

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Memphis is pooping for two now.

Aaaaaaaaand, I'm dead. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I already hate this coup,e that they are advertising 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

I'm thinking, "That should be the last we have to see them until the tell-all."

Which is in about 45 minutes!

 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Oompa loompa.

I knew a real Munchkin once. She was an actor in the 1939 Wizard of Oz movie. 

That's pretty amazing, she was part of cinema history.

[tvrox]

On 3/27/2022 at 10:01 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

I was 29, living the good life! 

I was born in 1983! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

TLC can play the most emo song in the history of the world over the Hamza and Memphis scenes, and I still couldn’t give a fuck. No fucks given here. I’ve searched my pockets for fucks to give and came up empty. 

Got any fucks?

Go fish.