90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

I have to insist that you all revert to your pre-marriage names before I can continue snarking with you.

[Floatingbison]

Hey everyone!    Let's get all snarkalicious up in here!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I'm wearing my best sweatpants....

I am eating leftover Long John Silver's... I have no shame, that's why I watch these idiots. 😂

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, fuck me, this isn't the tell all? How long, sweet Jesus, how long must we endure this?

 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Is tonight a split episode?  Anyway, I'll be here for it.

Yeah, half regular ep, half tell all.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I am eating leftover Long John Silver's... I have no shame, that's why I watch these idiots. 😂

Never eaten there or Popeyes, or White Castle, but I want to try them

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Caleb hooked his wagon to the atrocity known as Alina and will forever be an asterisk in the anus annals of 90 Day Fiance history. 

[OneGuy]

There is Gene Simmons and Soja.

[sainte-chapelle]

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey peeps! Am I the first to arrive? I'm grabbing a seat in the front row so I can get a good view of the festivities. Who will be first to flounce? My money's on Kimballllleeeeeey.

And since I know you've all been losing sleep over my plumbing crisis, all is well at Casa Mostly, four days and $1400 later. Two very nice fellows from 128 Plumbing had me shipshape in less than two hours. I was so overwrought I took myself out for a pedicure the next day.  

Sorry about the $1400, glad you treated yourself!    Get ready for a hot mess tonight....

[Grifter Lives]

These scenes really show Ben & Lisa looking their worst physically.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Never eaten there or Popeyes, or White Castle, but I want to try them

Popeye's is awesome. White Castle is poison. 

[emergency ring]

mahogany doesnt owe you "transparency" ben 🙄

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza has to get a DNA test and I need to see the result aired Maury style on a tell all.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Never eaten there or Popeyes, or White Castle, but I want to try them

I like them all. Would not want to eat them every day but hell yes they are tasty. 

[TazDevil]

Family cry that the ATM machine is now closed

Fuck Mike though.  Troll...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Never eaten there or Popeyes, or White Castle, but I want to try them

Popeye’s crispy chicken sandwich is like the nectar of the gods.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

 

1 hour this and 1 hour Tell Nothing

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Sorry about the $1400, glad you treated yourself!    Get ready for a hot mess tonight....

I'm just grateful that we had the ability to pay for it! We are poor people. But fortunately not that poor. 

[mmecorday]

Hey everyone! I just woke up from a long nap so I will be extra sharp for this Sharp shit show.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Popeye's is awesome. White Castle is poison. 

I have never eaten at a White Castle because they're not in my state (North Carolina). Also I don't care for fast food so will probably never eat at one ever in my life.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

I’m so sorry, it’s hard when our pets are sick and we don’t know why ❤️❤️

[Grifter Lives]

Mike leaves a teddy bear nanny-cam, too.  

[emergency ring]

"i cant make any sense to her" wtf mike???? 

he literally tried bribing her to stay with him and she no.... 

pack it up, snot boy!

[Mrs. Landingham]

El Sicario probably isn’t looking so bad right now, eh? At least he probably wasn’t a stage 5 clinger like Mikey.

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena, you can kiss that porch furniture goodbye.

[Straycat80]

Evening all! Why is Ximena upset? She should be celebrating. Or maybe she’s wondering who’s going to now pay her rent. 

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Popeye's is awesome. White Castle is poison. 

White Castle is a guilty pleasure of mine, much like watching this 90DF poison!

[greekmom]

I really want to punch that turd incel of a c u next tuesday.

Gawd I hate him as much as my ex husband.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

So sorry about the cat!  Good luck.

[My Girls]

Mike sticks around like a bad smell.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

mahogany doesnt owe you "transparency" ben 🙄

He is seriously creepy as fuck. That scene where he chases her to the car in the preview had me SCREAMING

[mmecorday]

Now Mike looks like a crying tomato.

[Bees52]

Good evening peeps! I'm sorry to say I didn't quite give up everything tonight, I'm watching the opening of the Grammy's at the moment. (Silk Sonic!) I will be watching both and keeping up with all your snark!

[Hotel Snarker]

No! Leave now Mike, stop being so pathetic.

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey peeps! Am I the first to arrive? I'm grabbing a seat in the front row so I can get a good view of the festivities. Who will be first to flounce? My money's on Kimballllleeeeeey.

And since I know you've all been losing sleep over my plumbing crisis, all is well at Casa Mostly, four days and $1400 later. Two very nice fellows from 128 Plumbing had me shipshape in less than two hours. I was so overwrought I took myself out for a pedicure the next day.  

Ouch at the $1400 but thank goo It is all resolved. What a nightmare

[CSunshine76]

I went to my sister’s for “brunch”…7 hours and many, many mimosas later I am ready for trash tv! God bless springtime day drinking! 🥂

[Gobi]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I have never eaten at a White Castle because they're not in my state (North Carolina). Also I don't care for fast food so will probably never eat at one ever in my life.

You can get White Castle frozen burgers in some places, but it probably isn't the same.

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Popeye's is awesome. White Castle is poison. 

The frozen WC cheeseburgers aren’t bad. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

Mike sticks around like a bad smell.

He is the living personification of a bad smell.

 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

I am very sorry @sainte-chapelle

[My Girls]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

(((HUGS)))

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 

 

Little did I know "the slap" would give us a lot of material to comment on

I wish there was some slapping going on tonight. Ben is especially slap-worthy 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Was that XXXimena trolling the streets for her next mark?

[Frozendiva]

Mike, why did you love Ximena?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

Oh no! Praying for your kitty, m'dear.

Lord, he’s gonna take that hug as a sign she wants to work things out!

[Straycat80]

WTH will mom Ximena looking forlorn at Mike leaving? Wondering if she can keep the furniture? 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Whom does Mike keep insisting he needs to say goodbye to?? What is this, the ending of a Waltons episode?? “Goodnight, Ma. Goodnight, John Boy. Goodnight, Mary.” Just leave, shithead.

[emergency ring]

that is your goodbye, mike. book the next flight to the US as soon as you get home please!!!

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Looking forward to the snark this evening. My poor kitty is in the hospital for her second day. Still can’t find a cause but she has stopped eating and drinking and has been vomiting since Wednesday so they are keeping her hydrated and still running tests. She has never been away from home before so she must be very upset. I am still a wreck and haven’t really slept in a few days. Looking forward to laughing and taking my mind off things! 

So sorry!  I hope she recovers!  Hugs to you. We had to put down our oldest dog on Monday.  His little kidneys finally gave out after 2 years.  Also ready for snark.