90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol I read some folks in the southern US were pissed because they felt the movie was inappropriate for kids since puberty and feminine hygiene products are mentioned….

Same faction that asked for a definition of “woman”

[Baltimore Betty]

I am loving Sister Hamza's sparkly suit.

Edited March 28, 2022 by Baltimore Betty

[Frozendiva]

But leaving him at home is good! You have less stress.

[greekmom]

At least Hamza got some big boobies and sexy time.

[Hotel Snarker]

For Memphis, the speed of the ceremony was on par with the speed of the first time she and Hamza had sex. Honestly, do you think on the long plane ride over she might have at least looked up Tunisian wedding customs?

[For Cereals]

Ugh Hamza could do so much better 

[emergency ring]

tunisian tradition is SO beautiful 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Hazmat. He has to listen to her voice and cackle all by himself.

[tvrox]

Ew,, I did not need to hear about the bed creaking. 

Also? I hope that's not why you got married. 

[greekmom]

i think this is the first time we had a marriage on before the 90?!!?!?

[Trackdawg]

56 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hi everyone! Who the hell taught Gino to pronounce Panama like that? Piana-mah. Ugh!

Anyone remember Caroline In the City? When I hear John-O talk, I just hear that scene where Caroline talks about her Minnesota roots: "Apple Pyeeee with Cheddur Cheeyeeze ohwun taaahup" 

[Hotel Snarker]

Guys, notice it says "FINALE & TELL ALL" in the bottom right corner. Now, I'm so excited!

[Tuneful]

I want to learn to ululate. I think it could be my secret weapon, e.g., at boring staff meetings or when as usual my compulsive talker sibling has gone on for 10-15 minutes without taking a breath. I'll stand up and ululate. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Sweet baby jesus on a skateboard, Hamza is turning crimson at Memphis talking about sex and erections on camera. She is VILE. What in the actual shit? 

[Doublemint]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Word.  I haven't seen a movie since Mrs. FB and I saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, ....in LA.  That was fun.  The only movie I want to see is The Irishman....other than that, I'm not a movie goer at all.

No longer like movies - would like to see The Irishman and Downton Abbey.  That's it.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

She looks like Rhea Pearlman's ugly sister.

[Auntie Anxiety]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, hell yes. You just know that Gino is the kind of guy who doesn't understand why people feel like they have to shower every single day. 

It it totally worth paying for the premier Instacart. Its something like $99 a year. And yes, it makes it much easier to stick to your list!

If i didn’t go to the market every couple of weeks, I’d never go out of the house.

[My Girls]

I don't give it 6 months before he loses his mind listening to her stupid voice.

[mmecorday]

Quote

Anyone remember Caroline In the City? When I hear John-O talk, I just hear that scene where Caroline talks about her Minnesota roots: "Apple Pyeeee with Cheddur Cheeyeeze ohwun taaahup" 

Ha! I had that for dessert tonight!

[EtheltoTillie]

Mike and Ximena smack down coming up. 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Ew,, I did not need to hear about the bed creaking. 

Also? I hope that's not why you got married. 

Hamza looked like he wanted the floor to open up so he could disappear.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Ginos Black Hat said:

tunisian tradition is SO beautiful 

Seriously, these are the best 90 Day Fiance scenes I’ve seen. I haven’t seen every season though.

I love Hamza’s family. Memphis should be ashamed of herself.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

I want to learn to ululate. I think it could be my secret weapon, e.g., at boring staff meetings or when as usual my compulsive talker sibling has gone on for 10-15 minutes without taking a breath. I'll stand up and ululate. 

Hey, I just had an idea! Wake up my kids by ululating in their bedroom!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Mike and Ximena smack down coming up. 

I’m here for it. You know she has jail house skank moves. You’re finished Mike

[Trackdawg]

 

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol I read some folks in the southern US were pissed because they felt the movie was inappropriate for kids since puberty and feminine hygiene products are mentioned….

Ohhhh. Yeah, I'm still learning about you humans and your organic matter. Having been conceived as a 🤖  and all.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

Seriously, these are the best 90 Day Fiance scenes I’ve seen. I haven’t seen every season though.

I love Hamza’s family. Memphis should be ashamed of herself.

Didn’t the Skipper get a 3 day wedding celebration?

[Doublemint]

Why am I getting pop up adds of ugly fungus toes?

[TMI]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Memphis, you couldn't take 5 minutes to do an Internet search on Tunisian marriage ceremonies?

No -she was too busy "ass"timing in the shower!

[Gobi]

6 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Finally my nemesis Gobi has been exposed to be be……..Gino

I am a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

tunisian tradition is SO beautiful 

They really are!  They have a good time withno drinky drinky.

[goofygirl]

I think old Gino's gonna be surprised when Jasmine sticks a fork in his eye when he brings up the pre-nup.  And how does a guy like Gino end up with 650K in retirement and he's what? 51 years old??  I mean, he must have a brain somewhere under that dumb hat!

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey..... Pack up your shit and hit the trail dude.  It is O-V-E-R.  Keep the rings??  Oh hell to the naw!

Edited March 28, 2022 by goofygirl

[greekmom]

I really don't want to watch Yara and Jovi.

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena calls her cartel buddies in 3.....2.....1

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do we know why Mother and Father Hazmat got divorced?

It sounded like they may have never been married? Hazmat said it was the first time he had seen them in the same room? Maybe it was a one night stand thing? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

No longer like movies - would like to see The Irishman and Downton Abbey.  That's it.

I haven't been to the movies in YEARS. I was never much of a movie goer. Mr. Mostly and our son go to all the Marvel movies. I watched The Last Duel the other day on HBO and enjoyed it. But even though I can binge a series in a day, I can't sit still for a two hour movie. Weird. 

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If i didn’t go to the market every couple of weeks, I’d never go out of the house.

You say that like its a bad thing. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Why am I getting pop up adds of ugly fungus toes?

Switch to DucxkDuckGo.

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Cadbury Mini Eggs were on sale. One grocery chain is having a price spat with Lays so no Lays/Ruffles/etc. chips are available at the store. Slim pickings. Fruit goes up and down.

This time of the year, though. Produce is kind of petering out. I can't wait until the Farmer's market opens. 

[TMI]

Mike...how many ways does ho- meanie have dump YOU!

[greekmom]

What an incel.

"A small part thinks it's not over cause she let me stay."

Stupid piece of shit incel

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I think old Gino's gonna be surprised when Jasmine sticks a fork in his eye when he brings up the pre-nup.  And how does a guy like Gino end up with 650K in retirement and he's what? 51 years old??  I mean, he must have a brain somewhere under that dumb hat!

Liar liar pants and hat on fire

[Mrs. Hanson]

14 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I feel bad for her son though. Can you imagine watching your mom throwing money at a man who doesn’t want to be with her?

It has happened before, I am certain.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Mike just can't get it through his troll-like skull that he's been dumped, and there are no differences to work out. 

[My Girls]

Fuck, Mike!  Idiot!

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

It sounded like they may have never been married? Hazmat said it was the first time he had seen them in the same room? Maybe it was a one night stand thing? 

How do you get two kids out of a 1 night stand ?

[TazDevil]

"come to her senses"

She already has Mike.  

Why do these men think they can badger these women into being with them?

[ExMathMajor]

5 minutes ago, Tuneful said:

I want to learn to ululate. I think it could be my secret weapon, e.g., at boring staff meetings or when as usual my compulsive talker sibling has gone on for 10-15 minutes without taking a breath. I'll stand up and ululate. 

There are a few instruction videos on YouTube. I’ve got one of those compulsive talkers on my team at work. Bitch, don’t nobody care about your stupid refrigerator…(ululating)

[Gobi]

"A small part of me believes that it's not over yet." Yeah, Mike, we all know what that small part is.

[tvrox]

Mike. You're not the best thing. Sorry. 

[OoogleEyes]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

It it totally worth paying for the premier Instacart. Its something like $99 a year. And yes, it makes it much easier to stick to your list!

Oh yes, indeed.

Man, Noxeima is looking rough 

Edited March 28, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[greekmom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I AM SOOOO LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

You're losing the best thing you have ever had!!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha