90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TazDevil]

So this "I want it that way" 90 Day commercial .... they're just encouraging these people to be actors now?

[Mrs. Landingham]

The promo for the new season of 90 days looks sinister as shit. No joke: I thought they were promoting a true crime show. 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

$7 FOR THAT KIND OF DONUT?!! thats like $1.25 for the same donut here..

That's like those flippin' Simpsons doughnuts at Universal.  I asked the clerk if they came with a financial aid package or if I was eligible for a bail out.  I got the side eye from Mrs. Floating with that one.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gino knows he’ll be taking his life into his hands if/when he brings a pre-nup up with Jazz.

What does he think would happen if they had a kid and divorced, he would have to pay support! Idiot.

[Suzywriter]

51 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Jasmine, why did you pick this loser? Ughhhhh I would never go near his penis, I’d rather sleep under a smelly bridge

That's about what I'd expect from his penis.  He looks...fungal.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

OMG.  Uncle Marco references "nine months" and I just remembered that Gino had goals of getting Jasmine pregnant on this trip.  Thank God that didn't happen, right??

Small mercies 

[Hotel Snarker]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Even I wouldn't wish that on Usman. And I'm a well known heartless crab.

I feel bad for her son though. Can you imagine watching your mom throwing money at a man who doesn’t want to be with her?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

btw, I found the perfect weight loss plan. I only buy food that I don't like.  I had soft boiled eggs for lunch and sardines for dinner. I assure you, I did not overeat. 

I'm finding that Instacart, including delivery fees and tips, is much cheaper than grocery shopping in person. I just buy what I need. No wandering down the snack isle looking for what junk food I want. So, it's much healthier for me. Protein, fruits and veggies, with the occasional bag of Dove Chocolates 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

What does he think would happen if they had a kid and divorced, he would have to pay support! Idiot.

Kid isnt happening. Jasmine already had 2 Gino will need to support in Panama. 

[goofygirl]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I feel for those ppl unlike these fools. With the evolution of 3 D printing etc it is nice to see people take advantage and be able to feel more “ whole”

We actually have a guy on the caseload who had a "rhinoectomy" and it is really a sad thing to see.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Must be the same cameraman who films "My 600 Pound Life." Lots of shots of people's gross feet on that show too.

Its such a well used trope that "terrifying feet" is a Bingo square. 

[greekmom]

The Oscars can do alot better if they just announce the winners then do all the in between crap as an after show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Joining you snarkers. I started the Oscar’s but gave up in boredom. 

I’m not even interested. I don’t need their sermons.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Must be the same cameraman who films "My 600 Pound Life." Lots of shots of people's gross feet on that show too.

And blurred out vagina…like that lady who charged Dr. Paradise like a boar

[Baltimore Betty]

Was that $7 USD for that donut or Panamanian dollars? Was that the "Idiot's Special," when Gino comes in to the shop because he has no idea he had been taken by a donut clerk?

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

And the fool is having it with a ginger ale. What kind of flavor battle is that?

Worse combo than Spam and Sunny D.

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Gino is making horrible financial decisions.

Cameraman still zooming in on Gino's feet...

Maybe the cameraman has a fetish... or thinks we viewers do.

🤢

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 cuz ‘ periods’ but that is a natural occurrence that happens to 50 per cent of the population. 

OK, you lost me 🥴

[Angry Moldovan]

Hey cyclops, no one cares you dirty old man.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Memphis, stop pulling faces during the ceremony, you raging hag. She is so RUDE. She could have asked about the ceremony beforehand if she wanted. Reminds me of Bibby Girl Lisa looking like an absolute clown in the mosque in front of “mommy”. 

[emergency ring]

iim honestly so distracted tonight.... my mom made my favorite soup!!!!!!!!!!

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Must be the same cameraman who films "My 600 Pound Life." Lots of shots of people's gross feet on that show too.

I hastily avert my eyes when they do that. It's evil.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat, you are signing onto a few months lifetime of misery.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm finding that Instacart, including delivery fees and tips, is much cheaper than grocery shopping in person. I just buy what I need. No wandering down the snack isle looking for what junk food I want. So, it's much healthier for me. Protein, fruits and veggies, with the occasional bag of Dove Chocolates 

Cadbury Mini Eggs were on sale. One grocery chain is having a price spat with Lays so no Lays/Ruffles/etc. chips are available at the store. Slim pickings. Fruit goes up and down.

[Trackdawg]

21 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Kimber needs a hairstylist and makeup artist to help her.

The woman is literally screaming issues.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m not even interested. I don’t need their sermons.

Word.  I haven't seen a movie since Mrs. FB and I saw Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, ....in LA.  That was fun.  The only movie I want to see is The Irishman....other than that, I'm not a movie goer at all.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Was that $7 USD for that donut or Panamanian dollars? Was that the "Idiot's Special," when Gino comes in to the shop because he has no idea he had been taken by a donut clerk?

Quick lookup shows that 1 USD = 1 Panamanian balboa. So yeah, I’m thinking that was one helluva expensive donut.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

That's about what I'd expect from his penis.  He looks...fungal.

Oh, hell yes. You just know that Gino is the kind of guy who doesn't understand why people feel like they have to shower every single day. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm finding that Instacart, including delivery fees and tips, is much cheaper than grocery shopping in person. I just buy what I need. No wandering down the snack isle looking for what junk food I want. So, it's much healthier for me. Protein, fruits and veggies, with the occasional bag of Dove Chocolates 

It it totally worth paying for the premier Instacart. Its something like $99 a year. And yes, it makes it much easier to stick to your list!

[Hotel Snarker]

"I’ve really got to know Hamza in the past TWO WEEKS." Girl, you’re in trouble!

[greekmom]

Lady you had months to google that shit.

[mmecorday]

They're saying, "Now she will carry Satan's baby."

[My Girls]

Memphis couldn't look more stupid if she tried,

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m not even interested. I don’t need their sermons.

I'm not even sure who half those people even are!  I'm an oldie.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

She looks like Rhea Pearlman's ugly sister.

[Straycat80]

Hazmat is wearing a wedding ring already? Will this be legally recognized in the US? 

[Angry Moldovan]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Gino could lose an arm and a hat in a divorce.

(My kindle is auto correcting Gino to Gobi. I'm concerned.)

Finally my nemesis Gobi has been exposed to be be……..Gino

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis is hamming it up for the camera and says it never occurred to her to Google marriage in Tunisia. Too stoopid for words.

[Gobi]

"Do you take this hobbit to be your lawfully wedded sprout?"

[emergency ring]

memphis is so punchable right now.............. 

[Frozendiva]

Memphis, you couldn't take 5 minutes to do an Internet search on Tunisian marriage ceremonies?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

OK, you lost me 🥴

Lol I read some folks in the southern US were pissed because they felt the movie was inappropriate for kids since puberty and feminine hygiene products are mentioned….

[Pepper Mostly]

Memphis is so pig ignorant that she hasn't even bothered to learn that the Qu'ran is recited in religious services, or that Muslims hold their hands facing up to pray. I cannot even with her. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"I’ve really got to know Hamza in the past TWO WEEKS." Girl, you’re in trouble!

No she didn't.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Quick lookup shows that 1 USD = 1 Panamanian balboa. So yeah, I’m thinking that was one helluva expensive donut.

Panama uses the USD

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear lord, I'd love to get a look at Gino's stock portfolio. He's probably invested in a donut mine.

Cruelty free donuts, I hope 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

iim honestly so distracted tonight.... my mom made my favorite soup!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh what kind?

[OneGuy]

I thought it was sensitive of TLC toward Islam, not to translate the Qu'ran reading into English.

Edited March 28, 2022 by OneGuy

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Hazmat is wearing a wedding ring already? Will this be legally recognized in the US? 

Is it even recognized in Tunisia if she has no idea what's going on or what she signed?  

[Tuneful]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Memphis, you couldn't take 5 minutes to do an Internet search on Tunisian marriage ceremonies?

What a dingbat. And she couldn't memorize one prayer to say with the family? And smirked, rolled her eyes, and made all kinds of faces while the ceremony was taking place? Immature. Disrespectful. But you know if she felt SHE was being disrespected anytime, they heard about it with a quickness. 

 

Edited March 28, 2022 by Tuneful

[CrazyInAlabama]

Memphis looks so much better with her wig and forehead hair gap covered. 

Edited March 28, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama