90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Hogs will do anything for the money and illusory fame that this show will yield. Just another example of harvesting the American dollar.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

We had some flurries today. I couldn't believe it. It's almost April! 

The forecasted 2 cm seemed more like 10 cm of the heavy white crap on the driveway. I was not amused. I had to shovel it.

[greekmom]

ok. Who had gross food on their bingo card?!?!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Can you imagine tonguing an 50+ man when you were in your early 20s. Gross.

It's vomit inducing.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Well, Ben has a new favorite memory for his spank bank.

You won the internet tonight!

[Hotel Snarker]

Funniest scene of the season right there.

[goofygirl]

Hoggy just COULDN'T leave well enough alone, could she??  That desire for the American dream is real.  She's gonna put up with a wanky-eyed old man to get that green card.  Doofus.

[Gobi]

She's not only merely wed, she's really most sincerely wed.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Go clean yourself up perv! 🖕🏻

💀

[kacesq]

And now these two idiots who can’t have anything more than the most rudimentary conversations are planning to get married. Yes. Smart.

[mmecorday]

Warning: This show contains an icky depiction of a middle-aged man trying to recapture his youth by pursuing a much younger girl. Viewer discretion is advised.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I still love Don Ed Hardy...I even have Ed Hardy nail polish strips by Sally Hansen.  What can I say, I'm old and corny.

I’ll make an exception 😝 

[Straycat80]

I can’t believe Hazmat is marrying Memphis. The dress mom Hazmat is wearing is pretty. 

[charmed1]

It’s unseasonably cold today, but I refuse to turn the heat on. The cat just climbed his funky ass in the bed and got under my blanket. He’s such a Mike.

[TazDevil]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Well, Ben has a new favorite memory for his spank bank.

God to Ben:  "Stop touching yourself"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do we know why Mother and Father Hazmat got divorced?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Daddy Hamza is here!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

The forecasted 2 cm seemed more like 10 cm of the heavy white crap on the driveway. I was not amused. I had to shovel it.

Minus 14 today and snow…plus 16 on Thursday and rain….and my boss bitches at me for taking too much time off due to migraines

[Pepper Mostly]

Hamza is wearing his best Members Only jacket for the occasion. Tasteful.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

And now these two idiots who can’t have anything more than the most rudimentary conversations are planning to get married. Yes. Smart.

That and the partners no nothing of their intendeds culture.

[Suzywriter]

Lamb liver. The most awful part of the worst tasting farm animal. 

[LEILANI2]

I feel sorry for Hamza's mom forking out all that money to give Memphis a nice wedding when Memphis probably making 10000x more then them.

[Frozendiva]

Hamza looks handsome but it stupid to get married so fast.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Nice handshake for the exwife. 

[Grifter Lives]

Memphis has no neck.

[mmecorday]

You is so mach beautiful, baby.

[Bees52]

Wow... I see why Memphis fell for a Tunisian man. She figured out she could spend weeks treating Hamsta  just like a hamster, and get treated like a queen by his  family on her wedding day.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I still love Don Ed Hardy...I even have Ed Hardy nail polish strips by Sally Hansen.  What can I say, I'm old and corny.

I was going to bust on Dingo boots, but then I realized hey, people probably still wear those, so be cool.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I feel sorry for Hamza's mom forking out all that money to give Memphis a nice wedding when Memphis probably making 10000x more then them.

I’m sure Sharp is paying for the wedding. 

[Hotel Snarker]

 

Momza showing she's a true class act interacting with her ex. She is the best.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Minus 14 today and snow…plus 16 on Thursday and rain….and my boss bitches at me for taking too much time off due to migraines

It was 19 on Wednesday. Mother Nature's sense of humour is not funny.

[For Cereals]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Daddy Hamza is here!

First I thought you meant Hamza Hamza in his wedding “outfit”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis looks good in her miniature Elvis, The Later Years outfit.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hamza’s dad looks so old..he dumped his hot younger wife? Why?

[Grifter Lives]

"They're joining me into their family."

"It warms my heart."

It's all about Memphis.

[OneGuy]

Never put down your phone Memphis, no matter the occasion.  

[LEILANI2]

Hamza looks great, Memphis still looking and acting like she needs to poop.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Wow... I see why Memphis fell for a Tunisian man. She figured out she could spend weeks treating Hamsta  just like a hamster, and get treated like a queen by his  family on her wedding day.

will it be a five day wedding? and will she keep reminding us it's a five day wedding like that lady from a season ago

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Wow... I see why Memphis fell for a Tunisian man. She figured out she could spend weeks treating Hamsta  just like a hamster, and get treated like a queen by his  family on her wedding day.

I have a hamster, and I'm much nicer to him. 

[charmed1]

Father Hamza is Stanley Zbornak.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hamza’s dad looks so old..he dumped his hot younger wife? Why?

Maybe God told him to go to Colombia to find a 24 year old?

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza looks like a prince, he is so fine. He and Johnny are the heroes of this season.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I was going to bust on Dingo boots, but then I realized hey, people probably still wear those, so be cool.

Dingos are second raters. Frye boots for the old hippies around these parts. Unless they're partial to Doc Martens

[Baltimore Betty]

Memphis wonders if she is making the right decision, I think we all know the answer to that questions.

Is their marriage legal in the US?

[mmecorday]

Kimberly has too much face to wear her hair like that. She looks like Gene Simmons before the makeup comes on.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis looks good in her miniature Elvis, The Later Years outfit.

Thank you Aunty, I almost fell off the bed cackling 

 

[greekmom]

Memphis is such a great mom.

Getting married to a dude that her kids don't even know. Never met.

[Suzywriter]

That makeup artist is a miracle worker.  She made that froggy looking woman glow. 

[Straycat80]

You could hear the relief and glee in Soulja Boys voice when he said Kimbaaaly  is leaving today. 

[TMI]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Memphis has no neck.

and no personality