90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Is Mike delusional?! SHE IS NOT INTO YOU! Everyone on this season is missing a few screws.

I thought I was the only one who used that term! 😆😆

[Shelbie]

She can choose between crushing poverty and Mike. 
Mike must make her skin crawl.

[Tuneful]

5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Mama Ximena is giving the hard sell.  

Calling him "an opportunity" to his face, for XXX and the kids. No more, no less. And he eats it up. 

Edited March 21, 2022 by Tuneful

[OneGuy]

Desperation blinds a person to the obvious sometimes.

[Tuneful]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I thought I was the only one who used that term! 😆😆

*Has a few screws loose

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Is that braised in a light garlic sauce?

Whatever rocks your boat.

[Suzywriter]

Mike, one key to someone being your girlfriend is that they are supposed to like you. 

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

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There's a rumor that Ximena's new boyfriend is from my city. Who knows.

Edited to say it may be a spoiler.

If so, we need you to do some research on our behalf... 

[magemaud]

@Pepper Mostly, did you all ululate in the restaurant? 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Shelbie said:

She can choose between crushing poverty and Mike. 
Mike must make her skin crawl.

And she'll take crushing poverty every time.

[TMI]

Mike....the way to navigate the relationship is....you go home and send money and Ho-meanie will stay and play with the other men who turn up and you won't have a clue....She loves you from a distance....otherwise she HATES your guts....

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I have to respect Ximena's sister for offering that modest snack. She genuinely shared what she had with kindness, which makes me wonder if Mike might do better with her. 

Bite your tongue! Mike's a weird, smelly creep! Ximena's sister does NOT deserve her skanky sister's sloppy seconds!

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We all agreed that that needs to happen. 

Oh, @Trackdawg, thanks for the memories! Truly a high point in the long, excruciating, endless slog of 90 Day!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

LMAO at the look Ximena's mom shot her after that line "I'm the biggest saint of all." Wonder what is on her mind when she did that.

Picturing her daughter getting pregnant in prison 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh Mike. You sad, pathetic little incel. You and Ximena are not alike in the relationship/sex department.

[mmecorday]

I'm pretty sure that pink sofa in Noxzema's apartment was from Wayfair.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Bite your tongue! Mike's a weird, smelly creep! Ximena's sister does NOT deserve her skanky sister's sloppy seconds!

and farty, gassy, and belchy.

Edited March 21, 2022 by Floatingbison

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

And she'll take crushing poverty every time.

Didn't Rose do the same?

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

WTF? Kimberly is asking production staff for relationship advice?

Michael Jackson was not available. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

And she'll take crushing poverty every time.

Just like Rose.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

does NOT deserve her skanky sister's sloppy seconds!

[Suzywriter]

Wait, is the sensible person Ximena's mother or sister or stepmother or who?

Love your hair, Alphonso.

[Doublemint]

Mike - reality bites - you will finally get it (I hope).

[Mr. Miner]

There’s no denying the explosive sexual chemistry between these two kids. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Desperation blinds a person to the obvious sometimes.

Agree.  Surprisingly, Mike is more desperate than Ximena.

Corollary: Ximena must have made nothing as a camgirl if Mike is the cash cow.

 

[Gobi]

Does anyone doubt that Noxema never stopped being a cam girl?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you just heard someone yell OH FUCK! it was me. My phone rang but luckily it was a call about buying an extended warranty for my car. Because I got only five of those calls already today.

[Trackdawg]

48 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

No wedding dress in the world would make Ximena look beautiful.  She’s no looker and either is Mike.  

 

45 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d give them both threes

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Wait, is the sensible person Ximena's mother or sister or stepmother or who?

Love your hair, Alphonso.

Stepmom.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Agree.  Surprisingly, Mike is more desperate than Ximena.

Corollary: Ximena must have made nothing as a camgirl if Mike is the cash cow.

 

What makes you think Mike is the only one?

How many dollars can Memphis possibly have for Hamza to harvest anyhow?

[Mr. Miner]

Me poop!

[mmecorday]

Of course Memphis has to go to the bathroom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis, go home to your kids. They need a mother, not a mail order stepfather.

[emergency ring]

this is so awkward lol--- everyone looks so good though! i really like this insight in the tunizian tradition 

[Grifter Lives]

Hazmat didn't buy Memphis a fancy toothbrush.  He's no Geno.

[Hotel Snarker]

“ME POOP NOW."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis, you need to rip the bandaid off in 3....2....1

[OneGuy]

Brushing her teeth will make all of this go better.

[Armchair Critic]

I was on 90 Day Reddit and it was labeled NSFW, I figured it had swearing so I clicked on it and it was 

Spoiler

Tania (Syngin's mate) topless. Nooooo I didn't ask for that! I honestly have no desire to see any of the people on this show naked.

 

[goofygirl]

Whatcha wanna BET Memphis is going through with the wedding but she's gonna feel bad about it and worry about her kids during "sexy time"?

Damn girl.  You went to TUNISIA to get a fambly???

Edited March 21, 2022 by goofygirl

[Hotel Snarker]

Please don’t, Chattanooga.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Unlike Gino, the horse carriage driver took off his baseball cap for the occasion.

[SunnyBeBe]

When you don’t know what to do about an upcoming wedding that you must escape from….brush your teeth!  

[Gobi]

Please tell me this is a ritual sacrifice!

[ExMathMajor]

How come I'm over here ululating? Mama Hamza is gorgeous.

Memphis, you are really pissing me off right now...if having a pre-nush was that serious YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF IT BEFORE YOU ARRIVED.

[Hotel Snarker]

Now, I wanna get married in Tunisia.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, greekmom said:

Didn't Rose do the same?

I love how Rose never, never, ever missed a chance to bash Ed after the show was over.  I would watch 30 minutes of Rose bashing Ed every day of the week.

[emergency ring]

the longer this goes the more awkward it is.... memphis should have not rushed hamza into proposing to her

[sainte-chapelle]

Memphis…don’t continue with the celebrations if you do not intend to marry him…asshole

[Auntie Anxiety]

I looked up from my keyboard and saw Memphis looking like she is going to a Roaring Twenties party.