90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I know. He doesn't even have a good fart. Just nothing.

FTFY.

[TazDevil]

Gino should have planned for some dome maintenance while he was on this trip.  The patch of hair on the back of his head is getting long.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Here we go with another "I'm Done!" but Debbie (Colt's mother) did it best.

No one compares with drunk Debs

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Ben, when has "10 pages of text" EVER worked??  You bright red idiot.

Next he'll roll out the big guns. Tell her to smile more, call her a bitch, and say she's fat anyway and he'd never go out with her.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Ben, when has "10 pages of text" EVER worked??  You bright red idiot.

Ben grew up prior to texting and has confused emails & texts. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Who knew Legoland could cause so much drama???

She went to pieces!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine, you’re no prize package but you’re a hell of a lot better than Gino.

[tvrox]

Hi all! I'm in the middle of a work conference but rushed back to be with you all and these crazy 90 day characters. 

[Zombness]

Jasmine and Gino....what a pair of misfits.  

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I know. He doesn't even have a good heart. Just nothing.

Hey now.  He's an Owl in the Sack!

[Hotel Snarker]

Gino, quit saying it was a mistake! It was a decision! You made a bad decision, not a mistake. You chose to send those pictures!

[TazDevil]

Jeez, Jasmine.  Is the green card really that important?  

[Emmeline]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Where's my money for the new boobs and wedding dress?   Fork it over folks.   

No wedding dress in the world would make Ximena look beautiful.  She’s no looker and either is Mike.  

[sainte-chapelle]

@greekmom how was comic con? I completely forgot it was happening 

[Frozendiva]

Jasmine, you love Gino even if you find him weird and creepy sometimes? Okaaaaay.

[Bees52]

Gino is mostly your support system and whipping boy, Jasmine.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

She went to pieces!

Is everything suddenly not awesome anymore for her?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Hey now.  He's an Owl in the Sack!

As if he gives a hoot.

[TazDevil]

Jasmine will be Gino's crazy ex soon enough

[Hotel Snarker]

Jasmine deserves so much better than this dude.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hi all! I'm in the middle of a work conference but rushed back to be with you all and these crazy 90 day characters. 

Yay!

[Doublemint]

Gino is her support system!   Yikes....

[emergency ring]

damn jasmine : ( im kinda moved with what she said. she loves him from his bald head to toe lol 

[Hotel Snarker]

“I forgive your stupidity."

[Zombness]

Jasmine gives me the impression that is Larissa #2 and will stay with Gino to live in US and get the green card.  Gino is a complete fool.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino, go cry somewhere else. No one cares.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why Is Jasmine groveling here?!?!

[LennieBriscoe]

"I even love heem when he's creepy. I forgive his stupidity. But I know the intelleegent Gino...."

Sees the money flying the coop. 💸💸💸💸

 

[Gobi]

"I love him. He's weird, creepy, strange, odd, peculiar, off-putting, bizarre, cringe worthy. What more can I say?"

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

No wedding dress in the world would make Ximena look beautiful.  She’s no looker and either is Mike.  

I’d give them both threes

[Hotel Snarker]

Somewhere Mikey is stewing because Jasmine accepted Gino’s weird creepy self.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim is holding Usman’s gold-plated necklace for ransom.

[TazDevil]

What have Usman's goofballs been doing these last few days?

[Frozendiva]

Gee, Usssie. Your relationship with Kimbaaaly isn't real and isn't in any place.

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey peeps! I hope everyone has had a good week and didn't have any drinks thrown on them. I am fresh from my meetup with @Angry Moldovan and @Auntie Anxiety on Friday and it was the stuff dreams are made of. We ate some good food and laughed uproariously and bored Mr. Moldovan but he was a great sport. 

I spent the day washing and waxing the Snarkmobile, so lets hit the road!

Sounds like an awesome time! 

[sainte-chapelle]

I bet you one Soulja necklace that Usman will sing a song for Kim

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She went to pieces!

DEAD.

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

@greekmom how was comic con? I completely forgot it was happening 

Masks were on. No social distancing. Prices for the food truck outside of the MTCC is high (7 something for just a burger!!!!!  $40 for a large pizza inside the MTCC).  Glad to see my convention peeps as i missed them and the con so much!!! The walkway between the North and South building was closed :( so we had to walk outside from the hotel to the South building.  Haggling for prices is a thing of the past :(

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Hey now.  He's an Owl in the Sack!

I don't even want to think about how many licks 'til you get to the center commercial....

I'll show myself out

[Hotel Snarker]

Usman just wants his MacBook back.

[mmecorday]

"She poured the drink on my body."

That's what's called a Bette Davis Baptism, Usman.

[Zombness]

Usman, another one that will date and marry anything just to get the green card.  Kimbaleee run away from him.

[Emmeline]

Jasmine has some serious jealousy and anger issues but I believe she does seem to care for Gino, go figure!?  He doesn’t even have money or a job either.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I love him. He's weird, creepy, strange, odd, peculiar, off-putting, bizarre, cringe worthy. What more can I say?"

Don't forget unemployed! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman’s manager didn’t want a video of Kimbally throwing a drink in Usnam’s face might show up on the internet? As opposed to TV?

Edited March 21, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Suzywriter]

Jasmine is beyond bizarre. Suddenly, she's in love with Gino and doesn't want to lose him? 

Gino is neurolgically challenged. I want to get him a series of behavioral testing and a round-the-clock support professional to follow him around carrying extra hats. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Usman saying if Not Lisa goes home "it may be the end of us," what "us?" He didn't even want to kiss her!

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Water on my body bro!

[charmed1]

These guys are terrible actors. This is like the worst Nollywood movie I’ve ever seen.

[emergency ring]

nobody pours water on international star, sojaboy!!! 😡😡😡

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, xls said:

23 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Prostituting himself for a PlayStation & a gold necklace

Not even real gold!