90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, good night, dear snarkers! I love you all. Boston area peeps, message me or @Angry Moldovan! Stay safe, hope for a return to sanity and a more peaceful world. 

[Maybeitsme]

Y'all were rolling tonight,  love the snark here

Later gaters 

[Gobi]

Well, I'm off to Lego land. Till we snark again. 

[Floatingbison]

Off topic, was Love During Lockup an hour or an hour and a half last Friday. I turned the snark light off and returned my seat to its upright position after an hour and it seemed like people kept going for another 30 minutes.  Was it my imagination?  I left the room and came back and people were  still snarking.

[Suzywriter]

Well, this was fun!

I will not watch pregnant, snarling brats, so I'm off to bed. Have a great week, everyone!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Burning Rubber said:

GOD PLACED HER IN MY HEART 😲🥵😵

This sounds like some stalker shit.  I'm glad she opted for the airBnB and he doesn't know where she lives!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Next week the Mikey-Pole run.   I can't wait. 

[TazDevil]

Great snarking Peeps!!!

Have a good night and I'll see you here next week!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, m'dears. That is it for this week's shitshow of Before the 90 Craze! New season of 90 Day Fiance Season 9 starts on April 17 for those who can't wait. I will see you all next week for more laughs and jokes and ridiculousness! Will also see some of you around the forums. For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Angry Moldovan]

Wish me all a safe flight to Boston and ms pepper I will text you when we arrive in Boston

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Burning Rubber said:

GOD PLACED HER IN MY HEART 😲🥵😵

My soul connection dude was imposed on me. Didn't ask for it. Benjamin, you are lucky.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rolling in the aisle tonight. Well done, folks! Have a great week. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[Burning Rubber]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Who Mahogany be banginggg???

"God placed her in my heart." FUCK OFF ALREADY.

Kimbaaaly is so embarrassing. 

The Mike run is next week!

Jesus placed a hunk in her hotel room.

 

Or he knocked on the wrong door.

[TazDevil]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Wish me all a safe flight to Boston and ms pepper I will text you when we arrive in Boston

Have fun you two!!!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said:

GOD PLACED HER IN MY HEART 😲🥵😵

As a sexual assault victims' advocate, I have heard predators say exactly that to defend their kidnapping. Exactly that. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Good night all…maybe I will see some of you tomorrow!

For The Single Life! Cannot wait!

[Doublemint]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Wish me all a safe flight to Boston and ms pepper I will text you when we arrive in Boston

Have a great time!   My daughter's recovering from surgery at my house, so I'm out for this.

[Auntie Anxiety]

William Hurt R.I.P. I swooned over him in Body Heat, one of the sexiest movies ever.

[DNR]

Have a great week PTimers!!!! Awesome snark once again !

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, was Love During Lockup an hour or an hour and a half last Friday. I turned the snark light off and returned my seat to its upright position after an hour and it seemed like people kept going for another 30 minutes.  Was it my imagination?  I left the room and came back and people were  still snarking.

Its 90 minutes now! 50% more snark! 

Just now, Doublemint said:

Have a great time!   My daughter's recovering from surgery at my house, so I'm out for this.

Sending my most positive mojo for her speedy recovery! 

[Frozendiva]

Kinda like asking a fake psychic to cast a spell so someone comes in to your life. Uh, the person has free will. He or she may come back at some point. I wouldn't want some dude casting a spell on me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, was Love During Lockup an hour or an hour and a half last Friday. I turned the snark light off and returned my seat to its upright position after an hour and it seemed like people kept going for another 30 minutes.  Was it my imagination?  I left the room and came back and people were  still snarking.

90 minutes of pure bliss. TPTB listened to us.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, was Love During Lockup an hour or an hour and a half last Friday. I turned the snark light off and returned my seat to its upright position after an hour and it seemed like people kept going for another 30 minutes.  Was it my imagination?  I left the room and came back and people were  still snarking.

1.5 hours.  Still not enough of that train wreck for me!

Good night all! Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite..,.ew.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

William Hurt R.I.P. I swooned over him in Body Heat, one of the sexiest movies ever.

Him and Kathleen the Burner Turner.  Great movie, I have it on DVD.  

[goofygirl]

12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

If both have significant assets, it is probably a good idea to have some sort of pre-nup.

That's sure not Memphis and Hamza!

[LennieBriscoe]

11 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright, m'dears. That is it for this week's shitshow of Before the 90 Craze! New season of 90 Day Fiance Season 9 starts on April 17 for those who can't wait. I will see you all next week for more laughs and jokes and ridiculousness! Will also see some of you around the forums. For now, have a great night! Peace out.

Season 9 already?! Be still, my heart!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

90 minutes of pure bliss. TPTB listened to us.

OH!!!! That explains a lot.  I honestly think WE and TLC interns read this blog.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Season 9 already?! Be still, my heart!

Yup. 6 new couples plus Baby Cool and The Bitch is Back!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

William Hurt R.I.P. I swooned over him in Body Heat, one of the sexiest movies ever.

He got my attention in Children of a Lesser God. Wow...powerful movie and eye candy for all. 

[magemaud]

“Here, Hamza, sign and date this blank sheet of paper and we’ll fill in those pesky prenush details later...” 

[Bees52]

Good night everyone! So mach fun snarking tonight!  I may show up tomorrow for The Single Life, too, if I remember to turn there. It's been weeks since I've watched TLC on a Monday. Until next time, ☮️❤️☘️🍀

[DNR]

51 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Well, I'm off to Lego land. Till we snark again. 

Don’t forget to delete any related emails 😂😂❤️

[Floatingbison]

Mike;  how was I last night?  You were like a tiger.  What kind of animal was I like?

Ximema:  You were like an owl.

Mike:  a sexy owl?

[Hotel Snarker]

8 hours ago, magemaud said:

“Here, Hamza, sign and date this blank sheet of paper and we’ll fill in those pesky prenush details later...” 

STOP RUSHING MARRIAGE, MEMPHIS!

[magemaud]

10 hours ago, Floatingbison said:

Ximema:  You were like an owl.

Mike:  a sexy owl?

Ximena: Ummm, normal 

 

[Floatingbison]

Ximena:  Ummm, normal.

 

Worst. Sex. Yelp. Review. Ever.

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Worst. Sex. Yelp. Review. Ever.

"If I could, I would give it negative stars"

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

"If I could, I would give it negative stars"

“The service was inept and the entree disappointingly small.”

[Frozendiva]

35 minutes ago, Gobi said:

“The service was inept and the entree disappointingly small.”

I ordered bratwurst and was given a cocktail weenie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

“The service was inept and the entree disappointingly small.”

I want to speak to the manager.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

"If I could, I would give it negative stars"

“A -100\5.”

[DanaMB]

On 12/5/2021 at 11:34 PM, DanaMB said:

And yet I predict half way through we’ll be tired of them and anxiously awaiting the next season. It’s what we do. Can’t seem to break the cycle. I blame the excellent snark. 

My response when we were excited for this season of B90. 😂

[LennieBriscoe]

On 3/13/2022 at 8:47 PM, Eldemarge said:

Kim, you can't bully guys into making an effort.  If they wanted to, they would.

But if she hasn't figured that out by her age, we can't help her.

Preach!

Lesson #1 for Women: Men do what they want to do. Corollary: Men don't do what they don't want to do.

Repeat that 3,000 different ways and you get the book "He's Just Not That Into You."

[Hotel Snarker]

3 hours ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Preach!

Lesson #1 for Women: Men do what they want to do. Corollary: Men don't do what they don't want to do.

Repeat that 3,000 different ways and you get the book "He's Just Not That Into You."

When will Usman stop hitting up old hags in America?

[LennieBriscoe]

49 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

When will Usman stop hitting up old hags in America?

When the money runs out, I suppose! He's getting free PR for his "brand"! 🎶

[Auntie Anxiety]

Never mind.

Edited March 20, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety
Posted to the wrong board

[GrammyPammy]

On 3/14/2022 at 9:48 PM, DanaMB said:

On 12/5/2021 at 10:34 PM, DanaMB said:

And yet I predict half way through we’ll be tired of them and anxiously awaiting the next season. It’s what we do. Can’t seem to break the cycle. I blame the excellent snark. 

My response when we were excited for this season of B90. 😂

Wash, rinse, repeat.

Mike: So, last night was pretty good, eh?
Ximena: 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[Armchair Critic]

Still laughing about "SAFE FLIGHT" when Kimbaaaaly tried to give an ultimatum. Helen Keller could see it wasn't going to work after the season with Usman and Belly Girl Visa.

@Angry Moldovan how was Boston and the meet up?

We went to the ice cream stand today, tomorrow it will probably snow. Got to enjoy the good weather days when we get them in Michigan. Hope everybody had a good week.

[My Girls]

I don't know how many more nights of this nasal voiced Memphis I can listen to.  She sounds like Fran Drescher.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey peeps! I hope everyone has had a good week and didn't have any drinks thrown on them. I am fresh from my meetup with @Angry Moldovan and @Auntie Anxiety on Friday and it was the stuff dreams are made of. We ate some good food and laughed uproariously and bored Mr. Moldovan but he was a great sport. 

I spent the day washing and waxing the Snarkmobile, so lets hit the road!