90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

mike is more like a cockroach-- he doesnt leave!!

and he's attracted to trash

 

 

too mean?

[kacesq]

Ximena you don’t want him to think for himself, you just want him to keep bankrolling you. God these two are repulsive.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sunk cost fallacy?

Johnny hasn’t really invested any money has he?

[Tuneful]

19 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm more concerned about him farting in the kids' beds. 

 

Lie back and think of Thiells, NY. 

Edited March 14, 2022 by Tuneful

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

My 8X great grandmother was named "Experience Quackenbush." She was in NJ before the Revolutionary War. I guess I could join the DAR 

You should join - I'm in it and it's great.

[TazDevil]

Ximena suddenly remembers it's Ramadan

[greekmom]

hahahaha

She's cutting off sex till marriage!!!!!

hahahahaha

[emergency ring]

TLC needs to hire another charming translator to do all the translating for Mike and Ximena

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike gets some pity sex and now thinks the wedding is back on?

[OneGuy]

Ximena says they're not sleeping together again until they get married.  What a prude she is!

[kacesq]

So what will happen when you get married Ximena? And how long are you going to have your kids in the bed with you anyhow?

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena is doing a three card Monty/bait-and-switch with Mike. What a schmuck.

[rideashire]

Mike's friend/translator: She is disgusted by you. She can't stand you. She has a voodoo doll that looks like you and stabs it every night.

Mike, after thirty seconds of sex: Let's talk about the wedding!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, greekmom said:

hahahaha

She's cutting off sex till marriage!!!!!

hahahahaha

and after marriage too, soon as she sees that receipt for payment in full for bewbies.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

and he's attracted to trash

 

 

too mean?

It's never too mean when it comes to this shit show!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

No sex until marriage hahahahahahahaha!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

and he's attracted to trash

 

 

too mean?

Nevah!!

[goofygirl]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

soooo....Ximena gave up the kitty when she thought that her sugar varmint was going to go back to the US?

Yep.  She's stringing out old Mike and his wallet.  She doesn't WANT to let her wallet slip through her fingers just YET.

[emergency ring]

ximena: i wont sleep with you until we get married. and before we get married you need to pay for my boobs : )

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

She's cutting off sex till marriage!!!!!

But only with Mike.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Ximena says they're not sleeping together again until they get married.  What a prude she is!

She’s a lady, I respect that in a scammer

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Coltee had stepped up his game for a minute but the beard and that whole"THING" on his face makes him look like a ratchet Amish dude.  Gross!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m roaring. You guys are the best.

[sainte-chapelle]

I paused it so I’m behind but why is his friend the problem?

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

hahahaha

She's cutting off sex till marriage!!!!!

hahahahaha

Of course - she's a good girl and naturally shy!

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO she is withholding sex until marriage…man o man Mike is a fool

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

But only with Mike.

she gives all jailed cartel bad boys an all access backstage pass.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I paused it so I’m behind but why is his friend the problem?

because the friend told it like it is and Mike almost cut off the cash flow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I paused it so I’m behind but why is his friend the problem?

Because she told Mike about XXXimena’s grift and it pissed XXXimena off because truth.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Of course - she's a good girl and naturally shy!

She is a delicate flower 

[Frozendiva]

Not sure I will watch The Single Life. No more Stephanie and Big Ed.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I paused it so I’m behind but why is his friend the problem?

She speaks Spanish and was translating Ximena’s BS. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I paused it so I’m behind but why is his friend the problem?

For exposing xxxmena as a scammer and gossiping about her

[Eldemarge]

Mike is ONLY there to screw, so I don't know what he's going to do now.  He's definitely not there to talk to her. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

She is a delicate flower 

she's The Shy Petunia!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I paused it so I’m behind but why is his friend the problem?

The friend told him the truth.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

She is a delicate flower 

A venus fly trap.

[magemaud]

19 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh the horror of being single at 37!

Actually, she's 29!

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Where does one even find a shirt that ugly?

I’m thinking the same place Kimballs got that cheap chain. “Ricky’s 90-Day Durag Emporium and Immigration Store.”

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Mike is ONLY there to screw, so I don't know what he's going to do now.  He's definitely not there to talk to her. 

Back to the hotel to watch Spanktravision until 2 a.m.

Edited March 14, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is a delicate flower 

Like that tattoo on her hand

[brillia79]

I finally got my TLC Go app working again!

Mike is fucking stupid. At this point, I hope Ximena takes all his money and his friends clown him to his face.

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

WTF kind of fist pumping Pauly D t-shirt is that? Is that camo with freaking rhinestones on it?

I bet its a gift from Ximena

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Not sure I will watch The Single Life. No more Stephanie and Big Ed.

When is it back? Tomorrow? I'll be at live chat bright and early, with popcorn and vodka!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino somehow got me to root for Jasmine. Dipsydoo switcheroo.

Edited March 14, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

A venus fly trap.

A 🌵 cactus

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

The friend told him the truth.

That is what I thought. She only repeated what Ximena told her.

[Gobi]

This is a serious situation, Gino. Put on the black hat!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet its a gift from Ximena

When is it back? Tomorrow? I'll be at live chat bright and early, with popcorn and vodka!

Tomorrow night. Probably 8 eastern.

[Bees52]

Wait, the someone threatening to expose the pics, is NOT your ex, Gino? Who else but her would do that?

[Tuneful]

12 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

It was funny, though, she sounded like a mouse or weasel at one point. EEEEEEE

Dubbed in the raccoon or lemur they showed in one of the openers tonight, Panama, I think.