LennieBriscoe March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said: Ok, I am done. I just can't with these morons any more this evening. I want to read some excellent snark tomorrow so don't let me down! I am starting prep for a colonoscopy on Tuesday, tomorrow is not solid food then I take the colon blow...ugh. I am counting on you all to take my mind off it all. You know how in elementary school we held our noses and couldn't tell if we bit into an apple or an onion? When you chug (yes) the prep, hold your nose. Edited March 7, 2022 by LennieBriscoe 1 1 3 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, TMI said: is ben aging before out eyes? He’s drooping away. Edited March 7, 2022 by RichiesOlderBro 10 2 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Ben that wasn't true love, it was lusting after a hot chick online 17 Link to comment
Bees52 March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Speaking like Viola Davis in "The Help": Ben you is vain, you is crazy and you is not smart. 14 3 Link to comment
magemaud March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said: Anyone wonder if the 'younger sister' at Jasmine's mother's home is actually the oldest of Jasmine's kids? I liked when her sister was asked, "What do you think of Gino?..." crickets, then, very slowly, "He's...nice..." 4 5 Link to comment
GrammyPammy March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Ben is excruciatingly boring. “No stop signs or traffic lights…” 5 9 Link to comment
Doublemint March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: I would CHEERFULLY take in a Ukrainian FAMILY, any day. I've taken in my share, several of my son's friends have lived with us, for varying lengths of time. The son in question rented a room from us for a couple of years, he's my son's friend but my kid has distanced himself lately owing to the drinking/issues. Its awkward as fuck and I feel bad for everyone, the relationships are complicated and the new sobriety fragile. And I'm in the middle of it! WHY. Oh well. It'll soon pass. Meanwhile, all of you burn some sage or say a prayer or bark at the moon or whatever suits your spirit best for me! So sorry for all this! Just remember it will pass. Think of the wonderful gift your husband will get you for making you participate in this. (haha) 2 4 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, TMI said: is ben aging before out eyes? When Mahogany is 30, droopy eye will be 60 what? Even 60 or 62? 1 3 Link to comment
greekmom March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Im shocked he has not quizzed her on things they talked about in their messages. 8 Link to comment
tvrox March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 47 minutes ago, For Cereals said: Why are we pretending Mahogs doesn’t speak perfect English? Yeah this is ridiculous. What an awkward car ride and for no reason. Her English is great. 1 9 Link to comment
ExMathMajor March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Okay, Ben? Mahogany is a child (at best) or a scammer (at worst). In either case, a decent, God-fearing man would get on the next plane back to Bumfuck, MI. 19 Link to comment
OneGuy March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Ahh, just why I've been watching this show: a theodicy discussion! Finally! 6 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Is Ben mansplaining how to drive…listen you lazy eyed mother fucker, go raise your kids and maybe spend your sex tourist money on their education you decrepit megalomaniac 3 18 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: I would CHEERFULLY take in a Ukrainian FAMILY, any day. I've taken in my share, several of my son's friends have lived with us, for varying lengths of time. The son in question rented a room from us for a couple of years, he's my son's friend but my kid has distanced himself lately owing to the drinking/issues. Its awkward as fuck and I feel bad for everyone, the relationships are complicated and the new sobriety fragile. And I'm in the middle of it! WHY. Oh well. It'll soon pass. Meanwhile, all of you burn some sage or say a prayer or bark at the moon or whatever suits your spirit best for me! After I became a sober-a-rino I always want to reach out to people struggling with alcoholism and beat some sense into them, but they can't get better until they're ready, and for some people they never manage to stay sober long term, or even short term. 1 8 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said: You know how in elementary school we held our noses and couldn't tell if we bit into an apple or an onion? When you chug (yes) the prep, hold your nose. Then unbutton your pants, grab some books or a tablet and hunker down in the spare bathroom. When that stuff hits, you will have no time to plan. 1 5 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 (edited) Ben's brain is telling him the truth? Is that what he calls his tiny acorn appendage? Mahogany doesn't even know her own back story. So their texts were written by some 45 year old production guy? Or were they done before Mahogany got hired, and she didn't read her briefing folder? "Mahogany" certainly hates being in the same car with Ben. So, Ben thinks the religious 22 year-old he's dating, is fine with going away on a trip with him? You know Ben thinks they won't need the second room. I finally agree with Jasmine, Gino is a horrible dancer, and does look like he's dancing with a stick up his ass. Edited March 7, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama 11 Link to comment
TMI March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Oh Ben is takng Woodgirl on a prayer retreat. 5 3 Link to comment
Mr. Miner March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 On this getaway I hope Mahogany might, you know, touch my old wiener. 15 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 (edited) Ben: Miraculously, when we started talking about God, we had a great conversation. Me: God works in mysterious ways. Now shut up. Edited March 7, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety 9 6 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Are we sure Droopy Eye is not starting his very own cult? 3 7 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 He literally brought her on this trip to try to have sex with her. 12 Link to comment
mmecorday March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 "So tomorrow, sand dunes? Do you like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain?" 23 Link to comment
GrammyPammy March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 “Gino is the worst dancer ever…” shocker. He is prancing like a pony, LOL 15 1 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, tvrox said: Yeah this is ridiculous. What an awkward car ride and for no reason. Her English is great. It's as though she once spent time as an exchange student, her English is so unaccented. 1 8 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said: Ok, I am done. I just can't with these morons any more this evening. I want to read some excellent snark tomorrow so don't let me down! I am starting prep for a colonoscopy on Tuesday, tomorrow is not solid food then I take the colon blow...ugh. I am counting on you all to take my mind off it all. Good luck Betty, ....this is the one time you can tell people that you're waiting for the Fleet to come in! 10 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Gino went to the Elaine Benes School of Dance. 21 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, mmecorday said: "So tomorrow, sand dunes? Do you like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain?" "Are you not into yoga?" 10 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Memphis!!! Did you really ask an intake question during the proposal? She has an annoying figure....like an egg on stilts. 6 6 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said: “Gino is the worst dancer ever…” shocker. He is prancing like a pony, LOL Like a Pole pony! 9 Link to comment
greekmom March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said: He literally brought her on this trip to try to have sex with her. I REALLY REALLY REALLLY hope they caught that on film if he did. 2 5 Link to comment
magemaud March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, tvrox said: What is with Colt and his beard? I think he's gone Amish 11 1 Link to comment
charmed1 March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Is Ben mansplaining how to drive…listen you lazy eyed mother fucker, go raise your kids and maybe spend your sex tourist money on their education you decrepit megalomaniac It really looked like a dad giving his daughter a driving lesson. He was probably hitting the imaginary dad brake pedal. 10 6 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Is Ben mansplaining how to drive…listen you lazy eyed mother fucker, go raise your kids and maybe spend your sex tourist money on their education you decrepit megalomaniac I know you’re hurting but you are on fire tonight. Fire Jerry, Fire 8 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Mahogany....that's a type of wood isn't it? Speaking of wood..... 1 16 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said: On this getaway I hope Mahogany might, you know, touch my old wiener. She IS named after a woody. 8 Link to comment
Trackdawg March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said: I need someone to make a meme of Mama Jasmine's face upon hearing that Gino wants her blessing. I need it immediatemente. Pedid y se os dará 👼 10 9 Link to comment
LennieBriscoe March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, TMI said: Oh Ben is takng Woodgirl on a prayer retreat. The jokes, they sometimes write themselves, yo. 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Just now, Suzywriter said: he has an annoying figure....like an egg on stilts Those striped leggings are a fashion don’t for her particular body type. 7 Link to comment
magemaud March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 12 minutes ago, Gobi said: "Hi, Mahogany! My puppy ran away, can you help me find him?" "You can trust me, I'm a Youth Pastor!" 16 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, magemaud said: On the way to her mother’s, Jasmine saw a street food vendor and made GIno spend $2 on a big bowl of pigs feet then took great pleasure in forcing him to eat it. He refused to try it until she insisted on feeding him a chunk of it. He gagged on it while she sat there smiling smugly. I swear she’s getting revenge for him sending the photos to his ex. This fills me with glee. If only there had been a bowl of penis soup handy! 6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: Do you want a healing spell or a get lost spell? Healing for the son, get lost for the mother! I adore you! 3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: After I became a sober-a-rino I always want to reach out to people struggling with alcoholism and beat some sense into them, but they can't get better until they're ready, and for some people they never manage to stay sober long term, or even short term. That's my fear. This isn't this kid's first go-round. And he's only 25. 3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said: On this getaway I hope Mahogany might, you know, touch my old wiener. Its what Jesus would want her to do. 3 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Hazmat, titties and sexy time aren’t worth this. 16 Link to comment
Frozendiva March 7, 2022 Author Share March 7, 2022 Too bad Mahogany won't check out and drive away, and leave Ben stranded. 1 7 5 Link to comment
Trackdawg March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Floatingbison said: Mahogany....that's a type of wood isn't it? Speaking of wood..... This is typically your thing, Brudda. Missed it! 2 2 Link to comment
magemaud March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Does everyone from Michigan sound like Gino and/or Memphis? 3 Link to comment
greekmom March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, magemaud said: I think he's gone Amish He looks like an ape and a goat had a child. 11 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 In the background, I juts saw SteVen chasing a stray cat. 14 Link to comment
GrammyPammy March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Memphis is a victim of circus pants. 12 1 Link to comment
greekmom March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Hazmat, titties and sexy time aren’t worth this. Hazmat. You can get American titties and sexy time anywhere. Seriously!! Don't settle 2 7 Link to comment
Doublemint March 7, 2022 Share March 7, 2022 Memphis, Serta wants the striped mattress material back, just sayin. 9 1 Link to comment
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