90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

One syllable out of Memphis and my ears are already bleeding.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m extra mean tonight but why do these fat friends ‘deserve a vacation’? Aren’t they all unemployed? Worked hard at what? Keeping your food trap shut?

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oooooh, spill! Is there info in the couples thread??

Spoiler

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-mike-berk-backlash-hateful-instagram/

 

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

PrEd does not deserve love.

I hate that I'm going to watch that show.  But I'll watch...

Same. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we go. The End of Hamza and Memphis. 

Has anyone on the Before the 90 Days iteration ever made it to the altar? Or even to the K1 application process?

[magemaud]

Anybody else surprised Mommy Dericco is pregnant AGAIN? 

Wait, I thought Big Ed and Liz were engaged. Now he’s on The Single Life AGAIN? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

They need a translator like Britney and what’s his name had.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I am too tired and lazy to try to impress a youngster. 😂 Did you try that Coke Starlight you were asking about? I thought it tasted kind of like a graham cracker.

Yeah I did. At first it tasted like cotton candy. Then tasted like a s'more then back to cotton candy. Maybe the Coke Zero version won't be as sweet.

[greekmom]

Hamza RUN.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Conversate.” We’re doomed.

[tvrox]

A new translator! Like Adam from the previous season. 

[TazDevil]

conversate....

[Pepper Mostly]

OH YAY THEY'RE GOING TO CONVERSATE!

[Hotel Snarker]

Muskegon Muppet is a fucking moron. I hate her so much.

[Gobi]

I hope he can transerlate what they conversate.

[OneGuy]

Memphis, conversate more slowly and loudly please.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis starts yelling/talking in 3.....2......1

[Frozendiva]

Memphis does have a kid or two with this ex, so she has to talk to him sometimes.

[For Cereals]

I need this translator on all the couples…

[mmecorday]

Ugh! Memphis just said conversate. I officially want someone to feed her fingertips to the wolverines.

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mike, bro. Go home. Pick up your luggage and those shoes covered in dog shit and fly home.

[Suzywriter]

Conversate! Conversate! With a Master's Degree....conversate!

[Mr. Miner]

Memphis, Hamza is concerned about your ex, who is sometimes referred to as, how you say? The human tripod.

[Baltimore Betty]

Why is it hard for Hamsy to understand that Mem-fis and her ex co parent her kids? You have to "conversate" with the father when you have kids.

[Mrs. Landingham]

4 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

After seeing his soshul media history, I’d say he’s getting what he deserves….

I just now learned of this! What in the kentucky fried fuck is that? Oh HELL NO. Team Ximena from now on. Mike, may you get fleeced and scammed and may you be miserable for the rest of your pitiful days on this earth. May you be alone forever with only your porn hub account for company. I hope you step in dog feces twice a day.

[Hotel Snarker]

This translator is a LEGEND!

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola amigos y amigas! I am delighted to be here with you tonight-we have had an unexpected house guest since Friday, a young friend's mother who flew in because things were getting messy with her son (drinking problem, issues, long story). We don't know the woman but of course my husband was all "of course, stay with us!". Sigh. I'm glad to help of course but yikes. Its been all restaurant meals and running around. I am exhausted and its the new world order till Tuesday. Send help. 

Thank all the gods in the pantheon I had my live chat rabbit hole to dive into! 

You are very nice to help and host this woman. 

[greekmom]

Translator is right.

Why are you shouting your freaking idiot.

[Frozendiva]

Memphis yells at me a lot. Uh, Hamz, it will continue after you are married.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They need a translator like Britney and what’s his name had.

Yes, bring back Adam!

Memphis is still talking like a shouting cavewoman even with the translator present. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis: I know I have a strong personality.

Me: Ya think?

[tvrox]

Memphis, you have to have a relationship with the father of your kids-but that doesn't include staying at his house (and probably sleeping with him) for four days. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Great, now the translator hates Memphis too. She's managed to alienate everyone she's encountered so far! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Seriously…is there any one on this show that is likeable? Anyone? Bueller?

[Bees52]

I think all these translators are brilliant and have figured out a side hustle via 90 Day. I wonder how soon before this one gets to comment on PT sitting beside Hamsta.

[Hotel Snarker]

STFU Memphis, you straight up suck donkey butt.

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Conversate! Conversate! With a Master's Degree....conversate!

Also, CONSULETTE. DIVORESS.

[Gobi]

Memphis looks like Miss Piggy. Sorry, not sorry.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis: I know I have a strong personality.

Me: Ya think?

strong personality? More like anger issues.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Does the translator remind anyone of the guy from Hall & Oats?

 

 

[Straycat80]

Here’s your chance to run Hazmat. Honestly I don’t think this guy is too smart. 

[Tuneful]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

XXXimena looks so hard and coarse. 

He should get tested. 

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I’m watching on Comcast and it’s fine.  Thank god for that because the last time I had to call Comcast/Xfinity I started to cry.

Same. Every time I call Comcast. They are the devil. 

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I need this translator on all the couples…

One of my best friends is an interpreter. I think TLC should pay for human interpreters.

[Trackdawg]

17 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Is the translator app a bingo square?

 

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh honey. It was on the very first one. 

[OneGuy]

The translator wonders, "How do I translate these tears?"

[sainte-chapelle]

“No one want me to marry you”; well guess what Memphis you are no prize

[charmed1]

I kind of love the translator’s voice. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Memphis does have a kid or two with this ex, so she has to talk to him sometimes.

As much as I hate for her to be right, she's right. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Memphis looks like Miss Piggy. Sorry, not sorry.

Her wig is driving me crazy.  

[greekmom]

I can't believe the green card is THAT appealing for Hamza.