90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Kim looks a little like Gene Simmons.

She looks like Mama Chantal is her sister from another mister.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

that's the secret?!?!? wtf? and she needed her ex for a week?

She was too depressed to deal with the kids. My advice? “Snap out of it!!!”

[endure]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

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  Suicidal

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Major, for four days!

[Doublemint]

Ben having doubts - priceless!   The apartment?  Her age?  Her photoshop fake pic?   Karma's a bitch buddy.

[Tuneful]

I think Hamz's got the hang of it now and they can doubletalk back and forth through the end of the season. His mother was his rescuing angel. Some people are too dumb to figure their way out of a paper bag. 

Edited February 28, 2022 by Tuneful

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Jason Momoa got back with Lisa Bonet? I was ready to offer him some comfort after the break up. 😜

Damn, ya beat me to it. 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The Derrico parents are way too impressed with themselves. Congrats, you popped out a bunch of kids. Kudos. 

I never reproduced. . . .when I was younger I figured there were tons of people out there to take up the demographic slack for me, and I was right!

Edited February 28, 2022 by Floatingbison

[DNR]

I love momma Hamza’s supermodel cheekbones .  The way she just looks like “ugh what is my son doing “ 😂

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Jason Momoa got back with Lisa Bonet? I was ready to offer him some comfort after the break up. 😜

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yea I’m an asshole but I think she is using her mental health as a tool to manipulate him Into marrying her

Me too! I really hate to doubt someone admitting to needing help like that but I think she would say absolutely anything to get her way/ take the heat off of her

[Suzywriter]

You are all aware is that Memphis writes scripts for prescription medication? Yikes. 

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She was too depressed to deal with the kids. My advice? “Snap out of it!!!”

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Jason Momoa got back with Lisa Bonet? I was ready to offer him some comfort after the break up. 😜

Stole this…wanted it to be real 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahogany’s parents are charging by the hour, so let’s make short work of it, shall we?

[endure]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Memphis you never ever had to tell him this stupid thing. Its so nothing. Middle school drama.

Middle school is giving her too much maturity

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Ben having doubts - priceless!   The apartment?  Her age?  Her photoshop fake pic?   Karma's a bitch buddy.

Ben isn't having doubts.  God is.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, greekmom said:

that's the secret?!?!? wtf? and she needed her ex for a week?

Yes, the whole ex thing.

Every time Memphis says "yeeeeeeeeaaaaaauuuuhhh" it's ultimate ear assault for me. Especially because I have a pet peeve where whenever people say "yeah" too much when I'm having a conversation with them, it's ear rape. But Memphis? She is a WHOLE 'nother level.

[Frozendiva]

I don't see much of a family resemblance.

[Suzywriter]

Ok, that's a legit reason for having a mental breakdown. I'll give her that one. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben has such a grating winning personality.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I don't see much of a family resemblance.

She’s taller than both parents. 

[endure]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I don't see much of a family resemblance.

I think the Mum looks related

[Tuneful]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She was too depressed to deal with the kids. 

Maybe some people shouldn't go into mental health as a career. I know I'd flame out. 

[Armchair Critic]

Ben is thanking God her father is not too virile looking.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oops that angle…Mahogany has some rough skin

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ximena needs to work on her extortion game. “Pay for my boobs or I sell you to the cartel”.

Or sic the hitman. 

[MagicEyes]

3 minutes ago, DNR said:

I love momma Hamza’s supermodel cheekbones .  The way she just looks like “ugh what is my son doing “ 😂

She looks so young! How is she old enough to have an adult son? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ben is so proud of himself for learning 5 sentences in Spanish for this. He thinks he’s such hot shit.

[greekmom]

Summit's parents were more convincing.

Even for actors.... please show some fire.

[Gobi]

"Tell them that God Himself sent me on this quest for the Holy Tail."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahogany’s father isn’t buying Ben’s bullshit.

[RichiesOlderBro]

His eye gets wonkier the more he tries to speak Spanish. 

[DNR]

Mahogany dad coming with straight facts 😂

[Pepper Mostly]

Ben's Spanish is hilarious. I'm highly amused. 

[charmed1]

Mom looks like Pia Zadora.

[sainte-chapelle]

Funny that when live knows no age it is always in reference to someone younger….not older

[OneGuy]

Really, I can't imagine having this conversation.  I don't know how Ben doesn't feel like a perverted predator, except that God gave the okay.

[Bees52]

Get him, parents of Mahogany! Send Ben running!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Tell them that God Himself sent me on this quest for the Holy Tail."

Another Kody from Sister Wives who worships at the church of his penis.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Why was Mahogany chatting with an older American for 3 months?

[mmecorday]

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Mom looks like Pia Zadora.

Maybe that is Pia Zadora.

[Hotel Snarker]

This is beyond creepy. Ben looks as old as her parents! How can they approve of this relationship? There's no way.

24 or 22, it’s still creepy. You’re old enough to be her father!

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She looks like Mama Chantal is her sister from another mister.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben, catfishers always make mistakes because they can’t keep their lies straight. Take The Williams for example........

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Funny that when live knows no age it is always in reference to someone younger….not older

Tell that to Summit.

[Frozendiva]

Ben couldn't ask her what he real name is? And her age?

[Grifter Lives]

Mahogany's parents are going to ground her now and take away her internet access.

[Mr. Miner]

Tell them, I’ve been working out! I’m HUGE!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Tell them that God Himself sent me on this quest for the Holy Tail."

Ben and his Intercontinental Poon Hunt.

[greekmom]

You know Woody can just straight tell Ben that she is from central casting and he still won't believe her but  have some small doubts. 🤣