90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan]

Ewwww, I’m not emotionally prepared for this

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

The sight of his enormous manhood caused her bodice to expand and silently fall to the floor.  "I have ne'er seen such a wonderful yammy yammy" she whispered.

Dead AGAIN. I can’t. I am laughing so hard, can you hear me from CT?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

I cannot imagine what's going on in Kimbally's mind that makes her think this is okay.

Kimbaaaly has reached Ella levels of horniness!

[Suzywriter]

Usman and Jamal make a better couple.

 

[kacesq]

Good Lord this is embarrassing. This woman is desperate. At least Baby Girl Lisa got busy right away.

[Hotel Snarker]

The chain stays ON during sex.

[Bees52]

I don't want to shame...ok I do...but I'd feel more sympathetic to Jasmine if she went off on Gino fully clothed...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly, Usman still isn’t that into you, but he did a cost-benefit analysis and decided it would be in his best interest to have sex with you just to shut up your incessant nagging.

[Angry Moldovan]

Is that code for just the tip 🤮🤮

[magemaud]

Sojaboy’s off center hair is driving me crazy 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ewwww, I’m not emotionally prepared for this

Not enough vodka in the world for me to even think about this unnatural act they are about to perform.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Baltimore Betty

[emergency ring]

usman looks like hes about to enter the boxing ring 

[Frozendiva]

Seemed like her son was on to Usman.

[Eldemarge]

We can't watch this.  It's... too MUCH! D:

[kacesq]

Usman is such a rent boy. All his BS about needing to wait...as soon as he thought the money was ending his cock apparently reported for duty.

[Pepper Mostly]

He's just waiting for the viagra to kick in. 

[hookedontv]

Again she’s so bossy! Take your necklace off….

Kim is so fucking gross. And stupid. 

[rideashire]

We are about to witness Useman hoeing himself out for this tlc check. Sad story today folks.

[Mr. Miner]

WHHHYY! 😢

[LEILANI2]

Usman gonna get a case of flaccid dick or he will make her give him the Beej.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

The sight of his enormous manhood caused her bodice to expand and silently fall to the floor.  "I have ne'er seen such a wonderful yammy yammy" she whispered.

Howling!!

 

[charmed1]

No thank you. No one asked for this. I don’t want to watch Sojaforeplay.

[greekmom]

For fuck's sake.

There is nothing wrong with being Friends with Benefits.

[ExMathMajor]

WTFF is "sex in an African way"??

OMG Usman SHUT IT

[Angry Moldovan]

She gives hope to every stalker everywhere 

[hookedontv]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Usman gonna get a case of flaccid dick or he will make her give him the Beej.

Usman can ask Gino for the little blue pills…

[Pepper Mostly]

KIMBALLEEEEE HE IS NOT FUNNY. 

This is excruciating. So awkward. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Gross. Can't cringe hard enough.

[Angry Moldovan]

The sheet is so he can’t see

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Usman gonna get a case of flaccid dick or he will make her give him the Beej.

Blue Chew

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The chain stays ON during sex.

You mean the blindfold, right?

[RichiesOlderBro]

I hope he wore a condom. 

[emergency ring]

real love.. and ps5... and macbook

[TazDevil]

I refuse to believe that they actually had sex.  He's going to convince her that "the African way" is just her doing the beej and he can just lay there.

[For Cereals]

Oh I think Ximena is being herself…

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Mike. You are in for a world of hurt. Ximena has a hotter, richer guy on a string now. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

WTFF is "sex in an African way"??

OMG Usman SHUT IT

Doggy style, so he doesn't have to keep his face arranged correctly.

[LEILANI2]

I'm disappointed, he could have kept playing hard to get for more gifts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I hope he wore a condom. 

Baby Girl Lisa said he likes to go au natural.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

usman looks like hes about to enter the boxing ring 

or Thunderdome.

[kacesq]

She likes her boyfriends buff rough and incarcerated! 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

WHHHYY! 😢

I’m not a man, but how can he get it up for old lady haggis. Does he close his eyes and think of Rihanna?

[LEILANI2]

She didn't even pick him up at the airport this time.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

WTFF is "sex in an African way"??

OMG Usman SHUT IT

 

[LennieBriscoe]

8 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

usman looks like hes about to enter the boxing ring 

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves....

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Mike. You are in for a world of hurt. Ximena has a hotter, richer guy on a string now. 

Heartbreaking. He is probably one of several that she is milking. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike tried to clean up his act then tracks dogshit into the house. What a schlemiel.

[greekmom]

gross.

I hate ppl wearing shoes in the house.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I hope he wore a condom. 

Last thing he needs is for Kimballeeeee to get knocked up! 

Hahahaha, I kill me. 

[Floatingbison]

Tonight the   Pillow Barrier goes down!