90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

Ben is meeting Mahogany at the Peru Airport.

yawn, another no one meeting the plane scene 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He has wicked wonk eye

And when you consider his overall skeeviness, that is his least unattractive feature. 

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

If Mahogany shows up, which of Ben's eyes do you think she'll focus on. 

And maybe she'll inspect his teeth.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hope she stands Ben up. What a fucking loser

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ben’s tears bring me joy. 

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Ben's left eye has issues btw.

Is that the one with the stye on it?

[Eldemarge]

That's right, CRY you pink horny bitch!

[Toodleoo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cry you little bitch, you deserve every bit of this.

[OneGuy]

Ben took his mask off so Mahogany might recognize him.

[kacesq]

What did Ben sacrifice other than his dignity?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Now he’s crying?  Pahleeese!

[Angry Moldovan]

You’re a dumb dirty sex tourist that was ordained by God Ben. Cry me a fucking river

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaaand, the perennial catfishee is crying. Dolt. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does love of my life have its own bingo square?

Gotta love TLC prompting each couple to say "love of my life".

Am I a jerk for laughing when he said she hasn’t responded to any texts?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben’s ex-wife is roaring with laughter.

[Mr. Miner]

What a maroon!

What an ignoranomous!

[Mr. Miner]

What a maroon!

What an ignoranomous!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

the world has gone to hell in a hand basket.

 

I thought that those handbaskets to hell were reserved for us snarkers!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Ben, she probably isn't coming to meet you.

FIFY

[OneGuy]

Mike really does seem like a slob.

[Suzywriter]

Cult boy is dumber than a septum piercing.

 

[Doublemint]

Oh God - Michael's nose,  I'm on team Ximena on this one!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Am I a jerk for laughing when he said she hasn’t responded to any texts?

If laughing at Ben is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[magemaud]

Are Caleb’s leggings LuLaRoe? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Off topic but I just started differin .3  per cent and my skin is really irritated. Anyone reco a nice simple moisturizer? Ben is sobbing like he jus lost his children….oh wait

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!!!

Just in time to see Kim feeling very entitled to Usman's body parts.

 

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Good God, Kimbally!

 

5 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Yeah, BGK won't misinterpret Usman moving into her room at all....

 

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I hope Usman brings his own blankets and wraps himself up like a burrito to keep himself safe.

 

5 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Kim wakes up on the desperate and thirsty side of the bed....

[mmecorday]

Because this is being filmed during a pandemic, Ben must feel stupid and contagious.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

What a maroon!

What an ignoranomous!

I can see you feel strongly about this, @Mr. Miner!

[Straycat80]

TLC is now scrambling to find a woman to pretend to be Mahogany a la David and the woman from Russia. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If laughing at Ben is wrong, I don't want to be right.

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[LennieBriscoe]

Ben, meet your True Love: Reality.  

We knew Mahogany woodn't show up.

(SWIDT?)

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ewwwww. Was Mike about to stuff his used Kleenex into the seat pocket?? What a swine. Put in your pocket, dumb dumb. Your filth belongs on your person, not in a taxi. 

[Straycat80]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Off topic but I just started differin .3  per cent and my skin is really irritated. Anyone reco a nice simple moisturizer? Ben is sobbing like he jus lost his children….oh wait

Try Cetaphil, it’s a gentle lotion. 

[TazDevil]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Don't airports have a special waiting area for soulmates?

They really should!  Would save everyone else from dealing with the ones that drop their bags in the walkway, blocking everyone else's progress while they run to the arms of their internet love.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ben CAN NOT BELIEVE IT! MAHOGANY! “But but but, we are in loooooooooveee!!!!!! I fucking loved her so much! I just wanted to fucking love her like no man ever has or ever will again!"

Oh, they're going to show Caleb and Alina??

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Are Caleb’s leggings LuLaRoe? 

Lol, he’s such a basic white woman isn’t he

[Wollstonecraft]

You people are so harsh, I love it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Am currently watching Gomorrah on HBO+. I love it.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Are Caleb’s leggings LuLaRoe? 

Darcey's unisex collection Hof11 I think.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Mike really does seem like a slob.

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You’re a dumb dirty sex tourist that was ordained by God Ben. Cry me a fucking river

he could have done one of those Russia/Ukraine trips and gotten more action.

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Off topic but I just started differin .3  per cent and my skin is really irritated. Anyone reco a nice simple moisturizer? Ben is sobbing like he jus lost his children….oh wait

I use CeraVe moisturizers.

 

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I can see you feel strongly about this, @Mr. Miner!

Pregame weed was very strong. 😎

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Are Caleb’s leggings LuLaRoe? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Off topic but I just started differin .3  per cent and my skin is really irritated. Anyone reco a nice simple moisturizer? Ben is sobbing like he jus lost his children….oh wait

Try Aveeno, its soothing. And if you have an ice pack. try that. It will at least cool your poor tortured skin!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Because this is being filmed during a pandemic, Ben must feel stupid and contagious.

But he is here to entertain us. LOL at your display pic. 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, TazDevil said:

They really should!  Would save everyone else from dealing with the ones that drop their bags in the walkway, blocking everyone else's progress while they run to the arms of their internet love.

I want to be all happy about those reunions, like at the end of Love Actually, but in reality they make me cry because I'm usually just headed straight to my car alone.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Cult boy is dumber than a septum piercing.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If laughing at Ben is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Gobi]

Booger boy Mike just gets more endearing with each new quirk.

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Off topic but I just started differin .3  per cent and my skin is really irritated. Anyone reco a nice simple moisturizer? Ben is sobbing like he jus lost his children….oh wait

Aveeno Daily Moisturizer works well for me.

[OneGuy]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Are Caleb’s leggings LuLaRoe? 

I have no idea what this means but I'm assuming it's good snark.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Lol, he’s such a basic white woman isn’t he

Someone on Reddit said one pair looked like Fabletics.