90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

Instead of learning Spanish, he should be working on his Nigerian.

[Pepper Mostly]

HE'S DOING DUOLINGO! I recognize the voices!

[Toodleoo]

I hope Ben’s kids slap him upside the head and leave.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Ben should hook up with Mike and tour South America giving away their money to scammers. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

So ummmm how many of y’all are addicted to Wordle?

Haven't tried it yet. I know I’ll be addicted. I like word games and puzzles.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

So ummmm how many of y’all are addicted to Wordle?

I am mulling blocking the word on Twitter.

[Tuneful]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Or.. you know... told the dipsy doodle she'd had her tubes tied after 2nd baby?? Just sayin'.

As I learned in a medical place I worked long ago, pity f**ks are a thing. 

I already knew about rescuer complexes. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Tuneful

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She would have strung him along, telling him she thought she was pregnant, but wasn't, and then had a few tragic miscarriages and then he'd get told the truth.

 

Or she would have claimed she had to claim invertility after several tragic, agonizing, dangerous miscarriages.

[kacesq]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

So what do we think of Ben, is he hot or not?  Excluding the stupidity and toxic masculinity.

Not hot. 

[mmecorday]

"My relationship with my wife is cold. That's why I'm making hot dogs!"

[goofygirl]

Hopefully, Ella found an AMERICAN Asian guy.

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow, hats off to Ben being the first one to attempt to learn the language.

[charmed1]

Ah, Duolingo. At least he’s trying to learn something, unlike Memphis and Kenny. I ran out of hearts in my Duolingo app today, so I guess he’s doing better than I am too.

[mmecorday]

There's something very Kody Brown about Ben.

[RichiesOlderBro]

His kids look fairly young for him being 52.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

So what do we think of Ben, is he hot or not?  Excluding the stupidity and toxic masculinity.

Ummm not. He’s creepy and totes into himself. I find his religious angle very self promoting.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

So what do we think of Ben, is he hot or not?  Excluding the stupidity and toxic masculinity.

If he was not a shitbird and were instead a charming philanthropist he would be.

[greekmom]

LOL.

Kids are not having it.

[LEILANI2]

 Being married to Ben the idiot must have been a tough stint for this poor woman, she looks like his mother and 20 years older then him.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

So ummmm how many of y’all are addicted to Wordle?

Guilty! 

[LennieBriscoe]

5 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

So catfish’s ex wife is advising him that he’s an idiot?  

Yeah. Leaves her with four kids and "still has feelings of resentment"? Something is way off-kilter with this storyline.

Will Mahogany turn out to be a beech? 

[Suzywriter]

Ben is 🔥!

[Pepper Mostly]

First question is "Does she speak English?". WTF, creepy son?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Instead of learning Spanish, he should be working on his Nigerian.

Good one Gobi

[Frozendiva]

Oh, he likes younger women.

[TazDevil]

His eyes are very distracting.  Maybe one is glass.

[hula-la]

His ex-wife has his number.

[Toodleoo]

Oh man the look on his ex-wife’s face when he said he met her online was a damned NOVEL.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Remind me, why does Ben even have to tell them anything? There’s no relationship at present.

[Gobi]

"I think Jesus wants me to have some hot, young, nookie."

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

His kids look fairly young for him being 52.  

Or fairly dumb...

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

So what do we think of Ben, is he hot or not?  Excluding the stupidity and toxic masculinity.

He's a fucking creep. He's Mmmmm David 2.0.

[OneGuy]

I like how he uses "God's plan for me" as his excuse for this dalliance.

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Not hot. 

Concur! (Right-Eye Ben)

[kacesq]

The Alina stuff in the Couples thread. Damn.

[charmed1]

So why not concentrate on spending time with your kids instead of chasing women young enough to be your kids, you weirdo.

Edited January 17, 2022 by charmed1

[Suzywriter]

Ben's ex looks like Christine of Sister Fakes.

[Toodleoo]

Awww that poor daughter :( Calling it like it is, go ahead and start therapy now, sweetheart.

[Frozendiva]

Interactions are destined - relationships are now. The Universe has no idea what a relationship is and it is a human construct. I get he can believe in whatever God or Gods he chooses.

[deedee2]

LOL! This scene with Ben's kids is hilarious. They're so much more mature and realistic than their dad.

[My Girls]

It's not God leading him, it's his disco stick.

[Suzywriter]

He has a lizard eye.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben, save the airfare and get a doctor to look at your wonky eye with the hope that it can be fixed.

[Straycat80]

Ben’s kids are smarter than him. Actually the cucumber he was chopping up is smarter than him. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Yeah. Leaves her with four kids and "still has feelings of resentment"? Something is way off-kilter with this storyline.

Will Mahogany turn out to be a beech? 

One of his four children is smart enough not to be associated with this shiat show!

[mmecorday]

God wants him to be catfished.

[EtheltoTillie]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I like how he uses "God's plan for me" as his excuse for this dalliance.

Yes that was like that toad on Seeking Sister Wife. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

There's something very Kody Brown about Ben.

Or that creep from Seeking Sister Wife. I forget his name. 

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

 Being married to Ben the idiot must have been a tough stint for this poor woman, she looks like his mother and 20 years older then him.

He gets to chase girls as young as his daughter, and she has to raise the kids, pay the bills, worry about their health care and educations, and work. Fuck him. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Ben doesn’t give two tiny mouse shits about his kids. His own daughter just called him out for ignoring them when he was pursuing other women. 

[Toodleoo]

Team Left Eye!